高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第2季》中英双译5素材

　　生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕5

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　　早上好

　　莱纳德

　　Good morning,leonard.

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　　我们开车去上班的路上

　　yeah.

　　we're gonna

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　　要在陶瓷大库房[家居专卖店]停一下

　　Have to stop by pottery barn on the way to work.

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　　我在那里买了星战床单

　　I bought these star wars sheets,

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　　但躺在这上面实在是太刺激了

　　But they turned out to be much too stimulating

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　　我根本不能安心睡着

　　To be compatible with a good night's sleep.

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　　黑武士盯着我看

　　我很不爽

　　I don't like the way darth vader stares at me.

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　　我不去上班了

　　I'm not going to work.

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　　就算你的研究生涯这几年里毫无建树

　　Oh,just because your career's been stagnant

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　　那也没必要放弃啊

　　For a few years,that's no reason to give up.

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　　谢尔顿

　　我整晚都没睡

　　Sheldon,i was up all night

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　　我在用自由电子激光束

　　Using the new free-electron laser

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　　做X射线散射实验

　　For x-ray diffraction experiment.

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　　是不是激光束碰巧把你视网膜烤焦了

　　Did the laser accidentally burn out your retinas?

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　　没

　　No.

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　　那你就能开车了

　　快走

　　Then you can drive. let's go.

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　　我不是告诉你了么

　　我现在是晚上工作

　　Didn't I tell you I'd be working nights

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　　你要另外想办法了

　　And that you'd have to make other arrangements?

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　　是啊

　　You did.

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　　所以

　　And?

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　　我没办法

　　I didn't.

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　　走吧

　　Let's go.

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　　晚安

　　谢尔顿

　　Good night,sheldon.

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　　那我怎么去上班啊

　　But how am I going to get to work?

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　　乘公交车

　　Take the bus.

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　　我再也不能乘公交车了

　　I can't take the bus anymore.

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　　车上没安全带啊

　　They don't have seat belts,and they won't let you

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　　而且他们不让我用橡皮绳子把自己拴在座椅上

　　Latch yourself to the seat with bungee cords.

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　　你想用橡皮绳子把自己捆在座椅上

　　You tried to latch yourself to the seat with bungee cords?

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　　我不是想

　　我已经做到了

　　I didn't try. I succeeded.

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　　但不知为什么

　　其他乘客对此很惊慌

　　But for some reason,it alarmed the other passengers

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　　他们让我滚下车

　　And I was asked to de-bus.

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　　傻孩子

　　Oh,you're a big boy.

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　　你会自己想出办法的

　　You'll figure it out.

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　　别把我当孩子

　　Don't talk to me like I'm a child.

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　　你现在立刻带我去退掉星战床单

　　Now,take me to return

　　my star wars sheets!

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　　佩妮

　　Penny?

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　　佩妮

　　佩妮

　　Penny? penny?

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　　谢尔顿

　　你搞什么

　　Sheldon. what is it?

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　　莱纳德睡着了

　　Leonard's asleep.

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　　谢谢你的最新更新

　　Thanks for the update.

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　　别

　　等等

　　No. wait.

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　　你一定要开车送我去上班

　　You have to drive me to work.

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　　我看未必

　　Yeah,i really don't think I do.

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　　但我不会开车

　　我也不想坐公交车

　　But I don't drive,and I can't take the bus.

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　　只要你不用那橡皮绳

　　Honey,you'll be fe as long as you don't do

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　　坐公交肯定没问题的

　　That bungee cord thing,okay?

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　　佩妮

　　Penny.

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　　你不是声称我们是朋友吗

　　Didn't you recently stated that you and I are friends?

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　　是的

　　谢尔顿

　　我们是朋友

　　Yes,sheldon. we are friends.

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　　所以说我在这儿是引用

　　Then I hereby invoke what I'm given to understand

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　　我们隐含的友谊契约书中的一个重要部分

　　Is an integral part of the implied covenant of friendship.

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　　帮助

　　The favor.

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　　上帝啊

　　Oh,dear god.

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　　对不起

　　我不是故意

　　I'm sorry,i didn't realize

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　　来打扰你做早晨祷告

　　I was interrupting your morning prayers.

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　　你做完了我们就出发

　　When you're done,we'll go.

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　　谢谢你送我去上班

　　Thank you for driving me to work.

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　　今天是我的休息日

　　谢尔顿

　　You know this is my day off,sheldon.

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　　太好了

　　看来我没有耽误你什么事

　　Oh,good. I'm not keeping you from anything.

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　　你的"检查引擎"灯亮着

　　Your "check engine" light is on.

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　　一般来说

　　这算是提醒你

　　Typically that's an indicator

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　　去检查引擎

　　To,you know,check your engine.

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　　没什么事

　　这灯亮了一个月了

　　It's fine. it's been on for,like,a month.

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　　这样说来的话

　　那你就有更多的理由去

　　Well,actually,that would be all the more reason to...

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　　检查引擎了

　　You know,check your engine.

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　　谢尔顿

　　我的车没事

　　Sheldon,it's fine.

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　　如果没事的话

　　If it were fine,

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　　那这灯就不会亮了

　　The light wouldn't be on.

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　　制造商装了这个灯

　　That's why the manufacturer installed that light,

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　　就是为了告诉你有问题

　　To let you know it's not fine.

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　　大概是这灯坏了

　　Maybe the light's broken.

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　　有没有检查"检查引擎灯"的灯

　　Is there a "check the 'check engine light' light"?

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　　干嘛

　　What?

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　　试验表明

　　在开车的时候

　　Studies have shown that performing tasks

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　　某些行为

　　诸如吃东西

　　打电话

　　Such as eating,talking on a cell phone

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　　或者喝咖啡

　　Or drinking coffee while driving

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　　会降低人的反应速度

　　Reduces one's reaction time

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　　就跟喝了一盎司酒精一样

　　By the same factor as an ounce of alcohol.

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　　你带酒了吗

　　Do you have any alcohol?

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　　当然没有

　　Of course not.

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　　可惜了

　　Too bad.

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　　你要走欧几里德大道吗

　　You're going up euclid avenue?

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　　莱纳德是从洛斯罗布斯大道开的

　　Leonard takes los robles avenu

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　　随便他

　　Well,good for leonard.

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　　欧几里德大道是直线距离

　　的确更近

　　Euclid avenue is shorter as the crow flies,

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　　但是这里有减速坡

　　会极大地降低

　　But it has speed bumps,which appreciably increase

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　　点到点的行驶速度

　　Point-to-point drive time,

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　　所以走这条路实际上更慢

　　Making It the less efficient choice.

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　　但是方向盘是在你手里

　　But you have the conn.

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　　当然了

　　如果你在过减速坡的时候

　　Of course,if you're not going to slow down

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　　不减速的话

　　For the speed bumps,

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　　那我就收回之前的意见

　　I withdraw my previous objection.

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　　我有一个有趣的问题

　　Here's a fun question.

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　　你知道最常见的街道名字是什么吗

　　Do you know what the most common street name is?

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　　不知道

　　No.

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　　是个脑筋急转弯

　　The answer's tricky.

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　　二街

　　It's second street.

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　　你可能认为该是"一街"

　　You see,you'd think it would be first street,

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　　但大多数地方

　　But in most towns,first street eventually

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　　一街都用一些别的名字代替

　　Gets renamed to something else.

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　　比如

　　主路

　　You know,like main street,

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　　大街

　　Broad street.

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　　密歇根大道[为1893年哥伦比亚博览会修建]

　　Michigan avenue.

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　　莱纳德和我在路上经常找一些

　　See,leonard and I

　　often use our commute time

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　　像这样的脑筋急转弯来锻炼大脑

　　To exercise our minds

　　with brain-teasers like that.

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　　我们也玩游戏

　　We also play games.

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　　想玩么

　　Would you like to play one?

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　　不

　　No.

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　　来吧

　　可好玩了

　　Oh,come on. it's fun.

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　　噢

　　又一个减速坡

　　Ooh! another bump.

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　　这样吧

　　我说一个元素名称

　　Okay. I'll say an element,and,and you say an element

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　　你也说一个

　　Whose name starts with the last letter

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　　以我说的元素的尾字母开头

　　Of the one I said,okay?

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　　从我开始

　　I'll start.

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　　氦[Helium]

　　Helium.

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　　你可以说汞[Mercury]

　　Now,you could say "mercury."

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　　你给我一个"y"

　　That would give me a "y."

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　　非常聪明

　　这个可不容易

　　Ooh. very clever.

　　that's a tough one.

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　　镱[ytterbium]

　　让你又回到了"m"

　　So I go with "ytterbium," which gets you back to "m."

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　　你可以说钼[molybdenum]

　　我说镁[magnesium]

　　So you go "molybdenum," and I say "magnesium."

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　　你可以说锰[manganese]

　　我说铕[europium]

　　You say "manganese." I say "europium,"

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　　现在你只剩下钔了[mendelevium]

　　And,then,you're left with "mendelevium,"

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　　然后就没有以"m"开头的了

　　And... there are

　　no more m's

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　　因为我相信"釒麥"[meitnerium]

　　Because I believe that meitnerium

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　　应该被叫做ekairidium[一种过渡元素]

　　Should still be called ekairidium.

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　　恭喜你

　　你赢了

　　So,congratulations. you win.

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　　想再来一局么

　　Do you wanna go again?

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　　我们就不能安静一会儿么

　　Why don't we just have a little quiet time now?

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　　没问题

　　All right.

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　　对不起

　　I'm sorry.

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　　我觉得你对于引擎检查提示灯的

　　I'm finding your reckless nonchalance

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　　冷漠鲁莽非常糟糕

　　Regarding the check-engine light to be very troubling.

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　　下车

　　Get out.

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　　我不得不说

　　Well,i ve to tell you

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　　关于内燃机引擎工作的原理

　　That while I do have a theoretical understanding

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　　我是有一定了解的

　　Of the workings of an internal combustion engine,

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　　不过我不确定能不能看出毛病在哪

　　I'm not sure I'm capable

　　of performing diagnostics.

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　　我说了

　　下车

　　I said,"get out."

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　　好吧

　　我就去试试好了

　　Okay. I'll give it a shot.

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　　莱纳德

　　你在这儿呢

　　Oh,leonard. there you are.

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　　我准备好回家了

　　I'm ready to go home.

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　　我才刚到这

　　T1

　　I just got here.

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　　真及时

　　Good. perfect timing.

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　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon,

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　　我告诉过你啦

　　我只有晚上

　　Told you,i only have access

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　　使用自由电子激光器的权限

　　To the free-electron laser at night.

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　　这几个星期我都不能开车送你

　　I can't drive you for the next few weeks.

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　　不对

　　你是说过你不能开车送我上班

　　No,you said you couldn't drive me to work.

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　　但现在说的是下班

　　this is from work.

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　　霍华德帮我说句话啊

　　Howard,help me out here.

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　　不

　　我要站在他那边

　　这样有意思多了

　　No,just for the fun of it,i'm gonna take his side.

　　153

　　00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,160

　　那么

　　Now,

　　154

　　00:07:05,230 --> 00:07:06,700

　　你觉得我该怎么回家

　　How do you propose I get home?

　　155

　　00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,930

　　你是怎么来的呢

　　How did you get here in the first place?

　　156

　　00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,230

　　佩妮

　　Penny.

　　157

　　00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:13,700

　　但我觉得这个选项已经没可能了

　　But I sense that's no longer an option.

　　158

　　00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:15,330

　　反正我要用激光实验室

　　Look,i need to get edto the laser lab.

　　159

　　00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,560

　　你只能找别人

　　You're just gonna have

　　160

　　00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:18,860

　　送你回家了

　　To find someone else to take you home.

　　161

　　00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:28,330

　　该死

　　我站错队了

　　Ah,damn,i picked the wrong side.

　　162

　　00:07:33,430 --> 00:07:36,300

　　老天

　　不要走欧几里德大道吧

　　Oh,god,not euclid avenue!

　　163

　　00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:44,130

　　到底为什么霍华德把你

　　Why did howard leave you

　　164

　　00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,560

　　扔在半道上

　　In the middle of the road anyway?

　　165

　　00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,460

　　我们观点不统一

　　We had a difference of opinion.

　　166

　　00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:50,800

　　什么观点

　　Over what?

　　167

　　00:07:50,860 --> 00:07:53,800

　　关于他是不是要害死我

　　Whether or not he was trying to kill me.

　　168

　　00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:56,130

　　事实可鉴

　　我坚持他就是

　　For the record,i maintain he was.

　　169

　　00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,760

　　你要去哪

　　Where are you going?

　　170

　　00:07:58,830 --> 00:08:00,060

　　带你回家啊

　　I'm taking you home.

　　171

　　00:08:00,130 --> 00:08:01,330

　　但我先不回家的

　　Oh,but I'm not going home.

　　172

　　00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:02,430

　　今天礼拜三

　　It's wednesday.

　　173

　　00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:03,560

　　礼拜三是漫画书购买日

　　Wednesday's new comic book day.

　　174

　　00:08:03,630 --> 00:08:05,260

　　我们必须先去动漫书店

　　We have to go to the comic book store.

　　175

　　00:08:05,330 --> 00:08:07,200

　　之后

　　我们在种汤小吃店停下

　　And then,we have to stop

　　176

　　00:08:07,260 --> 00:08:10,400

　　因为今天还是奶油土豆汤日

　　At soup plantation; it's creamy tomato soup day.

　　177

　　00:08:10,460 --> 00:08:11,500

　　最后是雷都夏克电器行

　　And radio shack.

　　178

　　00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,900

　　今天有个3A电池的折扣

　　There's a sale on triple-a batteries.

　　179

　　00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,530

　　对了还有

　　我们还得去下陶瓷大库房

　　Plus,we have to go to pottery barn

　　180

　　00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:16,930

　　我要把我的星战床单退了

　　And return my star wars sheets.

　　181

　　00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,100

　　我有个更好的主意

　　I have a better idea.

　　182

　　00:08:20,230 --> 00:08:22,660

　　你想先去陶瓷大库房啊

　　You want to go to pottery barn first?

　　183

　　00:08:34,060 --> 00:08:36,560

　　你能开车送我去陶瓷大库房吗

　　Can you drive me to pottery barn?

　　184

　　00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,360

　　如果我把夜明灯关了

　　Maybe if I turn off the night-light,

　　185

　　00:08:44,430 --> 00:08:46,060

　　这床单还能用

　　I can keep the sheets.

　　186

　　00:08:57,630 --> 00:08:59,060

　　早上好

　　Good morning.

　　187

　　00:09:01,060 --> 00:09:02,930

　　早上好

　　Good morning.

　　188

　　00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,960

　　谢尔顿

　　坐下

　　Sheldon,sit down.

　　189

　　00:09:05,030 --> 00:09:06,660

　　她坐了我的位置

　　She's in my spot.

　　190

　　00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,360

　　别那么看着我

　　Don't look at me like that.

　　191

　　00:09:11,430 --> 00:09:12,730

　　谁都知道那是我的位置

　　Everybody knows that my spot.

　　192

　　00:09:17,430 --> 00:09:21,630

　　谢尔顿

　　你知道我们都很关心你

　　Sheldon,you know

　　that we care about you.

　　193

　　00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:23,560

　　就是因为我们关心你

　　And it's because we care about you

　　194

　　00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:25,860

　　才不得不说

　　That we've decided we have to speak up.

　　195

　　00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,900

　　亲爱的

　　你让你身边的人都头疼了

　　You're hurting the people around you,sweetie.

　　196

　　00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:34,260

　　我们帮你做了个预约

　　So we made you an appointment,

　　197

　　00:09:34,330 --> 00:09:36,730

　　想让你接受

　　And we want you to keep it.

　　198

　　00:09:38,530 --> 00:09:41,760

　　机动车辆管理局新司机手册

　　Department of motor vehicles new driver handbook?

　　199

　　00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:48,100

　　但我没有什么需要查的

　　But I don't have a problem.

　　200

　　00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:51,330

　　谢尔顿

　　你得学会开车

　　Sheldon,you need to learn how to drive.

　　201

　　00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,830

　　不能再这样疯下去了

　　This madness has to stop.

　　202

　　00:09:55,030 --> 00:09:56,800

　　佩妮带你去车管局

　　Penny's taking you to the dmv.

　　203

　　00:09:56,860 --> 00:09:57,630

　　我去睡觉

　　I'm going to bed.

　　204

　　00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:58,800

　　为什么是佩妮

　　Why penny?

　　205

　　00:09:58,860 --> 00:10:00,660

　　因为石头赢过剪子[石头剪子布游戏]

　　Because rock breaks scissors.

　　206

　　00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,300

　　晚安

　　Good night.

　　207

　　00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,230

　　好了

　　走吧

　　谢尔顿

　　All right,come on,sheldon.

　　208

　　00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:05,430

　　等下

　　Hold on.

　　209

　　00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:06,800

　　我有个条件

　　I have one condition.

　　210

　　00:10:06,860 --> 00:10:07,860

　　什么

　　What?

　　211

　　00:10:07,930 --> 00:10:09,800

　　得去趟陶瓷大库房

　　We have to stop at pottery barn.

　　212

　　00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,400

　　好的

　　Okay.

　　213

　　00:10:11,460 --> 00:10:13,800

　　还有雷都夏克电器行

　　And radio shack.

　　214

　　00:10:13,860 --> 00:10:15,460

　　行

　　Fine.

　　215

　　00:10:16,530 --> 00:10:17,560

　　还有动漫书店

　　And the comic book store.

　　216

　　00:10:17,630 --> 00:10:19,200

　　可以

　　All right!

　　217

　　00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:21,530

　　我想去动漫书店

　　Ooh,i want to go to the comic book store.

　　218

　　00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,550

　　我也喜欢漫画书

　　I like comic books.

　　219

　　00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:50,530

　　我只是不明白我为什么需要驾驶执照

　　I just don't see why I need a driver's license.

　　220

　　00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,800

　　阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦从没有过驾驶执照

　　Albert einstein never had a driver's license.

　　221

　　00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:56,760

　　是啊

　　但阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦从不在每小时

　　Yeah,but albert einstein didn't make me wet myself

　　222

　　00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:59,260

　　40英里时让我惊出一身冷汗

　　At 40 miles an hour.

　　223

　　00:10:59,330 --> 00:11:02,500

　　我也从不会把阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦疯狂地赶下车

　　Yeah,and I never wanted to kick albert einstein in the nuts.

　　224

　　00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:07,800

　　我想问问

　　你为什么不和别人一样

　　You know,i gotta ask,why didn't you just

　　225

　　00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:10,130

　　在16岁的时候考取驾照

　　Get a license at 16 like everybody else?

　　226

　　00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,030

　　我在忙别的事

　　I was otherwise engaged.

　　227

　　00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:14,560

　　做什么

　　Doing what?

　　228

　　00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,200

　　验证超对称理论中n=4的情况下

　　Examining perturbative amplitudes

　　229

　　00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,100

　　的扰动振幅

　　In n=4 supersymmetric theories

　　230

　　00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,600

　　再用现代扭量理论重新验证

　　Leading to a re-examination of the ultraviolet properties

　　231

　　00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:25,260

　　n=8时回路超引力场的紫外特性

　　Of multi-loop n=8 supergravity using modern twistor theory.

　　232

　　00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,230

　　那你17岁的时候呢

　　Well,how 'bout when you were 17?

　　233

　　00:11:33,430 --> 00:11:34,760

　　带这个去测试区

　　Take this to the testing area,

　　234

　　00:11:34,830 --> 00:11:36,330

　　在上面写上名字

　　下面签字

　　Put your name at the top,sign the bottom,

　　235

　　00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,760

　　回答完问题交回来

　　下一个

　　Answer the questions,bring it back. next

　　236

　　00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:45,200

　　申请

　　Application?

　　237

　　00:11:45,260 --> 00:11:49,030

　　我实际上更多是理论家

　　I'm actually more of a theorist.

　　238

　　00:11:50,430 --> 00:11:52,530

　　是说你手里的申请表

　　The application in your hand.

　　239

　　00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:53,560

　　给她

　　Give it to her.

　　240

　　00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,830

　　带这个去测试区

　　Take this to the testing area,

　　241

　　00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:01,160

　　在上面写上名字

　　下面签字

　　Put your name at the top,sign the bottom,

　　242

　　00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:03,230

　　回答完问题交回来

　　下一个

　　Answer the questions,bring it back. next!

　　243

　　00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:07,060

　　抱歉

　　对这些问题我有些疑问

　　Excuse me,but I have some concerns about these questions.

　　244

　　00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:09,200

　　看看那的标志牌

　　Look at that sign up there.

　　245

　　00:12:09,260 --> 00:12:10,830

　　怎么了

　　Yes?

　　246

　　00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:14,130

　　上面写了"我在乎"吗

　　Does it say "i give a damn"?

　　247

　　00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,360

　　没

　　No.

　　248

　　00:12:16,430 --> 00:12:18,330

　　那是因为我不在乎

　　That's because I don't.

　　249

　　00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,800

　　就看一眼

　　Just look.

　　250

　　00:12:19,860 --> 00:12:21,530

　　第一个问题就说不通

　　See,this first question makes no sense.

　　251

　　00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,560

　　"当开车时与前车

　　"how many car lengths

　　252

　　00:12:23,630 --> 00:12:25,460

　　的车距应该保持几个车身"

　　Should you leave in front of you when driving?"

　　253

　　00:12:25,530 --> 00:12:27,700

　　没有可能能回答这个问题

　　There's no possible way to answer that.

　　254

　　00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:31,430

　　"车身长"不是个标准化的度量单位

　　A "car length" is not a standardized unit of measure.

　　255

　　00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:34,100

　　看看标志牌

　　Look at the sign.

　　256

　　00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,530

　　谢尔顿

　　答案是"C"

　　就写"C"

　　Sheldon,it's "c." just put down "c."

　　257

　　00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:37,730

　　我不需要你的帮忙

　　佩妮

　　I don't need yourelp,penny.

　　258

　　00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,060

　　听那个小姑娘的

　　宝贝

　　Listen to that little girl,honey.

　　259

　　00:12:39,130 --> 00:12:40,630

　　写上"C"

　　下一个

　　Put "c." next!

　　260

　　00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:41,930

　　别

　　等下

　　等等

　　No,wait! no,hang on.

　　261

　　00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,100

　　看看下一个问题

　　Look at this next question.

　　262

　　00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:46,460

　　谢尔顿

　　你为何要和车管局争执

　　Sheldon,why are you arguing with the dmv?

　　263

　　00:12:46,530 --> 00:12:49,400

　　否则他们怎么进步

　　How else are they going to learn?

　　264

　　00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:51,430

　　听着

　　Look...

　　265

　　00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:55,460

　　"什么时候路面最湿滑"

　　"when are roadways most slippery?"

　　266

　　00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:56,800

　　有三个答案

　　Now,okay,there are three answers,

　　267

　　00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:57,930

　　没一个是正确的

　　None of which are correct.

　　268

　　00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000

　　正确的答案是"当[路面]被覆盖上

　　The correct answer is "when covered by

　　269

　　00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:01,560

　　一层液体足以

　　"a film of liquid sufficient to reduce

　　270

　　00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:03,000

　　把轮胎和道路之间的静态摩擦系数

　　"the coefficient of static friction

　　271

　　00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:05,100

　　减少到理论上的零值

　　"between the tire and the road to essentially zero,

　　272

　　00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,000

　　又不产生新的摩擦源"

　　But not so deep as to introduce a new source of friction."

　　273

　　00:13:12,730 --> 00:13:15,260

　　这是你的学习证明

　　走开

　　Here's your learner's permit. go away.

　　274

　　00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:17,360

　　但我还没说完

　　But I'm not done.

　　275

　　00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,900

　　我还有更多的

　　I have many additial concerns

　　276

　　00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,300

　　关于这些问题的质疑

　　About these questions.

　　277

　　00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,400

　　别逼我翻过这柜台

　　Don't make me climb over this counter.

　　278

　　00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:22,400

　　来吧

　　我们走

　　来吧

　　Come on. let's go. come on.

　　279

　　00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,530

　　下一个

　　Next!

　　280

　　00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,300

　　一流

　　Aced it.

　　281

　　00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,800

　　好了

　　弄好了

　　Okay,that's it.

　　282

　　00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:35,000

　　开始启动吧

　　Let's boot it up.

　　283

　　00:13:35,060 --> 00:13:36,400

　　启动

　　Booting.

　　284

　　00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:39,060

　　这是最先进的模拟器

　　This is a state-of-the-art simulator.

　　285

　　00:13:39,130 --> 00:13:40,200

　　我从一个朋友为军队

　　I adapted it from something

　　286

　　00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:41,800

　　设计的东西上改装而来的

　　A friend of mine designed for the army.

　　287

　　00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:43,930

　　所以我才在费鲁杰的市区里

　　Is that why I appear to be in downtown fallujah

　　288

　　00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,660

　　跟在一辆装甲悍马的轮子后

　　Behind the wheel of an up-armored humvee?

　　289

　　00:13:46,730 --> 00:13:49,660

　　我还没有配置呢

　　I haven't configured it yet.

　　290

　　00:13:49,730 --> 00:13:50,930

　　看看

　　Let's see...

　　291

　　00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,560

　　布拉德利坦克

　　Bradley tank...

　　292

　　00:13:52,630 --> 00:13:54,630

　　运输卡车

　　蝙蝠车

　　Transport truck...

　　batmobile...

　　293

　　00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:57,330

　　不行

　　Ooh! no.

　　294

　　00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,830

　　就这个

　　2006款红色福特金牛座

　　Here we go. red 2006 ford taurus

　　295

　　00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,800

　　驰骋在帕萨迪纳市的街道上

　　On the streets of pasadena.

　　296

　　00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:04,830

　　怎么了

　　What?

　　297

　　00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,860

　　据统计

　　红色车让警察叫停的次数

　　Statistically,red cars are stopped by police

　　298

　　00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,560

　　比其它颜色的车多得多

　　Far more often than any other color.

　　299

　　00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:11,530

　　我可不想跟条子发生口角

　　I don't want any hassles with the fuzz.

　　300

　　00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,400

　　好吧

　　你想要什么颜色

　　Fine,what color do you want?

　　301

　　00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:18,500

　　你知道天行者卢克那把淡蓝色的激光剑吗

　　You know the pale blue of luke skywalker's lightsaber?

　　302

　　00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:23,060

　　当然不是后来的那个数码修复版里那种

　　Before it was digitally remastered?

　　303

　　00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:25,930

　　就是黑色了

　　Black,it is.

　　304

　　00:14:27,630 --> 00:14:29,160

　　好的

　　现在你首先要做的是

　　Okay,now,what you want to do first

　　305

　　00:14:29,230 --> 00:14:30,430

　　打开点火开关

　　Is turn on the ignition

　　306

　　00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,830

　　换到前进档

　　And shift into drive.

　　307

　　00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:34,030

　　我还没系安全带呢

　　I haven't fastened my seat belt yet.

　　308

　　00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:38,200

　　好吧

　　系上你的安全带

　　Okay,fasten your seat belt.

　　309

　　00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000

　　可以了

　　Click

　　310

　　00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:49,930

　　这有安全气囊吗

　　Now,are there air bags?

　　311

　　00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,530

　　你不需要安全气囊

　　You don't need air bags.

　　312

　　00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,130

　　要是哪个模拟货车和我追尾了

　　怎么办

　　What if a simulated van

　　rear-ends me?

　　313

　　00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:57,460

　　那我就用枕头给你脸一下

　　I'll hit you in the face with a pillow.

　　314

　　00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,630

　　好的

　　换到前进档

　　Okay,now shift into drive.

　　315

　　00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:08,830

　　慢慢开进车道

　　Pull out slowly into traffic.

　　316

　　00:15:11,430 --> 00:15:13,460

　　小心

　　看着行人

　　Watch out,watch,watch out for the pedestrians!

　　317

　　00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:14,960

　　天呢

　　Oh,god.

　　318

　　00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:16,560

　　等等

　　慢点

　　Wait-- slow--

　　319

　　00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:18,030

　　刹车

　　刹车

　　Hit the brakes! the brakes!

　　320

　　00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:31,760

　　谢了

　　Thank you.

　　321

　　00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,900

　　对不起

　　Sorry.

　　322

　　00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,560

　　抱歉

　　Excuse me.

　　323

　　00:15:39,130 --> 00:15:41,060

　　我的错

　　My bad.

　　324

　　00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:45,430

　　新手上路

　　Student driver.

　　325

　　00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,430

　　你怎么

　　How did you manage

　　326

　　00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:50,400

　　开到幽谷拱廊商场[洛城顶级六大室内商场之一]的二层楼上了

　　To get on the second floor of the glendale galleria?

　　327

　　00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:52,800

　　我不知道

　　I don't know.

　　328

　　00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:55,130

　　我原来在帕萨迪纳市的高速公路

　　出口处没出去

　　I was on the pasadena freeway. I missed my exit,

　　329

　　00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:58,200

　　冲出了天桥

　　之后就这样了

　　Flew off the overpass,and one thing led to another.

　　330

　　00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:03,200

　　也许你该休息一下

　　明天再练

　　Maybe you want to give it a rest and try again tomorrow.

　　331

　　00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:05,130

　　不用了

　　我不练了

　　No. I quit.

　　332

　　00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:15,730

　　宠物商店

　　Aw,the pet store.

　　333

　　00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:19,700

　　帮我谢谢沃罗威茨的软件

　　Remind me to compliment wolowitz on the software.

　　334

　　00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,600

　　里面内容非常详尽

　　It's amazingly detailed.

　　335

　　00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:25,360

　　那你就这样放弃了吗

　　Th

　　so wait,you're just gonna give up?

　　336

　　00:16:25,430 --> 00:16:27,260

　　不是

　　我没放弃

　　No,i'm not giving up.

　　337

　　00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:29,300

　　我从不放弃

　　I never give up.

　　338

　　00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,630

　　那你在干嘛

　　So,what is it you're doing?

　　339

　　00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,660

　　我就是

　　I'm...

　　340

　　00:16:33,730 --> 00:16:35,700

　　情况非常的好

　　Transcending the situation.

　　341

　　00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:43,160

　　很明显

　　我已经进化到不需要开车了

　　I'm clearly too evolved for driving.

　　342

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