生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕7
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时间到
Time!
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好的
克林贡迷们
放下铅笔
All right, Klingons, pencils down.
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好的
我这有 "pokh"[星际迷航里的克林贡语]
Okay, I have "pokh."
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有了
有了
Have it. Got it.
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"Potl"
"Potl."
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有了
有了
Yup. Have it. Have it.
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"Pukhpa"
"Pukhpa."
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有了
有了
Have it. Got it. Yup.
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我有"chorrr"
I have "chorrr."
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有了
Got it. Yup.
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-"Nekhmakh" -有了
-"Nekhmakh." -Yeah. Yeah.
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和"kreplach"
And "kreplach."
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等等
"Kreplach"吗
Hold on a second. "Kreplach?"
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对
Yeah.
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那不是克林贡语
那是依地语
意思是肉馅饺子
That isn't Klingon; it's Yiddish for meat-filled dumpling.
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看来它也是克林贡语中的词语
Well, as it turns out, it's also a Klingon word.
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真的吗
给它下个定义
Really? Define it.
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"Kreplach":
美味的克林贡饺子
"Kreplach": A hearty Klingon... dumpling.
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裁判怎么裁决
Judge's ruling?
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不予采纳
Bilurrrbe.
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大伙
我要看一下你们的电视
Hey, guys, I need to use your TV.
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你的怎么了
What's wrong with your TV?
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我也不知道
刚刚没影了
I don't know. It just died.
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里面全是雪花
I'm getting a bunch of static.
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你付你的有线电视费了吗
Did you pay your cable bill?
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你这口气跟有线电视公司一样
Ugh, you sound just like the cable company.
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好吧
大家安静
All right, so, shh!
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泰拉·班克斯(超模之母)马上要从 全美超模大赛 里踢人了
Tyra Banks is about to kick someone off
America's Next Top Model.
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抱歉
佩妮
但我们要
Excuse me, Penny, but we're...
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别
别
别告诉她
No, no, don't tell her.
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正在玩克林贡语拼字游戏
playing Klingon Boggle.
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哦
Aw...
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你"哦"什么
What do you mean, "Aw"?
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难道她不知道我们是书呆子吗
Like she didn't know we were nerds?
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好吧
如果你一定要看的话
All right, if you must watch,
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那就请你静音
只看字幕
then mute it with closed captions, please.
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随你
Fine.
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好了
拼字斗士们
开始吧
All right, Boggle warriors... kapla'!
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看看这些姑娘
Look at those women.
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真是光彩照人啊
They're gorgeous.
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"Worf"
不错
名词
当专有名词就太可惜了
Oh! "Worf," nice! Too bad that's a proper noun.
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看那位
她就是未来的沃罗威茨夫人
Oh, look, the's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.
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不对
等等
那位才是
No, wait, that's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.
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头上戴着
With her head in the lap of...
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真是太巧了
她才是未来的沃罗威茨夫人
Oh, what a coincidence. It's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.
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对
她们都可以搬去同你和你妈妈一起住
Yeah, and they can all move in with you and your mother.
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现任的沃罗威茨夫人
The current Mrs. Wolowitz.
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"qochbe'"是用嘴发音
还是用喉咙发音
Is "qochbe'" spelled with a (gargling) or a (guttural grunt)?
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为什么沃罗威茨夫人在哭呢
Why is that Mrs. Wolowitz crying?
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那是阿娜伊斯
That's Anais.
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房子里其她女孩都不喜欢她
None of the other girls in the house like her.
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房子
什么房子
House? What house?
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她们都居住在同一所房子里
They all live in a house together.
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房子在哪
A house, where?
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我不知道
洛杉矶的某个地方吧
I don't know. Somewhere in L.A.
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等一下
Wait a minute.
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你是说我只需开车就能到
You're telling me that I'm within driving distance
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这些胸怀大志的超模们的住所吗
of a house filled with aspiring supermodels?
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对
我想是的
Yeah, I guess.
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她们住在一起
一同沐浴
还
And they live together and shower together and...
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裸体枕头大战
have naked pillow fights?
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你要去哪
Hey, wh-where are you going?
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去付我的有线电视费
To pay my cable bill.
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好的
放下铅笔
All right, pencils down!
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我这有"lokh" "makh"和"cherrrkh"
I have "lokh," "makh," and "cherrrkh."
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你们有吗
Anybody got those?
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我错过什么了吗
她们把吉塞尔踢出去了吗
Did I miss anything? Did they kick Giselle off?
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还没
不过她在水下拍的照片
真是丢死人了
Not yet, but her underwater photo shoot was an embarrassment.
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很不幸
吉塞尔·沃罗威茨夫人对氯过敏
Sadly, Mrs. Giselle Wolowitz is sensitive to chlorine.
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对她来说是好事
我喜欢出水芙蓉的大眼模特
Lucky for her I like my fashion models pruny and bug-eyed.
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谢尔顿
食物买来了
Sheldon, the food's here.
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到屋子了
Ooh, there's the house.
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定格
快定格
Freeze frame, freeze frame.
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你们在干什么
What are you doing?
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标记星辰位置和地理特征
Marking the star positions and physical landmarks
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那样我们就能找到超模的屋子啦
so we can find the house of the supermodels.
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为什么
Why?
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这不是明摆着吗
Isn't it obvious?
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她们每周都会踢出一个漂亮的女孩
Every week, they kick out a beautiful girl,
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让她自尊受损
感觉在这里不受欢迎
making her feel unwanted and without self-esteem.
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也可以叫未来的霍华德·沃罗威茨夫人
A.k.a. the future Mrs. Howard Wolowitz.
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-我的中号汉堡好了吗
-好了
-Is my hamburger medium well? -Yes.
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-片状莳萝
不甜的吗
-对
-Dill slices, not sweet? -Yes.
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-调味品是单独包装吗
-对
-Individual relish packets? -Yes.
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-有洋葱圈吗
-有
-Onion rings? -Yes.
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-还有额外的面包吗
-我问了
-Extra breading? -I asked.
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-他们怎么说
-没有
-你抗议了吗
-What did they say? -No. -Did you protest?
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-是的
-吵架了吗
-没
-Yes. -Vociferously? -No.
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那你怎么现在才来
Well, then what took you so long?
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你就吃吧
Just eat.
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大伙
我错过什么了吗
Hey, guys, what'd I miss? What'd I miss?
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吉塞尔现在命悬一线
Giselle's hanging by a thread.
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太好了
我讨厌她
Oh, good, I hate her.
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那我们大喜之日就不邀请你了
Then you're not invited to our wedding.
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给你
Here you go.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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咱们还要看
Oh, do we have to suffer through this
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这个暗箱操作严重的伪真人秀节目吗
transparently manipulative pseudo-reality again?
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对
Yes.
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咱俩有固定的电视节目表
You and I have a standing TV schedule,
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那是我们多次争论和妥协的结果
which is the result of extensive debate and compromise.
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除非是插播资讯
否则任何变更
Any alterations except for breaking news
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都要在一周室友大会上提前获得批准
have to be pre-approved at the weekly roommate meeting.
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写在议程里吧
Put it on the agenda.
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但你必须先提案
才能写到议程里
But you have to make a motion to put it on agenda.
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我可以提案呀
但你不会喜欢的
Oh, I'll make a motion, but you're not going to like it.
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好吧
你就嘲笑议会程序吧
Fine. Mock Parliamentary procedure.
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至少能把声音关掉吧
At least put it on mute.
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吉赛尔根本不会被踢掉
Oh, Giselle's not getting kicked off.
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穿得是越来越清凉了啊
It's totally going to be Summer.
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咋啦
What?
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谢尔顿的洋葱圈
快放回去
Sheldon's onion ring. Just put it back!
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不过是个洋葱圈嘛
It's one onion ring.
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在他发现前赶快放回去
Just put it back before he comes!
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错错错
No, no, no!
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我觉得原来不是放在那的
No, I don't think that's where it was.
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他来了
大家不要承认啊
Okay, here he comes.
Deny, deny, people.
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都别吭气
Wall of silence.
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谁动了我的
Who touched my...
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佩妮
佩妮干的
Penny! Penny did it.
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你为什么要这么对我
Why would you do that?
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不知道
我饿了
I don't know. I was hungry?
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有什么大不了的
What's the big deal?
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没有人可以动我盘子里的食物
The big deal is that nobody touches food on my plate.
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好吧
我不知道
对不起了
All right. Look, I didn't know, I'm sorry.
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我也对不起了
但你二振了
Well, I'm sorry, but that is your second strike.
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什么
What?
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你有两振了
You have two strikes.
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三振出局
Three strikes and you're out.
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这是个体育方面的暗喻
It's a sports metaphor.
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体育方面的暗喻
A sports metaphor?
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是的
棒球
Yes, baseball.
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好吧
我加入
All right, yeah. I-I'll play along.
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我什么时候一振的
What was my first strike?
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三月十八号
March 18th.
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你违反了我设立的禁止转发搞笑邮件的规定
You violated my rule about forwarding email humor.
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我有吗
I did?
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那只想吃"芝士汉包"的猫的图片
The photo of the cat who wants to "has cheezeburger"?
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拜托
每个人都喜欢搞笑猫
Oh, come on. Everybody loves "LOL cats."
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多可爱啊
它们是猫嘛所以不会拼写
They're cute and they can't spell 'cause they're cats.
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我信任你才给你我的邮箱
I trusted you with my email address,
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你发网络老古董给我
这就背叛了我对你的信任
and you betrayed that trust by sending me Internet banality:
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一振
strike one.
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动了我的食物
二振
Touching my food: strike two.
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别担心
只在你的档案里保存一年
Don't worry. They only stay on your record for a year.
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你也能早点把它们从你的档案里去掉
可就得去上他的课
You can get them removed early, but you have to take his class.
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拜托
我就碰了一个洋葱圈
Come on, I touched one onion ring.
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没错
但你又把它放回来了
Yeah, and then you put it back,
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从而污染了其它洋葱圈
compromising the integrity of all the other onion rings.
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亲爱的
你以后还想不想搭我的车了
Oh, honey, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
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听着佩妮
我也想对你宽容一些
Look, Penny, I wish I could be more lenient with you,
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但你现在已经是我们这个小团体的永久成员了
but since you've become a permanent member of our social group,
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我就得告诉你一些大家都遵循的规矩
I have to hold you to the same standards as everybody else.
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恭喜了
你正式成为我们中的一员
Congratulations. You're officially one of us.
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新成员
新成员
One of us, one of us.
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太激动了
Well, what a thrill.
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你坐在我的位子上了
You're sitting in my spot.
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天呐
别跟我开玩笑了
Oh, jeez, you've got to be kidding me.
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莱纳德
她坐在我的位置上呢
Leonard, she's in my spot.
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事情是这样的
Yeah, yeah. Uh, see, here's the thing.
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你走了以后
我还要和他住在一起
After you leave, I still have to live with him.
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我不管
我就坐这了
I don't care. I'm taking a stand.
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这是个暗喻[taking a stand
明确立场]
Metaphorically.
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那好吧
三振出局
All right, that's it. Strike three.
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噢
三振
Ooh, strike three.
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我被驱逐了
I'm banished?
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什么东西啊
What the hell kind of crap is that?
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别担心
我会和他谈谈的
Listen, don't worry. I'll talk to him.
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没错
你谈吧
Yeah, you do that.
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弱弱地问一句
你愿意来听他的课么
Just so I know, would you be open to taking his class?
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你可以在网上听
You can do it online!
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根据我们的三角测量法
So based on our triangulation,
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我们锁定了超模的所在地
we've narrowed down the location of the Top Model house
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在好莱坞山周围三平方英里内
to three square miles in the Hollywood Hills.
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或者在北卡罗来纳的杜伦
Or possibly Durham, Noh Carolina.
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我们找到的时候你想和我们一起去么
When we find it, you want to go with us?
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去做什么
To do what?
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和漂亮姑娘开派对啊
Party with the pretty girls, dude!
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你疯了么
Are you insane?
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你可去不成
You're not going to party with them.
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你连接近那个地方都做不到
You're not even going to get anywhere near that place.
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关于月球
当年他们也是对阿姆斯特朗[登月第一人]也是这么说的
That's what they said to Neil Armstrong about the moon.
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没人对阿姆斯特朗说过这样的话
No one said anything of the kind to Neil Armstrong.
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为了送一个人上月球
The entire nation dedicated a decade of effort and treasure
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整个国家做出了十年的努力
to put a man on the moon.
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我亲爱的美国兄弟们
不出今年
Well, my fellow Americans, before this year is out,
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我们就可以把沃罗威茨送到一个超级模特身边去
we will put a Wolowitz on one of America's top models.
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之后会有很多人认为这事从来没发生过
And a large number of people will believe it never happened.
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让我想想
Okay, let me guess.
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莱纳德要为乳糖不耐受人准备的配豆腐乳的油炸玉米粉饼
A quesadilla with soy cheese for the lactose-intolerant Leonard.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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不要杏仁的大虾凯撒沙拉
Shrimp Caesar salad with no almonds
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是给极易过敏只在重大节日进行犹太洁食的霍华德的
for the highly allergic kosher-only-on-the-high-holidays Howard.
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给我们突然回到印度饮食习惯的拉杰的是
And for our suddenly "back on the Hindu wagon" Raj,
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专给爱吃肉的人准备的披萨不放肉
the meatlover's pizza, no meat.
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马上就来
Coming right up.
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等下
Wait. Excuse me.
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你忘了我的烧烤培根芝士汉堡
You forgot my barbecue bacon cheeseburger,
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烤肉酱
培根
芝士单放
barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.
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我没告诉你么
Oh, I didn't tell you?
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你被芝士蛋糕工厂驱逐了
You're banished from the Cheesecake Factory.
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为什么
Why?
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因为你三振了呀
Well, you have three strikes.
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进门一振
坐下二振
One: coming in. Two: sitting down.
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三振是因为我不喜欢你的态度
And three: I don't like your attitude.
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你不能这么做
You can't do that.
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这不仅违反了加州法律
Not only is it a violation of California state law,
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而且明目张胆地违背了芝士蛋糕工厂的规定
it flies directly in the face of Cheesecake Factory policy.
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不会
现在有新的规定了
Yeah, no, there's a new policy:
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日本人与谢尔顿不准进入
No shoes, no shirt, no Sheldon.
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我打赌这种牌子一定能在帕萨迪纳大卖
I bet we could sell that sign all over Pasadena.
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佩妮
我能和你说句话么
Penny, can I talk to you for a minute?
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事情是这样的
Well, here's the thing.
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我和谢尔顿谈过了 他也觉得自己过分
Um, I talked to Sheldon and he feels terrible
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他也认为他有点不可理喻
有点过火了
and he agrees that he was unreasonable and out of line.
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真的吗
那太好了
Really? Well, that's great.
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是的
跟他道个歉
好吗
Yeah, so just apologize to him, okay?
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什么
我干嘛要向那个疯子道歉
What? I'm not going to apologize to that nutcase.
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别这样
其实很简单
Oh, come on. It's easy.
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他还会亲自指导你怎么道歉
He'll even tell you what to say.
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莱纳德
你还没开窍吗
Leard, don't you get it?
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如果你们一味让他这样神经兮兮
If you guys keep going along with his insanity,
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会助长他的气焰
you're just encouraging him.
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才没有 我们是
卑躬屈膝
We're not encouraging. It's more like... knuckling under.
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我喜欢和你们一起
Look, I like hanging out with you guys,
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但我绝不会为莫须有的罪名道歉
but I'm not going to apologize for something I didn't do.
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事实上
严格来说
你真的有做
Well, actually, technically, you did do it.
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那是一振
莱纳德
That's strike one, Leonard.
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这是你的油炸玉米粉饼
There you go: quesadilla.
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沙拉
Salad.
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还有你的披萨
There's your pizza.
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在谢尔顿和本餐厅经理经过
And thanks to Sheldon's heated discussion
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热烈讨论后
with my manager
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一份烧烤汁加上熏肉奶酪分开放的
one barbecue bacon cheeseburger,
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烤肉芝士汉堡送上
barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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别客气
尽情吃
Go ahead. Eat it.
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有种就吃
I dare you
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就是这里
找到了 我找到了全美超模
That's it. There's the house. I foundAmerica's top models!
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真的吗
Are you sure?
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看啊
房顶上
Look, on the roof.
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阿娜伊斯和吉赛尔在晒日光浴
Anais and Giselle are sunbathing.
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还是欧式的
European-style.
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单从google的卫星地图
你就能把她们认出吗
You can recognize people on Google Earth?
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当然不是
Of course not.
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一个在北美防空联合司令部的哥们派了架间谍机去监视
I got a buddy of mine at NORAD to have a spy drone fly over.
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北美防空联合司令部
你还动用了军用飞机
NORAD? You're using military aircraft?
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它被设定任务 去西伯利亚核反应堆周边巡逻
It was already targeted to poke around a nuclear reactor in Siberia.
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我也最多借来用一个小时
I took it an hour out of its way, tops.
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好了
他在哪
Okay, where is he?
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谢尔顿吗
我载他去了漫画店
怎么了
Sheldon? I just dropped him off at the comic book store. Why?
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这
试试上网
Here. Try and go online.
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-无线上网有问题吗
-你试试啊
Problem with the WiFi? Just try.
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你好
乱抓汉堡的人
Greetings, hamburger toucher.
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或许你在讶异
You are probably wondering
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为什么你不能上网和朋友去聊一下
why you cannot IM with your little friends
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你的生活是多么如此这般美妙
about how much you "heart" various things.
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这段录像是在警告你
This recorded message is alerting you
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你偷用我们的无线上网账号的日子
that I am putting an end
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已经一去不复返
to your parasitic piggybacking upon our WiFi.
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如果你想补救现状
If you want to remedy the situation,
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你就自个儿打电话给电讯公司
you can contact the phone company,
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自己开个无线账号
自己付钱
或者你可以跟我道歉
set up your own WiFi and pay for it, or you may apologize to me.
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看
Well?
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早说了
卑躬屈膝
I reiterate: knuckle under.
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不不不
我要宣战了
No, no, no, no, no. It is on.
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我要给你那位朋友点颜色瞧瞧
I am gonna introduce your friend to a world of hurt.
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佩妮
没人想要跟谢尔顿 对着干
Oh, Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon.
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这人是从超级恶人实验室 事故里逃出来的
The guy is one lab accident away from being a supervillain.
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我不管
我以前还是牛仔呢
I don't care. I was in junior rodeo.
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不用一分钟
我就可以把他五花大绑还阉了
I can hogtie and castrate him in 60 seconds.
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别这样对一个书呆子嘛
No need to neuter the nerd.
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我能帮你上网
I can get you back online.
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看
问题解决了
There, see? Problem solved.
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好啦[依地语
犹太人使用的国际语]
Voil?
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你好啊
小虫子
SHELDON: Hello, puny insects.
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作为和我对着干的惩罚
As a consequence of your efforts to circumvent my will,
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你们每人都额外增加一振
everyone is awarded one additional strike.
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多亏你啊
霍华德
Thanks a lot, Howard.
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你在哪里啰嗦什么
What are you complaining about?
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我还要去接受他的教育
I'm the one who has to take the class again.
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你好
Hello.
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要去洗衣服吗
Time to do your laundry, huh?
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周六晚嘛
It's Saturday night.
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周六是洗衣之夜
Saturday is laundry night.
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我知道
I know.
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每个周六的8点15分
Every Saturday at 8:15.
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老少咸宜
Easy to anticipate.
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你这是什么意思
What are you implying?
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我在说你是一个有生活习惯的人
I'm implying that you're a creature of habit.
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如果因为某些事
周六晚上8点15分
And if something were to prevent you from doing your laundry
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不能洗衣服
on Saturday at 8:15,
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你会觉得
you might find it...
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不爽
unpleasant.
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甘拜下风吧
Knuckle under? My ass.
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不是吧
所有的机器都有人用
Oh, no, are all the machines taken?
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你该怎么办呢
What are you gonna do?
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没问题
No problem.
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换一个晚上再洗好了
I'll just do my laundry another night.
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换一个晚上
Another night?
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好吧
尽管试试
Well, I guess you can try,
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但你内心深处
but deep inside your heart,
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你知道洗衣之夜永远是周六晚上
you'll know that laundry night is always Saturday night.
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女人
你在和一个智慧比你高的多的人较劲
Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.
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让你那高人一等的智慧见鬼去吧
Yeah, well, your ken can kiss my Barbie.
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谢尔顿
谢尔顿
Sheldon. Sheldon!
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谢尔顿
Sheldon.
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怎么啦
Yes?
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我的衣服都去哪儿了
Where are my clothes?
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-你的衣服
-对
我把它们放在滚筒里洗
Your clothes? Yes, I left them in the washers
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后来我再下去拿的时候它们就不见了
and when I went down to get them, they were gone.
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真的吗
Really?
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你没见那块牌子上写"不要远离在洗的衣物"么
Despite the sign that says "Do not leave laundry unattended"?
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谢尔顿
我的衣服在哪儿
Sheldon, where are my clothes?
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好像我是记得看到过一些女式内衣什么的
You know, I do recall seeing some female undergarments.
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在哪儿呢
Where was that?
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哦对
Oh, yes...
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就是没多久之前
Earlier this evening,
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我碰巧在眺望窗外的景色
I