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考虑加入实验物理学行业的同学们
So you are considering going into experimental physics,
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我的大门永远向你们敞开
My door is always open.
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另外我要再次道歉 可能我的实验不怎么成功
Once again, I'm sorry that the demonstration didn't quite work out,
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但我们现在知道 你不小心把斯奈普桃汁
But now we know what happens when you accidentally spill
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掉进氦氖激光器的时候会发生什么了
Peach snapple into a helium neon laser.
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简单来说就是
别这么干
Short answer is... don't.
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现在我们来介绍一下理论物理系
And now to tell you about the theoretical physics department
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有请谢尔顿·库珀博士
Is dr. sheldon cooper.
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库珀博士
Dr. cooper?
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别叫我
Forget it.
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稍等
Excuse me.
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谢尔顿
我们都商量好了
Sheldon, we both agreed to do this.
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别浪费时间
It's a waste of time.
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我还不如给一群拉布拉多狗
I might as well explain the laws of thermodynamics
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讲讲热力学定律呢
To a bunch of labradoodles.
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你再不出来 我就不带你去动漫书店
If you don't do this, i won't take you to the comic book store.
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你们好
Hello.
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顺便说一句
你的激光器不错
Nice work with the laser, by the way.
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看见你们朝气蓬勃的脸庞
Looking out at your fresh young faces,
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我回想起了我决定步入学术道路的那一刻
I remember when I too was deciding my academic future
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那时我还是个卑微的研究生
As a lowly graduate student.
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忘了说
我14岁
Of course, I was 14.
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不过我已经取得了你们大多数人
And I'd already achieved more than most of you
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望尘莫及的成就
虽然我九点上床
Could ever hope to, despite my 9:00 bedtime.
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现在
这个屋子里可能有一两个人
Now, there may be one or two of you in this room
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具备学好理论物理学的基本素质
Who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics.
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即使可能你们学成了之后
Although, it's more likely that you'll spend
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只是拿来教五年级的小学生
Your scientific careers teaching fifth graders
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要做一个纸壳模型火山
How to make papier mache volcanoes
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要怎么使用碳酸氢钠火山岩
with baking soda lava.
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感谢老天
Oh, good god.
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简单来说
In short--
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如果谁告诉你们你们有朝一日
Any one who told you that you would someday be able
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能在物理学上有所建树
To make any significant contribution to physics,
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那完全是个残忍的笑话
太残忍了
Played a cruel trick on you, a cruel trick indeed.
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有问题吗
Any questions?
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当然没有
Of course not.
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我为科学的未来流泪
I weep for the future of science.
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现在请允许我失陪了 新一期蝙蝠侠出版了
Now if you'll excuse me, the latest issue of batman is out.
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走吧
莱纳德
Come, leonard.
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现在看来
那个激光器实验还不错吧
Laser demonstration's looking pretty good now, huh?
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我喜欢每年的这个时候
I love this time of the year.
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落叶漫天飞舞 秋高气爽
The leaves are turning, there's a bracing chill in the air.
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还有
校园里一整群女生
Plus there's a whole new crop of female grad students
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开始长刚刚好的秋膘
About to put on just enough winter weight
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让她们看起来既寒酸又易推倒
To make them needy and vulnerable.
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就是这样
宝贝
再来一份奶酪饼
That's right, honey, have another calzone.
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爸爸等着你
Daddy can wait.
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大学里没有规定 不能和研究生约会吗
Isn't there a university policy against dating graduate students?
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没有
只要你搭得上讪
你就可以约一个
No, if you can talk to them, you can ask them out.
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妈的
陷阱真是无处不在
Damn, there's always a catch.
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你们好
Hey, guys.
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你好
莱斯利
Hey, leslie.
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傻蛋
我听说你昨晚把一个研究生恶心吐了
So, dumbass, I heard you made a grad student throw up last night.
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事实才是伸到那些喜欢道听途说者的嗓子眼里
The truth can indeed be a finger down the throat
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让你呕吐的那根手指头
Of those unprepared to hear it.
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不过我干嘛要跟二流智商的人解释这些呢
But why should I cater to second-rate minds?
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因为一流智商的人叫你傻蛋
Because first-rate minds call you "dumbass"?
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是吗
噢
Oh, yeah? well...
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你这个人真刻薄
You're a mean person.
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打扰了
库珀博士
Excuse me, dr. cooper,
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我是拉蒙娜·诺维茨基
I'm ramona nowitzki.
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我昨晚上旁听了你的讲话
I was at your talk last night.
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我觉得你实在是个天才
I think you're just brilliant.
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大家都这么认为
That is the prevailing opinion.
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我现在确实要吐了
Oh, now I'm gonna throw up.
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霍华德·沃罗威茨
工程系
Howard wolowitz, department of engineering,
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国际空间站废液处理系统的 设计师之一
Co-designer of the international space station's liquid waste disposal system.
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没兴趣
Ew.
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库珀博士
你发表的每一篇文章我都读过
Dr. cooper, I've read everything you've published.
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我尤其赞成你那篇如何取得
I especially liked your paper on grand unification
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线形网状聚合物的大统一理论的论文
Using string-network condensates
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我很好奇你是怎么发现
And were wondering how you determined
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三维线形网能够形成一张图
That three-dimensional string-nets provided
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同时涵盖费米子 和定量波色子的
A unified picture of fermions and gauge bosons?
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奇迹啊
一只有智慧的拉布拉多犬
Amazing, an intelligent labradoodle.
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你可以叫我伍夫
Woof.
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事实是我马上就能突破
The fact is I'm quite close to a breakthrough
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中微子如何从线形网聚合物中显形 这一难题了
In showing how neutrinos emerge from a string-net condensate.
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天啊
那我们看物理学宇宙的方式 就彻底改变了
Oh, my god, that would change the way we view the entire physical universe.
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我就是在做这个
It's what I do.
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其实
我们的平斯金-沃罗威茨 废液处理系统
You know, the pishkin-wolowitz liquid waste disposal system
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也震动了一些人
Is turning a few heads as well.
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再说一次
没兴趣
Again, ew.
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我还想听听 你打算如何增加中微子
You know, I'd love to hear more about how you intend to add neutrinos.
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我们什么时候一起喝杯咖啡好吗
Could we get a cup of coffee sometime?
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我不喝咖啡
I don't drink coffee.
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我喝
爱我
就请我喝一杯乔
I do. I love me a cup of joe.
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那
不一定要喝咖啡
Well, it doesn't have to be coffee.
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晚餐好嘛
How about dinner?
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我是得吃晚餐
I do eat dinner.
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好极了
我知道一家非常棒的意大利小餐馆
Great. I know a terrific little italian place.
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我不在奇怪的餐馆吃饭
I never eat in strange restaurants.
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受不合格的餐具危害生命
One runs the risk of non-standard cutlery.
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你确定
Excuse me?
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谢尔顿惧怕三尖叉子
Sheldon lives in fear of the three-tined fork.
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三尖的不是叉子
Three tines is not a fork.
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三尖的是三叉戟
Three tines is a trident.
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叉子
可以用来吃饭
Forks are for eating,
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三叉戟 只能治理七大洋[海神波塞冬的象征物和武器]
Tridents are for ruling the seven seas.
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那我打包带到你家吃怎么样
What if I brought food to your place?
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这还差不多
That would be acceptable.
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星期一
我吃泰国菜
On mondays, I eat thai food.
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泰式炒面和沙茶鸡
Mee krob and chicken sate
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多来点暹罗的花生酱
With extra peanut sauce from siam palace.
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好吧
You got it.
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我知道你住在哪
I already have your address.
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真是个好姑娘
What a nice girl.
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谢尔顿
你知道刚才发生什么了吗
Sheldon, do you have any idea what just happened?
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当然
很明显我有免费的晚餐吃了
Yes. apparently I'm getting a free dinner.
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别试了
这东西大概是坏了
Oh, yeah, no, this thing's majorly out of order.
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-看
-不好意思
- See? - sorry.
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没什么
That's okay.
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看来得走楼梯了
Guess I'm taking the stairs.
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你到哪间
Where you going?
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4楼a
4-a.
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你是要去找莱纳德吧
Oh, are you here to see leonard?
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不是
库珀博士
No, dr. cooper.
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谢尔顿·库珀博士
Dr. sheldon cooper?
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我们一起吃晚饭
We're having dinner.
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谢尔顿·库珀
Sheldon cooper?
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高高瘦瘦的
Tall, thin,
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看着像只正在祈祷的大螳螂的那个?
Looks a little like a giant praying mantis?
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他很可爱
不是么
He is cute, isn't he?
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谢尔顿·库珀
Sheldon cooper?
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嗨
莱纳德
Hi, leonard.
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嗨
拉蒙娜
请进
Hey, ramona. come on in.
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我该把吃的放哪
Thanks. where should I put this?
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搁灶台上就行
Uh, the kitchen's fine.
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你干啥呢
Hey, what are you doing?
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我一定要看看这个
I need to see this. uh-huh.
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观众席就在那边
The viewing area's right over there.
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谢尔顿
你的妞
约会对象
拉蒙娜来了
Sheldon, your girl... date... person... ramona's here.
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你好
Oh, hello.
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抱歉我来晚了
Oh, sorry I'm late.
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我赶着看你最新论文的草稿来着
I just got so caught up reading the draft of your latest paper.
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你喜不喜欢我那个注脚
Did you enjoy the humorous footnote
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把镜像对称性形容为
Where I illustrate
mirror-symmetry
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光和自己玩网球的比喻
By likening it to the flash playing tennis with himself?
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太有意思了
So funny.
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我不得不说
一想到你可能把重力引入进去
But the idea that you might be able to incorporate gravity,
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就让我浑身兴奋
I have to tell you, I found it
physically exhilarating.
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我的假设就是想有这种效果
My hypotheses tend to have that effect.
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抱歉
我没带够你朋友的份
I'm sorry I didn't bring enough For your friends.
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我以为就我们俩呢
I assumed we were going to be alone.
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我们正要走呢
No, we were just going.
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去看
对吧
To watch, right?
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不
走吧
我们出去了
No, come on, now, we're going out.
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别
我们不出声
Oh, come on, we'll be quiet.
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走吧走吧
Let's go, let's go.
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你们俩
Okay, you two.
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玩的高兴点
Have a nice...
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不管这算什么
Whatever this is.
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伙计们
听着 我知道这和我没关系
Okay, you guys, look, i know this is none of my business,
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不过我忍不住要问
But I just... I have to ask--
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谢尔顿的取向是什么
What's sheldon's deal?
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你说的取向指的是什么
What do you mean "deal"?
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你知道的
就是他的取向嘛
You know, like what's his deal?
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喜欢女生
男生
仿真娃娃
Is it girls...? guys...? sock puppets...?
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老实说
我们的假设是
Honestly, we've been operating under the assumption
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他没有取向
That he has no deal.
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得了吧
每个人都有的
Come on, everybody has a deal.
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不包括谢尔顿
Not sheldon.
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这些年来
我们列出了很多假设
Over the years, we've formulated many theories
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关于他如何繁殖
About how he might reproduce.
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我支持有丝分裂
I'm an advocate of mitosis.
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什么意思
I'm sorry?
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我相信总有一天谢尔顿吃了足够多的泰国菜
I believe one day sheldon will eat an enormous amount
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然后分裂成两个
Of thai food and split into two sheldons.
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另一方面
我认为
On the other hand, I think sheldon
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谢尔顿处于他这种生物的幼虫阶段
Might be the larval form of his species,
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有一天他会结一个茧
And someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later
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两个月后带着翅膀和外骨骼破茧而出
With moth wings and an exoskeleton.
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谢谢让我做噩梦
Okay, well, thanks for the nightmares.
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想和我们一起出去么
Hey, do you want to hang out with us?
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你们几个去干嘛
What are you guys gonna do?
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我妈妈晚上做了鸡胸肉
My mom's making a brisket tonight.
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带小洋葱的那种
The one with the little onions? mm...
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我还有点事
Yeah, I'm busy, so...
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晚安
Good night.
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这是她的损失
我们走
Her loss. let's go.
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鸡胸肉聚会
Brisket party!
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鸡呀嘛鸡
胸呀嘛胸
B-to-the-r-to-the-i-s-k...
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肉呀嘛肉
To-the-e-to-the-t...
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你不吃早饭
Hey, aren't you having breakfast?
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吃呀
Yes.
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你是不是又在做营养坐药的试验了
Are you experimenting with nutritional suppositories again?
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做那实验可不能穿这裤子
Not in these pants.
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昨晚和拉蒙娜过的怎么样
So... how'd it go with ramona last night?
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好极了 她很聪明
有思想
Oh, great. She's smart, insightful
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而且她用她特有的方式
那个
崇拜我
And she has a very unique way of, you know, revering me.
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你的菠菜蘑菇鸡蛋卷
Here's your spinach mushroom omelet .
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谢谢
Thank you.
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有没有人碰过
Did anyone touch it?
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他们都带手套啦 我特别小心
Gloves were worn by everyone involved. I was vigilant.
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拉蒙娜指出我每天都在餐厅排队上
Ramona pointed out that I've been wasting 20 minutes a day
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浪费了20分钟
Standing on cafeteria lines.
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这些时间如果能用在攻克
Time which would be better spent
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当今的物理学难题该多好啊
Tackling the great physics problems of our day.
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拉蒙娜你不用主动攻击那些大的课题
You don't tackle the big issues, ramona.
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你要回避之
You fence with them.
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以守为攻是也
En garde. riposte.
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所言极是
Touche.
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早上好
Morning.
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嗨
莱斯利
Hi, leslie.
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谢尔顿
So, sheldon,
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听说你在给史密森尼 傻蛋博物馆整理论文呢
I see you're organizing your papers for the smithsonian museum of dumbassery.
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目前没有空缺
There won't be any room
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除非他们能把永久馆藏的莱斯利·温克尔请出去
Until they get rid of the permanent leslie winkle exhibit.
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精妙
Oh, good one.
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你找了个研究生护着你哈
I see you got a grad student to fight your battles for you.
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今天就不收你保护费了
I'll let you keep your lunch money today.
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库珀博士就要取得重大突破了
Okay, dr. cooper is on the verge of a breakthrough.
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如果你想待在这
If you're going to stay,
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就必须心怀敬意
别出声
You'll have to be respectful and quiet.
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等等我
Wait for me.
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你解决了中微子那个问题了么
So have you worked out the neutrino issue?
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这就好像改写莫扎特的曲子
Well, to paraphrase mozart,
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所有的次原子粒子都已经在那了
All the subatomic particles are there.
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我要做的就是给它们排个序
I just have to put them in the right order.
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你真幽默
You're so witty.
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不是么
Aren't i?
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嗨
大家好
有快递给
Hey, guys, this package came for...
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库珀博士正在工作
Dr. cooper is working.
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我马上就会有新的突破啦
Yes, I'm close to a breakthrough.
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好痒
Ooh, it tickles!
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不好意思
Sorry.
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我的老天
Holy crap on a cracker.
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嗨
佩妮
Hey, penny.
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嗨
你不会想进去的
Hi. you probably don't want to go in there.
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咋了
他们干嘛呢
Why? what are they doing?
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那种场景
The only way I could explain it
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只可能出现在放着洋娃娃的临床医生的诊室里
Would be in a therapist's office with dolls.
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好家伙
Hoo-boy.
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库珀博士在工作
Dr. cooper's working.
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看得出来
Yeah, I can see that.
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谢尔顿
光晕之夜
在库萨帕里家
你来么
Sheldon, halo night, koothrappali's. you coming?
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当然
光晕之夜嘛
Oh, yes, it's halo night.
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等我擦脚
Let me just dry my tootsies.
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你不是要去光晕之夜吧
You're not going to halo night.
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是要去
Yes, I am.
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今天周三
周三是光晕之夜
It's wednesday. wednesday's halo night.
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不是有个伟大的人曾经说过
为科学别无所求
Didn't a great man once say, "science demands nothing less
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为科学执着追求
为科学无条件 奉献一生么
"than the fervent and unconditional dedication of our entire lives"?
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是有人说过
He did.
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那么那个伟大的人是谁呢
And who was that great man?
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是我
Me.
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抱歉莱纳德
Sorry, leonard.
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搞笑
你真不来啦
Seriously? you're not coming?
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你也听到了
我无法反驳自己
You heard her. how can I argue with me?
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好吧
再次祝你们开心
Okay, well, once again, you guys have a good...
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不管干嘛
Whatever this is.
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库珀博士
我不得不说
Dr. cooper, I have to tell you
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你的朋友拉你后腿了
Your friends are holding you back.
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应该这么想
我在带领他们前进
I prefer to think of it as "i'm pulling them forward."
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光晕之夜
Halo night?
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像你这样极具天赋的人
A man with your intellectual gifts
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是不会把整晚都浪费在打游戏上边的
Doesn't waste an evening playing video games.
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他周三确实会
He does on wednesdays.
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如果他想得诺贝尔奖就不会
Not if he wants a nobel prize.
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他是想得
He does want that.
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那像他一样极具天赋的人
Does a man with my intellectual gifts
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周末玩彩蛋射击么
Play paintball on weekends?
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你说呢
What do you think?
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惨了
Drat.
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现在可以继续工作了吧
Now shall we get back to work?
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00:13:15,370 --> 00:13:18,040
应该可以
I suppose.
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00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,900
今晚有播《太空堡垒卡拉狄加》
Battlestar galactica
comes on tonight.
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我也可以等DVD版
I guess I can wait for the dvd.
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还是别再看了
And then never ever watch it.
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佩妮
佩妮
Penny! penny!
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佩妮
Penny!
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谢尔顿
亲爱的
我说过
Sheldon, honey, I've told you,
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房子很小
It's a small apartment.
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只要敲一次门就行
You only have to knock one time.
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求你了
我时间不多
Please, please, I don't have a lot of time.
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00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,100
听着
拉蒙娜终于睡着了
Look, ramona finally dozed off,
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00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:42,800
我要你帮我甩了她
And I need you to help me get rid of her.
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怎么甩了她
Get rid of her how?
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我不知道
I don't know,
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00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:50,070
但显然我陷进某种关系里了
But apparently I'm in some kind of relationship,
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而你似乎很擅长结束这种关系
And you seem to be an expert at ending them.
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00:14:57,570 --> 00:14:59,000
什么
Excuse me?
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00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,600
我见证了一个又一个男人从你屋子离开后就一去不回
I see man after man leaving this apartment never to return.
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00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:06,870
首先
不是一个又一个男人
Okay, first of all, it is not man after man.
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00:15:06,870 --> 00:15:08,940
-库珀博士
-把我藏起来
Dr. cooper?! hide me.
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00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:11,070
把你藏起来
Hide you?
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00:15:11,070 --> 00:15:13,200
我正式请求进入避难所
I formally request sanctuary.
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00:15:14,070 --> 00:15:15,940
你怎么没在工作
Why aren't you working?
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00:15:17,970 --> 00:15:19,640
她分散我的注意力
She distracted me.
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00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:23,470
我跟你说了
佩妮
我没闲工夫跟你瞎胡闹
I told you, penny, I don't have time for your nonsense.
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00:15:23,470 --> 00:15:25,570
我有很重要的事要做
I have important things to do.
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00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:29,900
老天
Oh, man.
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00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,200
我知道怎么回事
I know what's going on here.
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00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,240
真的吗
Really?
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00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,300
那你能给我解释一下吗
Well, then will you explain it to me?
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00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,570
你爱上库珀博士了
You're in love with dr. cooper.
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00:15:36,570 --> 00:15:40,340
不
不是的
Uh, yeah, no, that's not it.
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00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,100
别狡辩了
Don't try to deny it.
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00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,900
他是个出色的男人
He's a remarkable man,
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00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:46,670
但你必须放过他
But you have to let him go.
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00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:49,540
老天爷
没问题
Oh, gee, okay.
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00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:52,640
我知道很难放手
但他是全世界的礼物
I know it's hard, but he's a gift to the whole world,
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00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,170
我们不能这么自私
And we can't be selfish.
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00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:57,340
对
他绝对是瑰宝
Yeah, he's a gift all right.
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00:15:57,340 --> 00:16:00,200
拉钩保证
Sisters?
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00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:03,540
当然可以
Uh, sure.
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00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:05,300
拉钩保证
Sisters.
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00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:12,600
极品级怪胎
Holy crap on a cracker.
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00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,970
谢尔顿
Sheldon?
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00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:30,170
你在干嘛
What are you doing?!
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00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:31,840
这是莫尔斯电码
It's morse code.
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00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,340
干嘛
Why?
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00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:36,940
这样我们才能隔墙通话
So we can communicate through the wall.
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00:16:36,940 --> 00:16:40,900
我们不正在隔墙通话嘛
We are communicating through the wall.
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00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:45,040
对
但通话没有加密
Yes, but the communication is not encrypted.
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00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,900
我不懂莫尔斯电码
I don't know morse code.
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00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:47,840
很简单
It's very simple.
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00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,170
这是A 这是B
这是C
This is a ... This is b ... this is c...
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谢尔顿
我不会在凌晨3点 学莫尔斯电码的
Sheldon, I'm not going to learn morse code at 3:00 in the morning!
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00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:57,200
好吧
All right.
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别进来
别进来
别进来
Don't come in here, don't come in here, don't come in here,
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别
Don't... oh!
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00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:05,770
怎么回事
What's going on?
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00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:08,300
嘘
拉蒙娜正在沙发上睡觉
Shh! ramona's sleeping on the couch.
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00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,200
我知道
她什么时候回家
I know. when is she going home?
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00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,740
她不回家了
问题就在这
Never. that's the problem.
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00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:13,970
我要你帮忙
I need your help.
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00:17:13,970 --> 00:17:15,640
你在说什么呢
What are you talking about?
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00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:19,800
我要调用友情条约里的天网条款
I'm invoking the skynet clause