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好险
That was close,
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我太喜欢清晨彩弹的味道了
God,I love the smell of paintballs in the morning.
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还是很搞笑
拉杰
Yeah,still finny,Raj.
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没办法去山脊了
There's no way we can get to the ridge.
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化学部的人完全把我们堵死了
The chemistry department has us completely cut off.
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河床呢
But what about the creek bed?
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被药理学部门拿下了
The pharmacology department controls that,
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他们全都吃了兴奋剂
And they're all hopped up on experimental steroids.
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完了
我们死定了
That's it then. we're doomed.
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现在该承认我们会沦落至此
I think the time has come to acknowledge that
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就是因为某人没参加
we are paying the price for some of us failing to attend my
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我的物理学部门战略会议
Physics department paintball strategy meeting.
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我说了
我妈妈得了微血管扩张
I told you my mom has spider veins.
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我要带她去激光治疗
I had to take her to the laser clinic.
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我也跟你说了
我要看医嘱
And I told you I wanted to see a doctor's note.
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我们要定个策略
We need a plan.
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-"上帝之锤"怎么样
-我忘了
How about operation hammer of the gods? I forget.
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哪个是"上帝之锤"
Which one is hammer of the gods?
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我们藏到停车场的垃圾桶后面
We hide behind the dumpsters in the parking
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伏击去尿尿的人
Lot and ambush people when they come to pee.
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不行
No go.
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垃圾桶那边完全是天文学部门的领地
The dumpsters are deep in astronomy department territory.
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应该不成问题
That shouldn't be a problem.
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金星白天都显现
Venus is up during the day.
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他们估计都在望天呢
They're probably just all staring at the sky.
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行了
我们现在要战术性撤退
All right, what we need now is a tactical retreat.
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你们看了那集《星际之门》吗
Did you see the episode of stargate
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他们在一个
where they found themselves on a planet
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类似雅典和斯巴达文明的星球上
with a culture based loosely on earth's athens and sparta?
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算了
Not important.
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莱纳德
拉杰和我一起冲出大门逃跑
Leonard, raj and I are going to burst out the door and run away.
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霍华德掩护
Howard will cover us.
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为什么不是我逃跑你掩护
Why don't I run away and you cover me?
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因为你用胜利来换取带你母亲看病
Because you chose your mother's veins over victory.
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数到三
On three.
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一
二
三
闪
One, two, three, go!
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我必须带她去
I had to take her!
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都快到穿泳衣的天气了
It's almost bathing suit weather!
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我投降
别开枪
I surrender! don't shoot!
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他们从那边走了
They went that way!
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霍华德
我是你的队友
Howard, I'm on your team.
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莱斯利
谢天谢地
Oh, leslie, thank god.
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你们小队的其他人呢
Where's the rest of your squad?
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他们把我留下来等死
Ah, they left me here to die.
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你的呢
What about yours?
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都死了
Dead, all of them.
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真遗憾
Sorry.
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没必要
Don't be.
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都是友军误伤
It was friendly fire.
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他们就是不听话
They just wouldn't listen.
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我们被包围了
Well, we're surrounded,
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只能等着被俘虏
So I guess there's nothing for us to do
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或者被干掉了
but wait to be captured or killed.
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最难受的是等待
Hmm, that's the worst part, the waiting.
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知道有颗带有你的名字的子弹
All the while knowing that there's a
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始终会在那里等着你
Paint pellet out there with your name on it.
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大大的死亡湿球
Yeah, the big wet ball of death.
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更能让你感觉自己还活着
对吧
Kind of makes you feel more alive, doesn't it?
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确实
It kind of does.
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还是别浪费时间吧
I say we make every moment count.
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可以
I agree.
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有什么可做的呢
How exactly do we do that?
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霍华德
你怎么不掩护我们
Howard, why aren't you covering us?!
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我们快被杀光了
We're getting slaughtered out here!
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战场就是地狱
War is hell.
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你们早上看了新的预算备忘了吗
Did you guys see the new budget memo that went out this morning?
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又减少了
Yeah, more cutbacks.
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太无法接受了
Unacceptable.
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我就想不明白
他们干嘛不直接放弃你们
It baffles me why they don't simply let some of
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就有更多钱给我做试验了
You go so that there's money available for my research.
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你知道我烦恼什么吗
谢尔顿
You know what baffles me, sheldon?
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就你的成绩来看
我看是任何事
Based on your academic record, any number of things, I imagine.
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-伙计们
-莱斯利
Hey, guys. hey, leslie. hey.
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霍华德
我帮你拿到高速原型机的批准了
Howard, I got the approval for the rapid prototyper you wanted.
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太好了
莱斯利
谢谢
That's great, leslie. thanks.
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互帮互助而已啦
You scratch my back, I scratch yours.
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那是什么意思
What was all that about?
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没什么
Oh, uh, no big deal.
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他们让莱斯利管一些自由经费
They gave leslie control of some unrestricted grant money.
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那挠背和"喵"又是怎么回事
Yeah, okay, but what's with the back- scratching and the meow!
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我觉得挠背的隐喻
I believe the back-scratching metaphor
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通常指投桃报李的情况
Generally describes a quid pro quo situation where
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一方提供物品或服务给另一方
One party provides goods or services to the
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报答一种类似之举
Second party in compensation for a similar action.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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至于"喵"
我感觉听起来像非洲的麝猫
The meow, that sounded to me like an african civet cat.
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说完了吗
Are you done?
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没有
No.
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尽管名字里有猫
但其实麝猫不是真的猫
Despite what the name suggests, the civet cat is not a true cat.
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说完了
Now I'm done.
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知道我怎么想吗
You know what I'm thinking?
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我觉得霍华德并不是用挠背做隐喻
I'm thinking howard wasn't making a back-scratching metaphor.
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我觉得确有挠背一说呢
I'm thinking there was some actual scratching involved.
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是吗
霍华德
What about it, howard?
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我不想说是因为
I didn't want to say anything 'cause I
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我知道你和莱斯利以前好过
Know you and leslie have a little history.
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我不在乎
I don't care about that.
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太好了
我其实早就想说了
Great, 'cause I've been dying to say something?
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在彩弹小屋里!
两次!
In the paintball shed! twice!
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这就是为什么你没有掩护我们撤退
Is that why you didn't cover our Escape
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还让我们像牲口般被屠宰?
and let us get cut down like animals?
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对此我非常抱歉
Oh, yeah, sorry about that.
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阵前脱逃
Dereliction of duty in the face of the enemy is
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是要被送交军事法庭的
a court-martial offense.
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管他什么军事法庭[德语]
Court-martial, schmort-martial,
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莱斯利·温克尔是第五个和我做过爱的女生
Leslie Winkle is the fifth girl I've ever had sex with.
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我是说
不包括付费的
I mean, for free.
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而且你还拿到了高速原型机
And plus, you got a rapid prototyper.
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老兄 那玩意可不便宜
That's an expensive piece of equipment, dude.
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我们剩下的人的预算就被啃到见骨了
And the rest of us have had our budgets cut to the bone.
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你可以这样看这个问题
Okay, one way to look at this is that I'm getting new equipment,
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我有了新设备
你们没有
这不公平
And you're not, and that's unfair.
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更好的角度是 我有女人而你们没有
But a better way to look at this is that I'm getting sex and you're not,
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还有什么比这更好
And that's delightful.
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所有东西都不响应了
The whole thing froze.
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不知道怎么回事
I don't know what happened.
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冷静点
能解决的
Calm down. we'll figure it out.
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我怎么能冷静得了?
How can I calm down?
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我的整个购物车都要被清空了
I'm gonna lose my whole shopping cart.
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我选了三个小时的鞋就这么一扫而空了
That's three hours of picking out shoes just shot to hell.
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嗨
佩妮
Hello, penny.
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嗨
谢尔顿
Hello, sheldon.
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你坐在我的专座上了
You're in my spot.
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你准备坐这么
Are you planning on sitting here?
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不
我要去漫画店
No, I'm going to the comic book store.
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那我坐哪有什么区别?
Then what difference does it make?
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有什么区别?
What difference does it make?
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好戏登场
Here we go.
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那是我的专座
That is my spot.
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在这个不断变化的世界里
这是不变的一点
In an ever-changing world, it is a single point of consistency.
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假设我的生命用一个建立在
If my life were expressed as a function
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四维直角坐标系中的方程来表示的话
on a four-dimensional cartesian Coordinate system,
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这个座位从我坐上那一刻开始 就成为了 (0,0,0,0)
That spot at the moment I first sat on it would be zero-zero-zero-zero.
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你说啥?
What?
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不要坐他的专座
Don't sit in his spot.
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好吧
Fine.
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满意了?
Happy?
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我没有不满意
I'm not unhappy.
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我爱他 不过他也太极品怪胎了
Boy, I love him, but he is one serious wackadoodle.
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好了
电脑修好了
Okay, that should do it.
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太感谢了
真是我的恩人
Oh, thank you. you are a lifesaver.
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你订了可真不少
That's a lot of shoes you ordered.
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可悲的是其实这些对我来说真的不算多了
Yeah, you know the sad thing is, it's really not.
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这就是你们的彩弹枪?
Ooh, is this one of those paintball guns?
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没错
你下次应该和我们一起来
Yeah. you ought to come out with us sometime.
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谢谢
不过还是算了
我从内布拉斯加来
Oh, no, thanks. I'm from nebraska.
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在那里
当我们对什么东西开枪的时候 要么是我们要吃它们
When we shoot things, it's because we want to eat them
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要么是让他们别妨碍我和男友办事
or make them leave our boyfriends alone.
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孩子
你心跳在狂飙 我果然魅力无边啊
Boy, your heart's racing. I must've really gotten you going.
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一半是你的原因
一半是我先天就心律紊乱
Well, it's partly you, partly my transient idiopathic arrhythmia.
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真性感
Sexy.
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那么我可以假定你的感受是
Can I assume that you likewise found the experience...
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你满足了我
Satisfactory?
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这不是我原本打算的措辞
不过当然
That wasn't quite the word I was looking for, but sure,
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我知道我合格了
I'll do this pass-fail.
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你觉得我给你弄的那个原型机如何啊
Hey, are you enjoying that prototyper I got you?
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很赞啊
Oh, it's great.
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工程院里的每个人 都羡慕得要命
Everybody in the engineering department is eating their hearts out.
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你很幸运使得旁人痛苦万分的感觉很好吧
Isn't it nice when your good fortune makes others miserable?
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一般人理解不了
You know, most people don't get that.
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霍华德
我回来了
Howard, I'm home!
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好极了
Oh, great.
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读书俱乐部的活动取消了
Book club was cancelled!
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叶太太颈椎又出问题了
That thing on phyll's neck opened up again!
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我忙着呢
老妈
I'm busy, ma!
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忙到不能帮妈妈把拉链解开啊
Too busy to help your mother with her zipper?!
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您别进来
Don't come in, ma!
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为什么
Why not?
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他有客人在
He's got company!
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又开始心律紊乱了
Oh, there's the arrhythmia.
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她是犹太人嘛
Is she jewish?!
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你是犹太人么
Are you jewish?
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-不是
-是的
- No. - yes!
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那行
你们好好玩
Okay, then you kids have fun!
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别忘了防护措施
Use protection!
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你觉得他会注意到吗
You think he'll notice?
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有这种可能
There's a chance.
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那我们怎么办
Oh, what are we gonna do?
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"我们?"
"we"?
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你错了
曾经有一个我们的机会摆在你面前
No, no, you had your chance to be "we"
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就在一年半以前
For, like, a year and a half now.
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现在
你是你
你完蛋了
Right now, you are "you," and you are screwed.
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我们为什么要告诉他是我干的
Why do we have to tell him I did it?
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因为我们不会告诉他是我干的
Well, we're not gonna tell him I did it.
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这样行么
Okay, okay, how about this?
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我们告诉他有人闯进来
We tell him somebody broke in.
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就为了向沙发上射击彩蛋
Just to shoot the couch with a paintball gun?
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不好意思
我就会相信
I'm sorry, I buy it.
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现在嗑药的那么多
All those people are on drugs.
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我们可以告诉他
We could tell him
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他们想要这个沙发别打扰和男友办事
they wanted the couch to stay away from their boyfriend.
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好吧
Okay, fine.
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我们把它翻过来不就行了?
What if we just flip it over?
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不错吧
There. looks fine, right?
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坐印
Mm, butt print.
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没有明显的坐印
There's no discernible butt print.
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拜托
Oh, come on.
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好了
坐印
There, butt print.
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太小
太...
It's too small and too...
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漂亮了
Perfect.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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不客气
You're welcome.
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嘘
自然点
Shh. act normal.
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谢尔顿
Sheldon!
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漫画店逛得怎么样
How was the comic book store?
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还不错
新一期的《闪电侠》来了
Fine. the new issue of flash is out.
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很好
很好
你走回来的吗
Great, great. did you walk the whole way?
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外面有点冷
It's a little chilly.
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库什帕利送我回来的
Kooth Rappali picked me up.
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不是很棒吗
Isn't that terrific?
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他真是个好朋友
He is such a good friend.
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知道有朋友的最大好处是什么吗
You know what the best thing about friends is?
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他们不会无来由地说个不停
They don't talk incessaly for no particular reason.
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不
不
朋友之间会宽容小错误的
No, no, friends forgive the little things.
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我得回去洗头了
You know, I gotta go home and wash my hair.
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你敢
小姐
Don't you dare, missy.
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你好
闪电侠
Hello, fastest man alive.
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想观赏我看完你的整本漫画书吗
Want to see me read your entire comic book?
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要再看一次
Want to see it again?
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有点不对劲
Something's wrong.
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什么意思
What do you mean?
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我也说不上
I'm not sure.
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就是感觉不对
It doesn't feel right.
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不知道你在说什么
I don't know what you're talking about.
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那个
佩妮干的
Oh, that. Penny did that.
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抱歉
Excuse me.
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你怎么不坐在办公椅那吃
Why don't you just eat in your desk chair?
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我怎么不坐在办公椅那吃?
Why don't I just eat in my desk chair?
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开始了
Here we go.
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那是我的办公椅
That is my desk chair.
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是我工作的地方
That is where I work.
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我不在办公椅那吃饭
也不在专座上工作
I don't eat in my desk chair and I don't work in my spot.
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我在办公椅那工作
在专座上吃饭
I work in my desk chair and eat in my spot.
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非常怪胎
Wackadoodle.
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有个简单的解决办法
You know, there's kind of an obvious solution here.
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起来
Get up.
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好了
问题解决
There. problem solved.
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没人关心你要坐在哪
Nobody cares where you're going to sit.
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你又不疯
You're not crazy.
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抱歉
但问题并没解决
Excuse me, but the problem is not solved.
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如你的脑袋不小心被截掉了
If your head had been accidentally amputated,
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安个狗的脑袋在上面
And we transplanted a dog's head in its place,
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这叫"问题解决"吗
Would that be "problem solved"?
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如是你的脑袋
问题就解决了
If it were your head, it would be.
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谢尔顿
我很
很抱歉
但就一周
Sheldon, I am really, really sorry, but it's only for a week.
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你就不能通融点
Can't you be a little bit flexible?
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好了
抱歉
我没细想
Yeah, sorry. I didn't really think that through.
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你声称说一周就好
You claimed it's going to be a week,
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但我对你选的干洗店没信心
But I have no faith in your dry cleaner.
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为什么没有
Why not?
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你注意到他柜台上的标志了吗
Did you notice the sign on his counter?
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他不是全职干干洗的
He's not a full-time dry cleaner.
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他还配钥匙
He also makes keys.
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看到老天的份上
谢尔顿
Oh, for god's sake, Sheldon.
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专注是很重要的
Focus is important.
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迈克尔·德倍基[心脏手术创始人]做心脏移植手术之余
Was Michael Debakey a wedding planner
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做婚礼策划吗
in between heart transplants?
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亚历山大·弗莱明午夜会变身理发师吗
Did Alexander Fleming moonlight as a hairdresser?
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"谢谢你发现了青霉素"
"thanks for discovering penicillin.
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"来个蓬蓬头吧"
Now how about we try a bouffant?"
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看起来我今晚要有"性"福了
Ooh, looks like I'm gonna have sex tonight.
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宝贝...
Hey, baby...
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他右手在召唤他吗
His right hand is calling him?
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00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:15,250
不
是莱斯利·温克尔
No, it's Leslie Winkle.
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有一段时间了
It's a long story.
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我十分钟后接你
I'll pick you up in ten minutes.
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各位
再见[法语]
Gentlemen, adieu.
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我以为今晚我们要玩《光环》
I thought we were going to play halo tonight.
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要我怎么做
莱纳德
What am I supposed to do, Leonard?
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有女人在那饥渴地想和我做爱
There's a woman out there anxious to have sex with me.
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你明白
对吧
You understand, right?
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不
一点都不
No. not at all.
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不管怎样
我得走了
Nevertheless, I must depart.
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对了
我说过吗
By the way, did I tell you?
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莱斯利"活动"了一下
让我参加日内瓦研究之旅
Leslie pulled some strings and got me on the
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00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:48,050
观测欧洲原子核研究委员会的超级对撞机
Research trip to geneva to check out the cern supercollider.
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真不公平
That's not fair.
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00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:50,480
你甚至不是物理学家
You're not even a physicist.
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好了
有两个角度看到这个问题
Okay, there are two ways of looking at this...
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出去
Get out.
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拜
Bye.
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你有提高
You're improving.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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00:15:02,710 --> 00:15:05,710
真人实战确实有助于提高
It helps when I get to practice with a real woman.
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听着
Hey, listen.
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00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,950
周六我姐结婚
Saturday my sister's getting married.
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我想你陪我去
I-i want you to come with me.
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00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:14,110
要求宾客穿半正式礼服的
It's black tie.
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00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:17,950
天
我真的不想去
Yeah, gee, I'd really rather not.
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为什么不
Why not?
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00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:23,450
我去婚礼时
一般都骗骗搞搞胖伴娘
When I go to weddings, it's to scam on chunky bridesmaids.
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00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:26,550
有约的人了
我不知该怎么做
I don't know what I would do with a date.
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00:15:26,610 --> 00:15:29,980
好的
我理解
Oh, all right. I understand.
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00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:31,450
谢了
Thanks.
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对了
你去不了日内瓦那件事我真抱歉
Hey, I'm really sorry about that geneva trip.
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你说什么呐
What about it?
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00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:38,550
你不知道吗
Oh, didn't you hear?
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我得减少去的人数
I had to reduce the number of people going
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00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:42,410
然后你就被刷下来了
and you didn't make the cut.
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什么时候
When did that happen?
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大约12秒之前
About 12 seconds ago.
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等等
Well, hold on.
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你是说 我要是不去那婚礼就不能去日内瓦了
Are you saying if I don't go to the wedding, I can't go to geneva?
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00:15:53,610 --> 00:15:56,350
我真不想这么说出来
Actually, I'm trying not to say it.
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抱歉但是这让我感到有点不舒服
Okay, I'm sorry, but that makes me a little uncomfortable.
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怎么
How so?
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这样看起来好像你在
Because it's like you're controlling
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00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:05,680
用研究旅行和新设备来控制我
Me with new equipment and research trips.
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00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:08,550
如果我不这样控制你的话
Well, if I weren't controlling you with
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我会不舒服
new equipment and research trips, Then I'd be uncomfortable.
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00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:10,750
为什么
How so?
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这样就会弄得像
'cause then we'd be in, like,
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我们是来真的一样
A real relationship with feelings and all that crap.
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00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:22,050
那说到底
我不就是一个你买来玩的性爱玩具嘛
So, bottom line, I'm just a bought-and-paid-for sex toy.
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00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,250
不不
也不全是
No. no, not at all.
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你也算是个尤物了
You're also arm candy.
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怎么样
So?
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00:16:33,210 --> 00:16:34,950
你怎么看
What do you think?
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00:16:35,010 --> 00:16:38,480
妈我要借一套礼服
Hey, ma, you got to rent me a tux!
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00:16:38,550 --> 00:16:40,650
现在就要?
Right now?
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00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:45,010
你做什么爱还要用正装的
What kind of sex are you having up there?
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00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:55,050
你干嘛蹲在那里
Why are you crouching there?
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这是我的专座
This is my spot.
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00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,150
我还能蹲哪里
Where else am I supposed to crouch?
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00:17:01,950 --> 00:17:03,950
我不知道
你老家?
I don't know. texas?
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00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:07,710
又来了
Here you go.
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00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:09,280
刚刚从干洗店里拿来的
像新的一样
Fresh from the cleaners, good as new.
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00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:10,280
真的吗
太好了
Really? great.
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谢尔顿
看
焕然一新
Sheldon, look. good as new.
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从那个配钥匙店
我严重怀疑
From that key maker, I highly