生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕15
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I don't ever want to feel
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Like I did that day
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Take me to the place I love
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Take me all the way
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I don't ever want to feel
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Like I did that day
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Take me to the place I lo...
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伙计们
拜托
Fellas, please.
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佩妮
别这样
Penny, come on.
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我们刚润好嗓子
We were just finding our sound.
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确实
You found it.
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听起来就像被割草机碾过的猫叫
It's the sound of a cat being run over by a lawn mower.
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我真的很忙
I'm really very busy.
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有没有办法延期
Is there any way that we can put this off
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好让我有时间准备
until I have more time to prepare?
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当然
Of course.
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但你知道我害怕
But, uh, you understand my trepidation.
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怎么回事
What's that about?
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没头绪
Not a clue.
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不能推迟到春季吗
Can't we just postpone it till the spring?
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或者明年夏天
Maybe next summer?
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这个很容易推断
This should be fairly easy to deduce.
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他用左耳听电话
He's holding the phone to his left ear.
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耳朵受同侧脑半球控制
他在用理性
Ears do not cross hemispheres, so he's using the analytical
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而不是感性的大脑半球
表明
rather than the emotional side of the brain, suggesting that
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他与来电方无私人感情
he has no personal relationship with the caller.
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不
我没发现有这么久了
No, I didn't realize it had been so long.
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当然
我看也没别的选择了 只好硬着头皮上了
Sure, I guess there's no other choice but to just go ahead and do it.
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他提到的是他以前做过的事
He's referring to an activity he has done before.
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令人不爽
还得反复做
It's unpleasant and needs to be repeated.
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这就说明是某种
This suggests some sort of
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侵入性医学检查
很可能是结肠镜检查
invasive medical test, like perhaps a colonoscopy.
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没别的选择吗
Aren't there any other options?
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空间不大
There's not a lot of room.
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会很不舒服的
It's gonna be uncomfortable.
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没错
没错
Yes, yes.
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绝对是结肠镜检查
I'm definitely going with colonoscopy.
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好的
拜
Okay, bye.
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我母亲要来了
My mother's coming to visit.
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怎么样
你说对了
How about that, you were right.
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电梯故障了
It's out of order.
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知道
我看到提示了
Yes, I can read the sign.
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我在思考其含义
I'm just pondering the implications.
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含义就是电梯坏了
I think it implies that the elevator doesn't work.
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再说一次
我看到提示了
Again, I can read the sign.
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但提示和带子上都积了一层灰
But the sign and the tape are coated with a layer of dust,
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表明电梯不能用
which indicates that the elevator has been nonfunctional
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有好长时间了
for a significant amount of time.
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这就说明要么这楼的 24到36户人家
我假设的
Which suggests either a remarkable passivity among the, I assume,
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基于邮箱的个数
24 to 36 residents of this building,
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和典型的城市人口密度得出的
based on the number of mailboxes
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都特别懒散
and given typical urban population density
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要么都同时产生功能性错觉
or a shared delusion of functionality.
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你一定是莱纳德的母亲
You must be Leonard's mother.
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我不确定我一定是
但没错
Oh, I don't know if I must be, but yes.
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我是佩妮
他的邻居
Uh, I'm Penny. I'm his neighbor.
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贝芙莉·霍夫斯塔德博士
Oh, Dr. Beverly Hofstadter.
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很高兴认识你
Oh, nice to meet you.
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你喜欢握手
有趣
Oh, you're a hand shaker. Interesting.
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跟我来吧
Uh, why don't you come with me.
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-我带你去他公寓
-好的
I'll walk you to the apartment. Oh, all right.
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路上可以寒暄寒暄吗
Would you like to exchange pleasantries on the way?
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当然
我想可以
Yeah, sure, I guess.
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好的
你先说
All right, you start.
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好的
Okay.
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我总是很好奇
You know, I've always been curious.
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莱纳德小时候什么样子
What was Leonard like when he was little?
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我猜你是说年幼时
Oh, I think you mean young.
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他一直很小[个子矮小]
He's always been little.
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好的
Right, okay.
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他年幼时什么样子
What was he like when he was young?
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你得说得更具体些
You'll have to be more specific.
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好的
大约5
6岁时
Um, okay, like, five or six.
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5岁
Five.
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在那个年纪
他正陷于
Oh, well, at that age, he was well enmeshed
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被弗洛伊德称之为
in what Freud would call the phallic stage
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性心理发展的阴茎期
of psychosexual development.
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当然是过气的理论
但这孩子的确
An outmoded theory, of course, but the boy did spend
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醒着的大部分时间都紧紧地抓着"小弟弟"
most of his waking hours with a tight grasp on his penis.
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莱纳德提过你以前是精神病医生
Yeah, Leonard mentioned you were a psychiatrist.
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是我的学位之一
Well, that is one of my degrees.
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我的主修是神经系统学
My primary field is neuroscience.
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我是个演员
Well, I'm an actress.
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为什么
Why?
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什么为什么
What do you mean why?
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有研究表明很多从事
Well, there are studies that suggest that many who go into
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演艺事业的人都受外界认同的煎熬
the performing arts suffer from an external locus of identity.
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我不知道那是什么意思
Yeah, I don't know what that means.
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就是说只有别人看重你时 你才看重自己
Well, it means you value yourself only as others value you,
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一般是童年情感需要得不到满足的结果
which is often the result of unmet childhood emotional needs.
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我有个很棒的童年
Oh, well, I had a wonderful childhood.
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和我说说
Tell me about it.
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我知道我爸爸想要个男孩
I know my dad wanted a boy.
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我就拼命让自己变成运动能手
I-I just, I tried being good at sports,
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但我讨厌脏兮兮的
but I hated getting dirty!
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之后
我猜
你进入青春期
And then, I'm assuming, you entered adolescence.
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在我戴上少女乳罩前
他一直称我为强击手
He called me Slugger until I got my first training bra.
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之后就不再和我一起打球
And then he just stopped playing catch with me.
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我也不再是强击手了
I wasn't Slugger anymore.
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你母亲来了
Your mother's here!
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如果你想和那女孩性交
If you want to have intercourse with that girl,
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查一下她父亲用哪种古龙水就行
find out what kind of cologne her fathore.
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妈妈
很高兴见到您
Good to see you, Mother.
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妈妈
您的茶沏好了
Here's your tea, Mother.
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-乌龙茶
-是的
- Oolong? - Yes.
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-散装的
不是茶包
-是的
- Loose, not bagged? - Yes.
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-泡了三分钟
-是的
- Steeped three minutes? - Yes.
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-百分之二的牛奶
-是的
- Two-percent milk? - Yes.
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-分别加热
-是的
- Warmed separately? - Yes.
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-一勺糖
-是的
- One teaspoon sugar? - Yes.
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-粗糖
-是的
- Raw sugar? - Yes.
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已经凉了
It's cold.
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我重头再来
I'll start again.
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我也觉得他有问题
I have the same problem with him.
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我的理论是他不够专注
My theory is that his lack of focus
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因为性欲过剩
stems from an over-developed sex drive.
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我真不知道他是从哪遗传的
Oh, I don't know where he would've gotten that.
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在我和他父亲圆满的婚姻之余
Aside from a pro forma consummation of our marriage,
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我们只为了生育下一代 而进行性行为
his father and I only had intercourse for the purposes of reproduction.
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这种安排太有效率了
That seems a fairly efficient arrangement.
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我们也这么认为
Yes, we think so.
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我们都因此发表了论文
We've both done papers on it.
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我的论文是从神经系统科学的角度写的
Mine from the neuroscientific point of view
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他父亲是从人类学的角度
and his from an anthropological.
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当然
只有我的论文值得一读
Mine, of course, was the onlyne worth reading.
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必然的
Of course.
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我很有兴趣拜读您的性生活
I would very much like to read about your sex life.
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我放在网上了
你也可以
Well, it's all online or you can order it
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从普林斯顿大学出版社订购
from the Princeton University Press.
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母亲
请喝茶
Here's your tea, Mother.
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你们在聊什么呢
So, what are you guys talking about?
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你父母性行为的频率
The frequency with which your parents had intercourse.
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一流
Swell.
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如果你三生有幸
她可能
If you're lucky, maybe she'll show you
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会给你看演讲的幻灯片
the PowerPoint presentation.
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不好意思
存在我另一台笔记本里
I'm sorry, it's on my other laptop.
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那么
母亲
So, Mother...
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有什么新鲜事么
what's new?
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你要说得具体点
You'll have to be more specific.
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好吧
All right.
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您有什么新鲜事么
Uh, what's new with you?
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我目前 出现了一些奇妙的更年期症状
Oh, well, I've been having some fascinating menopausal symptoms recently.
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能谈谈不这么私人的吗
Maybe something less personal.
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你叔叔弗洛德死了
Your Uncle Floyd died.
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天啊
Oh, my God.
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发生什么事了
What happened?
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他的心跳停止了
His heart stopped beating.
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我得去排尿了
I have to urinate.
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真是个超赞的女人
What a remarkable woman.
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我也觉得你们会很投缘
Yeah, I-I thought you guys might hit it off.
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我真嫉妒你的童年生活
I envy you your childhood.
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真不想告诉你
我童年唯一的美好回忆
I hate to tell you, but the only warm memories
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都是和我叔叔弗洛德在一起的
I have of my childhood are of my Uncle Floyd.
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你记错了吧
You're clearly misremembering.
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你母亲聪明绝顶
Your mother is brilliant,
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具有高超的分析力和洞察力
analytical, insightful.
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我打赌就算你不肯吃汤菜
And I'm betting she never hit you with a Bible because
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她也不会用圣经打你
you wouldn't eat your Brussels sprouts.
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谢尔顿
你对你母亲的评价有失偏颇
Sheldon, you don't give your mother enough credit.
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她是个有爱心的人
She's warm, she's loving,
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她不会在你脑袋上贴上电极
she doesn't glue electrodes to your head
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当你学着上厕所时测量你的脑电波
to measure your brain waves while potty training.
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你很幸运
You were lucky.
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我小的时候
如果想做脑电图扫描
When I was a kid, if I wanted an EEG,
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我不得不自己贴电极
I had to attach my own electrodes.
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霍夫斯塔德博士
So, Dr. Hofstadter,
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莱纳德很少谈及
Leonard rarely talks about
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他成就颇高的姐姐和弟弟
his incredibly successful brother and sister.
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拜托
霍华德
别提这个了
Please, don't go there, Howard.
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我了解到
I understand that,
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不像莱纳德
他们 都是各自领域的权威人物
unlike Leonard, they're at the top of their respective fields.
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你个烂人
Boy, you suck.
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莱纳德的弟弟迈克尔
Well, Leonard's younger brother, Michael,
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是哈佛的法学终身教授
is a tenured law professor at Harvard,
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他的姐姐刚刚成功地
and his sister just successfully grew
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在一只青春期的长臂猿体内植入人类胰脏
a human pancreas in an adolescent gibbon.
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她很快就能治愈糖尿病了
So, she's close to curing diabetes?
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在一只十几岁的长臂猿体内植入胰脏还有别的原因么
Why else would you grow a pancreas in a teenaged gibbon?
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你一定很为他们骄傲吧
Wow, you must be very proud.
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为什么
Why?
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又不是我的成就
They're not my accomplishments.
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我得去排尿了
I have to urinate.
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你为什么这么做
Why are you doing this?
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你知道游戏规则
You know the rules.
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你带母亲来上班
就等着受罪吧
You brought your mom to work-- you must suffer.
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莱纳德
我不知道
Leonard, I had no idea
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你兄妹的成就都比你高这么多
your siblings were so much more successful than you.
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你就像是霍夫斯塔德家族里的怪物查查比[星战里的马脸怪物]
Yeah, you're like the Jar Jar Binks of the Hofstadter family.
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我觉得[模仿查查比的牙买加口音] 你看起来好悲哀
Oh, meesa think yousa lookin' so so sad.
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我的朋友不该嘲笑我
You know, rather than mock me, my friends might realize
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应该懂得我有多难
尽力帮我
that this is difficult and try to help me through it.
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我觉得嘲笑你更有趣
Nope, I think mocking you is more fun.
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下一次
看你还带不带妈妈来上班
Next time, don't yousa bring mama to work.
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如何
Okee-day?
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很快嘛
That was fast.
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中间的坑被人占了
Oh, the middle stall was occupied.
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我得一会再去
I'll have to try again later.
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非常能理解
That's totally understandable.
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排空膀胱
就好像搞房地产
In bladder voiding, as in real estate,
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地点最重要
it's location, location, location.
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说到哪了
So, where were we?
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霍华德还和老妈住在一起
而拉杰不喝醉 就不会和女人说话
Howard lives with his mother and Raj can't speak to women unless he's drunk.
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说吧
Go.
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很吸引人
That's fascinating.
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选择性缄默症非常稀有
Selective mutism is quite rare.
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另一方面
一个成年犹太男性
On the other hand, an adult Jewish male
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和母亲同住已经普遍到
living with his mother is so common
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近似于社会学的陈词滥调了
it borders on sociological cliché.
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只是暂时的
我有付房租
It's just temporary; I pay rent.
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他现在的房间就是以前放婴儿床的
He lives in the same room where his bassinet was.
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无论是选择性缄默症
You know, both selective mutism
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还是无法离开母亲独自生活
and an inability to separate from one's mother
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都可能是源于对女性的病理性恐惧
can stem from a pathological fear of women.
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这或许可以解释为何
It might explain why
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你们俩建立一段同性恋代替性婚姻关系
the two of you have created an ersatz homosexual marriage
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来满足自己对亲密关系的饥渴
to satisfy your need for intimacy.
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你说什么
Say what?
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那不是等于我说的嘛
That's basically what I just said.
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你带你"老公"一起工作
You brought your husband to work.
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你知道游戏规则
You know the rules.
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我觉得你们现在看起来也很悲哀
对吧
Meesa thinking yousa looking pretty sad now too, betcha, betcha.
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莱纳德
已经1点了
Leonard, it's 1:00.
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1点不是要带我参观你的实验室吗
Weren't you going to show me your laboratory at 1:00?
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别急
妈妈
There's no hurry, Mother.
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再说一点他们之间的"地下恋情"
Tell them more about their secret love for each other.
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但已经1点了
But it's 1:00.
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你应该在1点带我去参观你的实验室
You were going to show me your laboratory at 1:00.
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她的理由无懈可击
Her reasoning is unassailable.
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已经1点了
It is 1:00.
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好吧
咱们走
Fine. Let's go.
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你肯定会觉得我的工作很有趣
I think you'll find my work pretty interesting.
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我正在尝试复制意大利人从碘化钠晶体里
I'm attempting to replicate the dark matter signal
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找到的暗物质信号
found in sodium iodide crystals by the Italians.
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没有原创性研究
So, no original research?
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没有
No.
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那我去看还有什么意义
Well, what's the point of my seeing it?
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我直接看意大利人的报导不就行了
I could just read the paper the Italians wrote.
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强烈声明
Just for the record,
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我们没有什么同性恋代替性关系
we're not in an ersatz homosexual relationship.
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你刚怎么不跟她说
Well, then why didn't you say that to her?
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为什么这老是我的责任
Why is it always my responsibility?
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并非老是你的责任
It's not always your responsibility.
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我保证
这和你上周在漫画书店干的事情没两样
I swear, this is the same thing you did at the comic book store last week.
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难以置信你会提起这件事
I can't believe you're bringing that up.
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才不是我提的
是你才对
I didn't bring it up. You did.
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我们以后再说
We'll talk about this later.
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你老这么糊弄我
从来没这么做过
You always say that, but we never do.
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你们居然去漫画书店不带上我
You went to the comic book store without me.
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你有酒吗
You got alcohol?
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-你老妈还没走
-没错
Your mom still here? Yep.
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进来吧
Come on in.
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等等
她不会来这儿找你吧
Wait, wait, she's not gonna come here looking for you, is she?
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别担心
她拖了谢尔顿去医院做脑扫描
Relax. She took Sheldon to the hospital to get a brain scan.
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天啊
怎么了
Oh, my God. What happened?
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没什么
老妈喜欢观察大脑
Nothing. Mother likes looking at brains
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谢尔顿则想做脑扫描
and Sheldon likes getting his brain scanned.
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一个愿打
一个愿挨
Geez, what a fun couple.
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她只在这儿呆了一天半
She's only been here a day and a half
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我已经开始认真考虑把酒精中毒
and I'm seriously considering alcoholism
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作为我下半生的事业
as a new career path.
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我昨天只和她聊了5分钟
Hey, I talked to her for five minutes yesterday
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就一直处于半醉状态
and I've been half bombed ever since.
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你不能让她进驻你的大脑
You can't let her get into your head.
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我的大脑
那你的呢
My head, what about yours?
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已经太迟了
It's too late for me.
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我的大脑就是她的避暑山庄
My head is her summer house.
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可她并没有错
She was right, you know.
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外界对我的认同都写在脸上了
The locus of my identity is totally exterior to me.
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已经被她洗脑了
你好
老妈
Oh, yeah, there she is. Hi, Mom.
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你知道我整个早上去哪了吗
I mean, do you know where I was all morning?
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和50个金发美女抢试镜
Auditioning with 50 other blondes
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为了一个愚蠢的抗抑郁药广告
for some stupid antidepressant commercial.
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为了什么
And for what?
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就为了最终得到我爸的认可
So I'll finally get my daddy's approval?
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你抢到那个角色了吗
Did you get the part?
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没有
他们说我太活泼了
No, they said I was too perky.
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你想谈谈没有亲情的生活
You want to talk about not getting love from a parent.
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你知道我的小时候
You know what I used to do when I was little
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想获得人体接触做了什么吗
to have some sensation of human contact?
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知道
你死抓着"小弟弟"不放
Yeah, you grabbed your penis and wouldn't let go.
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你老妈告诉我的
Your mother told me.
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不出所料
Of course she did.
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但我想说的不是这个
Anyway, that's not what I was gonna say.
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我10岁时 造了一个"拥抱机"
When I was ten years old, i built a hugging machine.
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"拥抱机"
A hugging machine?
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对
我找了个裁缝用的假人
Yeah. I got a dressmaker's mannequin,
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在里面塞一条电热毯
I stuffed it with an electric blanket
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就能有温度
还装了两只无线电控制的手臂
so it would be warm, and built two radio-controlled arms
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能抱我
拍我的背
that would hug me and pat my back.
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好悲哀
Oh, that is so sad.
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-你知道最悲哀的是什么吗
-什么
You know what the saddest part was? What?
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我爸爸常把它借过去
My father used to borrow it.
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你的扫描资料会对我的研究非常有帮助
Your scan data will be very helpful to my research.
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你有一颗非比寻常的大脑
You have a remarkable brain.
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必须的
I know.
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虽然我不喜欢我的右额叶
Although I've always hated
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在X光片上的效果
how my right frontal lobe looks in pictures.
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男人抱怨最多的
Common complaint among men.
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总嫌东西不够大
Nothing's ever big enough.
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除非是个肿瘤
Except when they get a tumor.
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你就不会听到这种抱怨了
Then you never hear the end of it.
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希望改日能看看你的脑扫描
I'd love to see a scan of your brain sometime.
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我会发个链接给你
Oh, I'll send you a link,
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但就生理学来说
我的脑扫描相当无趣
but its physiology is fairly unimpressive.
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真难以置信
Oh, I can't believe that.
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你不愿接受经验实据
Your unwillingness to accept empirical evidence
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说明一种奉承之举
suggests an attempt at flattery.
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我抱歉
My apologies.
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我和你儿子住在一起太久了
I've been living with your son too long.
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染了些坏习惯
Gotten into some bad habits.
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可以理解
Understandable.
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-能给你沏杯茶吗
-我怀疑你的能力
Can I make you a cup of tea? I doubt it,
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不过有机会的人只有你了
but if anyone has a chance, it's probably you.
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和你呆在一起很舒服
I feel very comfortable around you.
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我也有同感
I feel very comfortable around you, too.
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令人吃惊
It's surprising
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因为我通常跟任何人在一起都觉得
because I generally don't feel comfortable around,
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不舒服
well, anyone.
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我也是
Nor I.
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像我们这么独特的两个人
What are the odds that two individuals
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通过像你儿子这样的庸