高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第2季》中英双译3素材

　　生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕3

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　　亲爱的战友们

　　Fellow warriors,

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　　我是征服者谢耳朵

　　This is sheldor the conqueror.

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　　我们将要挺进阿克西多斯堡垒

　　We are about to enter axidus' fortress.

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　　这是一场持久战

　　请大家做好排尿工作

　　Now, this is a long run, so let's do another bladder check.

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　　好的

　　巴里

　　我们再等等你

　　All right, barry, we'll wait for you again,

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　　不过我建议你最好去看医生了

　　But you really

　　should see a doctor.

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　　谢耳朵暂时离开[网络用语]

　　Sheldor is afk.

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　　佩妮

　　你好像有什么困难的样子

　　Penny, are you experiencing some sort of difficulty?

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　　没错

　　我的门打不开了

　　Yes. I can't get

　　my stupid door open.

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　　你有没有意识到你是正在

　　You appear to have put

　　your car key

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　　用车钥匙开这扇门？

　　In the door lock-- are you aware of that?

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　　是的

　　Yeah.

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　　那好吧

　　All right, then.

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　　妈的

　　Damn it,

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　　妈的

　　妈的

　　妈的

　　Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!

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　　你能尽量不出声吗

　　Would it be possible for you to do this a little more quietly?

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　　这该死的钥匙拔不出来了

　　I can't get the damn key out.

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　　那是肯定的

　　你那扇门上的鲍尔温锁

　　Well, it's not surprising-- that baldwin lock on your door

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　　用的是传统的边缘齿

　　Uses traditional edge-mounted cylinders,

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　　而你那辆大众的钥匙

　　Whereas the key for your volkswagen

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　　用的是中间齿系统

　　Uses a center cylinder system.

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　　谢谢你

　　谢尔顿

　　Thank you, sheldon.

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　　别客气

　　You're welcome.

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　　那你到底干嘛

　　Why did you put

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　　要把汽车钥匙塞到门锁里去

　　Your car key in the door lock?

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　　想知道为什么吗

　　我来告诉你

　　今天我有一次试镜

　　Why? I'll tell you why-- because today I had an audition,

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　　我跑到那儿去花了两小时

　　It took me two hours

　　to get there,

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　　然后又等了一小时才轮到我

　　I waited an hour for my turn,

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　　而在我开始之前

　　And before I could even start,

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　　他们却告诉我

　　They told me

　　I looked too midwest

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　　我长得太中西部化了

　　For the part.

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　　太中西部化

　　这他妈的算什么意思

　　Too midwest-- what the hell

　　does that even mean?

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　　在美国中西部定居的人们

　　Well, the american midwest was mostly settled

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　　大多都是斯堪的纳维亚和日耳曼血统的

　　By scandinavian and germanic people.

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　　他们脸部的毛发结构是很有特色的

　　They have a characteristic facial bone structure...

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　　我知道这是什么意思

　　谢尔顿

　　I know what it means, sheldon!

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　　上帝啊

　　我来洛杉矶已经快两年了

　　God! you know, I have been in l.a. for almost two years now,

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　　还没演过一出戏

　　And I haven't gotten

　　a single acting job.

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　　我什么事业都没完成

　　I've accomplished nothing, haven't gotten

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　　工资也没涨

　　而且有六个月没做爱了

　　A raise at work, haven't

　　even had sex in six months,

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　　就刚才

　　我在上楼梯的时候

　　And just now, when I was

　　walking up those stairs,

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　　一只苍蝇飞进我嘴巴里

　　我居然把它吃下去了

　　A fly flew in my mouth

　　and I ate it!

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　　实际上昆虫是很多国家餐桌上的必备

　　Well, actually, insects are a dietary staple in many cultures.

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　　差不多就可以把它们看作蛋白质

　　They're almost pure protein.

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　　我草你娘的

　　Oh, son of a bitch!

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　　我认为是的那些冷冻食物的融化

　　I believe the condensation on your frozen foods

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　　削弱了你纸袋的强度

　　Weakened the structural integrity of the bag.

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　　我们还是回到你那钥匙的问题上吧

　　But returning to your key conundrum,

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　　你应该去叫一个锁匠

　　Perhaps you should call a locksmith

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　　-来帮你开门

　　-我叫过了

　　And have him

　　open the door for you. I did.

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　　他说他什么时候到就什么时候到

　　He said he'll get here

　　when he gets here.

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　　你是不是因为他给你重复而无意义的回答

　　And you're frustrated

　　because he phrased his reply

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　　-而变得如此癫狂

　　-没有

　　In the form of a meaningless tautology? no!

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　　我之所以这样是因为我的人生充满了失败

　　I am frustrated because I am a failure at everything

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　　还有我嘴巴里有苍蝇味道

　　And my breath smells like fly.

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　　不哭

　　There, there.

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　　你想到我们的屋子里等吗

　　Would you prefer to wait in our apartment?

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　　不

　　谢尔顿

　　我想坐在这冰冷的地板上

　　No, sheldon, I'd rather sit on this freezing-cold floor

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　　像三岁小孩一样哭

　　Sobbing like a three-year-old.

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　　那好吧

　　All right, then.

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　　看在上帝的份上

　　For heaven's sake.

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　　我还当我掌握到挖苦的窍门了呢

　　Just when I think I've gotten the hang of sarcasm.

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　　你随便坐

　　Make yourself comfortable.

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　　那里不行

　　Not there.

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　　谢耳朵回来了

　　Sheldor is back online.

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　　谢耳朵?

　　Sheldor?

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　　征服者

　　The conqueror.

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　　你在干嘛

　　What are you doing?

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　　暂时离开

　　Afk.

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　　我在玩科南时代

　　一个背景是

　　I'm playing age of conan,

　　an online multiplayer game

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　　罗伯特·E·霍华德科南野蛮时代的网络游戏

　　Set in the universe of robert e. howard's conan the barbarian.

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　　谢耳朵回来了

　　Sheldor back online.

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　　什么是"afk"

　　What's "afk"?

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　　Afk

　　Afk.

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　　暂时离开一下键盘

　　Away from keyboard.

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　　知晓了

　　Oh, I see.

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　　你那是代表什么意思

　　What does that stand for?

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　　知晓了

　　Oh, I see.

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　　我听见了

　　但那是代表什么

　　Yes, but what does it stand for?

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　　点击那只魔化的靴子

　　就能穿上了

　　Now, just click on the enchanted boots to put them on.

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　　等等啊

　　我能换一种颜色吗

　　Mm, I don't know-- can I see them in another color?

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　　点它就是了

　　Just click on them.

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　　祝贺你 你现在是一个3级的战士了

　　Yeah, congratulations. You are now a level-three warrior.

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　　-怎么回事

　　-莱纳德

　　What's going on? leonard,

　　guess what?

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　　我是一个3级战士了

　　I'm a level-three warrior.

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　　很好

　　Great.

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　　你知道你门外东西掉了一地么

　　Do you know there are groceries outside of your apartment?

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　　知道知道知道

　　Yeah, yeah, yeah. shh.

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　　我只是想告诉你

　　你的冰淇淋已经融化了

　　I only bring it up because your ice cream's melting

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　　而且招来了野生动物

　　And it's starting to attract wildlife.

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　　知道了

　　Uh-huh, yeah.

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　　我现在应该守在丛林里还是去海滩

　　Do I stay in the jungle or go towards the beach?

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　　无所谓

　　你现在的任务是找财宝

　　It doesn't matter-- right now; you're looking for treasure.

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　　等等

　　你去哪儿

　　Wait, wait, where are you going?

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　　不

　　不

　　没事

　　No, no. you're okay.

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　　如果你碰到鳄鱼

　　就用靴子踢它

　　If you run into crocodiles, just kick them with your boots.

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　　你能告诉我怎么了吗

　　You want to catch me up?

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　　好吧

　　Well, let's see, uh,

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　　她尝试用车钥匙来开门

　　She attempted to open her apartment with her car key

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　　因为她的脸太中西部化了

　　Because her face is overly midwestern, um...

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　　她六个月没做爱了

　　She hasn't had sex in six months...

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　　还有她吃了一只苍蝇

　　And she ate a fly.

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　　真的吗

　　六个月

　　Seriously?

　　six months?

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　　天呐

　　Oh, my god!

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　　一个财宝箱

　　我发财了

　　A treasure chest! I'm rich!

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　　才3级就觉得自己发财了

　　Level three, and she thinks she's rich.

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　　真是个新手

　　What a newb.

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　　好了

　　Okay...

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　　万事俱备

　　We're all set.

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　　开始吧

　　Let her rip.

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　　嗨

　　Hi.

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　　快看

　　这只是玉米淀粉和水

　　Check it out-- it's just

　　corn starch and water.

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　　它们组成

　　They make up

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　　非牛顿流体

　　也就是液体

　　A non-newtonian fluid, which is liquid,

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　　但是在音箱的冲击作用下呈现固态

　　But solid under the percussive action of the speaker.

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　　知道它的魅力所在了吧

　　That's what makes it get all funky.

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　　好吧

　　Yeah. okay.

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　　听着

　　我要和谢尔顿说两句

　　Uh, listen, I need to talk to sheldon.

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　　没有

　　她说的就是谢尔顿

　　No, that's what she said-- sheldon.

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　　我在游戏里

　　Okay, I'm in the game,

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　　我正在托泰吉岛探险

　　And I've been exploring the island of tortage,

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　　但我不知道怎么通过船长护卫

　　But I can't figure out how to get past the guard captain.

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　　你有魔剑么

　　Do you have the enchanted sword?

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　　没有

　　我有个铜匕首

　　No, no, I have a bronze dagger.

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　　你用铜匕首是打不过船长护卫的

　　You can't slay the guard captain with a bronze dagger.

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　　天呐

　　这跟你用车钥匙

　　My lord, it's like the car key

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　　开公寓的门一个道理

　　In your apartment door all over again.

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　　好吧

　　我怎么能得到那把剑

　　All right, how do I get the sword?

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　　你有没有去过米希拉神庙

　　Well, have you been to the temple of mishra?

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　　你是说山上那个

　　Is that the place on the hill with

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　　-门前站着好多诡异的牧师

　　-不对不对

　　-The weird priest in front of it? -no, no, no, it's...

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　　我的老天

　　还是给我吧

　　Oh, for god's sakes, gimme.

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　　谢谢

　　感激不尽

　　Thank you-- I really appreciate this.

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　　你必须学会

　　You're gonna have to learn

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　　自己做这些事

　　佩妮

　　To do these things for yourself, penny.

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　　别管我了

　　赶快给我把剑搞来

　　Don't patronize me-- just get the sword!

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　　有没有搞错

　　What the frack?

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　　我真晕

　　Beats me.

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　　他们昨天玩了一晚上

　　They were playing all last night, too.

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　　就像那种把两个不相干的人物扯到一起的恶搞动漫

　　It's like some kind of weird comic book crossover.

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　　就像绿巨人和薄荷佩蒂约会

　　Like if hulk were dating peppermint patty.

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　　我一直以为薄荷佩蒂是蕾丝边呢

　　I always thought peppermint patty was a lesbian.

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　　不

　　那是玛茜

　　No, that's marcie.

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　　薄荷佩蒂只是比较运动型

　　Peppermint patty's just athletic.

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　　好了

　　魔剑到手

　　There you go-- one enchanted sword.

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　　00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,260

　　好的

　　给我给我

　　All right, gimme, gimme, gimme.

　　147

　　00:07:55,330 --> 00:07:58,160

　　看我把那个船长守卫杀了的

　　I want to kill the guard captain.

　　148

　　00:07:59,330 --> 00:08:04,260

　　那个女孩真应该好好过日子

　　That girl needs to get a life.

　　149

　　00:08:15,530 --> 00:08:17,300

　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon?

　　150

　　00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:25,030

　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon...

　　151

　　00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:27,660

　　危险警报

　　Danger! danger!

　　152

　　00:08:27,730 --> 00:08:29,260

　　没事

　　是我佩妮

　　No danger--

　　it's just me, penny.

　　153

　　00:08:29,330 --> 00:08:30,030

　　听着

　　我现在25级了

　　Listen, I got to level 25

　　154

　　00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:31,860

　　然后到了紫莲花沼泽对吧

　　And reached purple lotus swamp, right?

　　155

　　00:08:31,930 --> 00:08:34,130

　　你在我的卧室里

　　You're in my bedroom.

　　156

　　00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,560

　　莱纳德给了我应急钥匙

　　Leonard gave me an emergency key.

　　157

　　00:08:36,630 --> 00:08:37,900

　　我的卧室不许外人进的

　　People can't be in my bedroom.

　　158

　　00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,000

　　那我们去客厅说吧

　　Well, can we go talk in the living room?

　　159

　　00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:42,230

　　但我没有穿睡裤

　　I'm not wearing pajama bottoms.

　　160

　　00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:44,160

　　为什么

　　Why not?

　　161

　　00:08:44,230 --> 00:08:46,000

　　我把葡萄汁洒上了

　　I spilled grape juice.

　　162

　　00:08:46,060 --> 00:08:47,890

　　那就穿别的睡裤啊

　　Well, wear different pajamas.

　　163

　　00:08:47,890 --> 00:08:50,660

　　我不能穿别的睡裤

　　这是我周一的睡裤

　　I can't wear different pajamas--

　　these are my monday pajamas.

　　164

　　00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:53,480

　　佩妮

　　我的卧室不许外人进的

　　Penny, people cannot be in my bedroom.

　　165

　　00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:57,460

　　好吧

　　你就告诉我

　　现在就去 黑色城堡探险是不是早了点

　　Okay, fine, just tell me, is it too soon to join a quest to the black castle?

　　166

　　00:08:57,460 --> 00:09:00,580

　　-有人邀请你去黑色城堡探险么

　　-没错

　　-You were invited on a quest to the black castle? -yeah, yeah.

　　167

　　00:09:00,580 --> 00:09:01,790

　　布达佩斯的几个人找我去的

　　By some guys in budapest.

　　168

　　00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:03,760

　　我就是不太确定我的人物该不该去

　　I'm just not sure it's the right move for my character.

　　169

　　00:09:03,830 --> 00:09:07,790

　　当然不该

　　你才 25级

　　Of course it's not--

　　you're only a level 25.

　　170

　　00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:10,830

　　这些匈牙利人 他们把你当龙的诱饵

　　These hungarians, they're just using you for dragon fodder.

　　171

　　00:09:10,890 --> 00:09:15,790

　　真的么

　　我怎么就信了 那群匈牙利蛮夷的呢

　　Really? boy, you'd think you could trust a horde of hungarian barbarians.

　　172

　　00:09:15,860 --> 00:09:21,070

　　拜托

　　佩妮

　　够了 我得睡觉了

　　Please, penny, enough. I have to sleep.

　　173

　　00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:24,970

　　好吧

　　你真强 谢谢

　　Okay, well, you were great. Thanks.

　　174

　　00:09:27,890 --> 00:09:32,360

　　莱纳德

　　不要进谢尔顿的房间 他没穿睡裤

　　Oh. hey, leonard. listen,

　　don't go in sheldon's room he's not wearing bottoms.

　　175

　　00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:40,890

　　谢尔顿

　　你愿意再提示我一下么

　　Sheldon, you want

　　to catch me up again?

　　176

　　00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,840

　　我今天很忙

　　People, I am very busy today.

　　177

　　00:09:44,900 --> 00:09:47,340

　　我知道

　　盖博豪斯博士

　　I realize that, dr. gablehauser,

　　178

　　00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,300

　　但作为系主任

　　But it is your job, as

　　head of the department,

　　179

　　00:09:49,370 --> 00:09:51,480

　　协调不同院系的矛盾是你的工作

　　To mediate all interdepartmental disputes.

　　180

　　00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,990

　　学校工作手册 第四章

　　第二节

　　University policy manual, chapter Four, Subsection Two:

　　181

　　00:09:53,990 --> 00:09:56,870

　　"协调院系间的矛盾"

　　"mediation of interdepartmental disputes."

　　182

　　00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:58,900

　　好吧

　　Fine.

　　183

　　00:09:58,970 --> 00:10:01,070

　　温克尔博士

　　Dr. winkle, what colorful name

　　184

　　00:10:01,140 --> 00:10:03,490

　　这次你又给库珀博士取什么外号了

　　Did you call dr. cooper this time?

　　185

　　00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:06,240

　　傻蛋博士

　　Dr. dumb-ass.

　　186

　　00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:10,300

　　库珀博士

　　温克尔博士道歉了

　　Dr. cooper, dr. winkle apologizes.

　　187

　　00:10: 10,300 --> 00:10:12,080

　　-不

　　我没有

　　-不

　　她没有

　　No, I don't. no, she doesn't.

　　188

　　00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:13,500

　　问题是这样

　　Here's the problem.

　　189

　　00:10:13,570 --> 00:10:15,370

　　我很明确地做了登记

　　I was clearly signed up

　　190

　　00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,770

　　来使用博克曼实验室204室的主机

　　To use the mainframe in buckman 204,

　　191

　　00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,470

　　而温克尔博士却粗暴地

　　And dr. winkle just wantonly

　　192

　　00:10:18,540 --> 00:10:19,940

　　把它们都撕了下来

　　Ripped the sign-up sheet off the wall.

　　193

　　00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,040

　　那甚至都不是正式的登记表格

　　It wasn't even an official sign-up sheet.

　　194

　　00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:23,740

　　他自己打印出来

　　He printed it himself, and he put his name down

　　195

　　00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,270

　　在每一个机位都写上自己的名字

　　使用六个月

　　On every slot for the next six months.

　　196

　　00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:29,310

　　如果保证学校的资源 不被浪费在

　　If it is a crime to ensure that the university's resources

　　197

　　00:10:29,310 --> 00:10:32,300

　　追逐亚原子界的野鹅敢死队

　　是有罪的话

　　Are not being squandered chasing subatomic wild geese,

　　198

　　00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:35,470

　　那么我承认我错了

　　Then I plead guilty.

　　199

　　00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,860

　　-佩妮! -你要接那个电话么

　　库珀博士

　　-Oh, penny! -do you need To get that, dr. cooper?

　　200

　　00:10:39,860 --> 00:10:42,640

　　-才不

　　-别关机啊

　　-God, no. -Well, don't turn it off,

　　201

　　00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:44,100

　　你可能会错过诺贝尔委员会

　　You might miss your call from the nobel committee

　　202

　　00:10:44,170 --> 00:10:46,400

　　提名你为年度荣誉傻蛋

　　Letting you know you've been nominated

　　203

　　00:10:46,470 --> 00:10:48,700

　　的通知

　　As dumb-ass laureate of the year.

　　204

　　00:10:48,770 --> 00:10:51,000

　　是么

　　Oh, yeah? well...

　　205

　　00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:53,740

　　那你连提名都不会被提名

　　You wouldn't even be nominated.

　　206

　　00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:58,740

　　盖博豪斯博士

　　我需要运行

　　Dr. gablehauser,

　　I have a series

　　207

　　00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,670

　　一系列重要的模拟和计算

　　Of important calculations

　　and simulations to run.

　　208

　　00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:03,270

　　而她只是简化一些毫无关系的数据

　　All she's doing is reducing irrelevant data

　　209

　　00:11:03,340 --> 00:11:04,540

　　然后嘲笑

　　And making a mock...

　　210

　　00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:05,870

　　抱歉

　　Excuse me.

　　211

　　00:11:05,870 --> 00:11:07,420

　　盖博豪斯

　　Gablehauser.

　　212

　　00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:10,380

　　打给你的

　　It's for you.

　　213

　　00:11:13,410 --> 00:11:14,800

　　喂

　　Hello?

　　214

　　00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,330

　　佩妮

　　现在不方便说话

　　Penny, this is not a good time.

　　215

　　00:11:18,490 --> 00:11:22,390

　　不

　　我跟你说过 你还不能去焚灵圣殿

　　No, I told you, you're not prepared for the sanctum of burning souls.

　　216

　　00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,800

　　你得组个至少5人的队去

　　You need to be in a group of at least five for that quest

　　217

　　00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,460

　　1个35级的医师

　　And one should be a level 35 healer.

　　218

　　00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:29,910

　　佩妮

　　我不能上线帮你

　　Penny, I can't log on and help you.

　　219

　　00:11:31,220 --> 00:11:32,650

　　等我回家再说

　　We'll talk when I get home.

　　220

　　00:11:38,890 --> 00:11:41,140

　　我没沉迷网游

　　对吧

　　I'm not getting the computing time, am i?

　　221

　　00:11:41,140 --> 00:11:43,100

　　傻蛋

　　Dumb-ass.

　　222

　　00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:50,890

　　莱纳德

　　你得想办法解决佩妮

　　Leonard, you have to do something about penny.

　　223

　　00:11:50,890 --> 00:11:52,350

　　她妨碍我睡觉

　　She is interfering with my sleep,

　　224

　　00:11:52,350 --> 00:11:53,760

　　她妨碍我工作

　　She's interfering with my work,

　　225

　　00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:56,530

　　我生活中要是还有其他重要面

　　And if I had another significant aspect of my life,

　　226

　　00:11:56,530 --> 00:11:58,190

　　我肯定她也会参一脚

　　I'm sure she'd be interfering with that, too.

　　227

　　00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:02,010

　　为什么要我想办法

　　Why should I do something?

　　228

　　00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:04,540

　　-是你教她网游的

　　-没错

　　You're the one who introduced

　　her to online gaming. yes,

　　229

　　00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:07,100

　　但她刚搬来时

　　是你去招惹她的

　　But you're the one who said hello to her when she moved in.

　　230

　　00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:10,040

　　要是你当时克制自己

　　If you'd simply restrained yourself,

　　231

　　00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,260

　　就不会发生这些事了

　　None of this would be happening.

　　232

　　00:12:12,670 --> 00:12:14,190

　　干嘛不直接跟她说别烦你

　　Why don't you just tell her to leave you alone?

　　233

　　00:12:14,190 --> 00:12:15,920

　　我跟她说了

　　I did, I told her,

　　234

　　00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,550

　　我发信息给她

　　我发了个斩钉截铁的Twitter邮件[即时信息]

　　I texted her, I sent out a very emphatic twitter.

　　235

　　00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:20,570

　　就连我的Facebook状态都改成

　　I even changed my facebook status to

　　236

　　00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:22,830

　　希望佩妮勿扰的谢尔顿·库珀

　　"sheldon cooper wishes penny would leave him alone."

　　237

　　00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:23,930

　　我不知道还能怎么办

　　I don't know what else to do.

　　238

　　00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:27,230

　　那我又能做什么

　　Well, what am I supposed to do?

　　239

　　00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:29,190

　　我不知道

　　但如果你不想点主意

　　I don't know, but if you don't figure something out,

　　240

　　00:12:29,190 --> 00:12:32,340

　　我警告你

　　我会变得相当难相处

　　I warn you, I shall become very difficult to live with.

　　241

　　00:12:34,150 --> 00:12:36,760

　　你是说直到现在

　　我们都体验着

　　You mean up until now we've been experiencing

　　242

　　00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,290

　　快乐

　　祥和的谢尔顿

　　The happy, fun-time Sheldon?

　　243

　　00:12:39,460 --> 00:12:41,210

　　-没错

　　-我这就跟她谈

　　Yes. I'll go talk to her.

　　244

　　00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:45,040

　　不

　　德国佬

　　我要你帮我防侧面

　　No, fritz, I need you on my flank.

　　245

　　00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:47,660

　　不

　　我不会说德语

　　No, I don't know german.

　　246

　　00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:49,030

　　侧面

　　侧面[伪德语]

　　Flankenzei, flankenzei.

　　247

　　00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:54,080

　　-佩妮

　　-忙呢

　　Hey, Penny.Busy.

　　248

　　00:12:55,170 --> 00:12:56,210

　　我看到了

　　Yeah, I see that.

　　249

　　00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:57,630

　　你不是要上班吗

　　Shouldn't you be at work?

　　250

　　00:12:57,630 --> 00:12:58,700

　　我周一不上班

　　I don't work on mondays.

　　251

　　00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:00,640

　　今天是周四

　　It's thursday.

　　252

　　00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,650

　　这样的

　　佩妮

　　Listen, Penny...

　　253

　　00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:05,760

　　珀涅罗珀女王[奥德赛的妻子]

　　暂时离开

　　Queen penelope, afk.

　　254

　　00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,050

　　干嘛

　　What...?

　　255

　　00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,280

　　是这样的

　　Here's the thing.

　　256

　　00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:16,480

　　有时候

　　有些人

　　好人

　　Sometimes people, good people,

　　257

　　00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:17,920

　　他们开始玩网游

　　Yeah, they start playing these games

　　258

　　00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:18,600

　　然后发现自己

　　And they find themselves--

　　259

　　00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,410

　　非自己过失

　　不知不觉地

　　Through no fault of their own--

　　260

　　00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:22,520

　　有点

　　上瘾了

　　You know, kind of...addicted.

　　261

　　00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:25,150

　　明白

　　我快升级了

　　Yeah, get to the point.I'm about to level up here.

　　262

　　00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:27,050

　　只是如果一个人

　　It's just if a person doesn't have

　　263

　　00:13:27,050 --> 00:13:28,850

　　在现实生活中缺乏成就感

　　A sense of achievement in their real life,

　　264

　　00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,740

　　就很容易在虚拟世界迷失自我

　　It's easy to lose themselves in a virtual world

　　265

　　00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:32,880

　　他们在那只能得到假的成就感

　　Where they can get a false sense of accomplishment.

　　266

　　00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,320

　　对

　　唏哩哗啦

　　好了

　　小子们

　　Yeah, jabber, jabber, jabber.okay, boys,

　　267

　　00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,610

　　珀涅罗珀女王归队了

　　Queen penelope's back online.

　　268

　　00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:39,820

　　佩妮

　　你

　　Penny, you've got...

　　269

　　00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,120

　　头发上有奇多[一种零食]

　　Cheetos in your hair.

　　270

　　00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,530

　　谢谢

　　Oh. thanks.

　　271

　　00:13:57,190 --> 00:13:59,480

　　佩妮

　　又是我

　　莱纳德

　　Hey, Penny, it's me again, Leonard.

　　272

　　00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:02,310

　　莱纳德

　　我说了没时间

　　Leonard, I said not now.

　　273

　　00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:04,490

　　我知道

　　我只是有点担心你

　　I know, I'm just a little concerned about you.

　　274

　　00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:05,770

　　我说了没时间

　　I said not now!

　　275

　　00:14:05,770 --> 00:14:07,270

　　好吧

　　以后说吧

　　Okay, maybe later.

　　276

　　00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:10,830

　　伙计们

　　Hey, guys.

　　277

　　00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:13,150

　　他怎么了

　　Hey, what's with him?

　　278

　　00:14:13,150 --> 00:14:15,150

　　佩妮晚上一直烦他

　　Penny's been keeping him up at night.

　　279

　　00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:18,450

　　我也是

　　Me, too.

　　280

　　00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:24,730

　　但用另一种方式

　　But probably in a different way.

　　281

　　00:14:25,510 --> 00:14:27,340

　　她迷上柯南时代

　　She's gotten really hooked on age of conan.

　　282

　　00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:28,570

　　一直在玩

　　没停过

　　She's playing nonstop.

　　283

　　00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:30,600

　　对

　　沉溺网游

　　Ah, yes, online gaming addiction.

　　284

　　00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,810

　　没什么比

　　There's nothing worse than having

　　285

　　00:14:31,810 --> 00:14:34,530

　　被多玩家高手追在后面更糟的

　　That multi-player monkey on your back.

　　286

　　00:14:35,410 --> 00:14:37,180

　　谢尔顿

　　醒醒

　　Sheldon, wake up!

　　287

　　00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,640

　　危险

　　危险

　　Danger! danger!

　　288

　　00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:41,790

　　中午好

　　男士们

　　Afternoon, men.

　　289

　　00:14:41,790 --> 00:14:43,300

　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon.

　　290

　　00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:45,660

　　行啊

　　Oh, yeah?

　　291

　　00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:47,200

　　你想通过把我从成人男性里排除

　　Well, your attempt at juvenilizing me

　　292

　　00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,540

　　抑制我成长

　　只是

　　By excluding me from the set of adult males, just...

　　293

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　　我累得吵不出来了

　　Oh, I'm too tired to do this.

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　　对

　　我听说你通宵和 中土大陆娃娃夜战

　　Right.I heard you've been pulling all-nighters with middle earth barbie.

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　　她跑到我房间里

　　She comes into my room.

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　　没人能随便进我房间

　　No one's supposed to be in my room.

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　　00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:04,370

　　我觉得她只是逃到网络世界

　　I would postulate that she's escaping into the online world

　　298

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　　以弥补她的性挫折

　　To compensate for her sexual frustration.

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　　我也是这样

　　I do that, too.

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　　但用另一种方式

　　But probably in a different way.

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　　不是这样的

　　莱斯利

　　That's not what she's doing, Leslie.

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　　她只是想拾回她的自尊心

　　She's just trying to shore up her self-esteem.

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　　跟性没关系

　　It has nothing to do with sex.

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　　任何事物都和性有关

　　Everything has to do with sex.

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　　正确

　　Mm, testify.

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　　我不会碰它的

　　I'm not touching that.

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　　莱斯利

　　你扯太远了

　　Leslie, you are way off base here.

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　　等等

　　莱纳德 虽然我藐视莱斯利的科学家身份

　　Hang on, leonard. While I have no respect for Leslie as a scientist

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　　或者做人这点

　　Or a human being,for that matter,

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　　我们必须 承认她在滥交和随便的性爱领域中

　　We have to concede her undeniable expertise in the interrelated fields

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　　不可否认的经验

　　Of promiscuity and general sluttiness.

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　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

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　　我是说那个小叮当[小飞侠里面的小精灵]只是需要一点慰藉

　　My point is that tinker bell just needs to get her some.

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　　一些什么 哦

　　知道了

　　一些性事

　　Some what? Oh, yes, some sexual intercourse.

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　　我主动献身

　　I'll take the bullet.

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　　不好意思

　　这主意太馊了

　　Excuse me, this whole idea is insane.

　　317

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　　别争了

　　我准备采取行动了

　　Enough debate, I'm going to take action.

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　　打扰一下

　　Excuse me.

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　　你目前有固定性关系吗

　　Are you currently involved in a sexual relationship?

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