生活大爆炸第1季中英字幕17
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我 的 字 是谢尔顿
Wo de zing shi sheldon.
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不
应该是
Non, c'est...
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我 的 名 字 是谢尔顿
Wo de ming zi shi sheldon.
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我 的 名 字 是谢尔顿
Wo de ming zi shi sheldon.
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这算什么?
What's this?
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你不是这么做的嘛
That's what you did.
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我以为在某些语言里
I assumed, as in a number of languages,
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手势也是表达的一部分
That the gesture was part of the phrase.
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不是
Well, it's not.
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我又怎么知道?
作为老师
你有义务
How am I supposed to know that? as the teacher, it's your obligation
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把个人习惯从教学过程中排除
To separate your personal idiosyncrasies from the subject matter.
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你知道
我真的很高兴你决定学习普通话
You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn mandarin.
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-为什么?
-一旦你学得溜了
-why? -once you're fluent,
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你就又多了十几亿的人去烦
我就解放了
You'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
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梅毒驴子
Mei du lui zi.
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你刚才叫莱纳德是个得了梅毒的驴子
You just called leonard a syphilitic donkey.
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向你道歉
My apologies,
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我的水平只是和老师一样好
I'm only as good as my teacher.
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你为什么要学中文?
Why are you learning chinese?
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我认为四川菜馆故意用
I believe the szechuan palace has been passing off
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香橙鸡丁来假冒陈皮鸡丁
所以我要去对峙
Orange chicken as tangerine chicken and I intend to confront them.
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如果我是你
我会更关心
If I were you, I'd be more concerned
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他们是拿什么假冒了鸡丁
About what they are passing off as chicken.
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-我要用一下你们的窗户
-随意
-i need to use your window. -sure, go ahead.
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不要脸的
你落了ipod
Hey, jerk face, you forgot your ipod!
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-怎么了这是
-我来告诉你这是怎么了
-what's going on? -i'll tell you what's going on.
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那自恋的蠢蛋把我们的性生活写进了博客里
That stupid self-centered bastar wrote about our sex life in his blog.
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去死吧
你个自恋的蠢蛋!
Drop dead, you stupid self-centered bastard!
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谢谢
Thank you.
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好吧
我们讲到哪儿了
Okay, where were we?
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别急
我要先搜索一个博客
Not now, I have a blog to find.
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天才也性感 第一季 第17集 (本季完)
The Big Bang Theory S01E17 (Finale)
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佩妮
你还好吧
Penny, are you okay?
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我很好
莱纳德
你走吧
I'm fine, leonard. just go away!
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我知道分手会让人很难过...
I understand that breaking up with someone can be very painful...
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-给我走!
-好吧
开心点
再见
-go away! -okay, feel better! bye!
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她不想说话
She doesn't want to talk.
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没什么惊讶的
佩妮的情感来自于
Not surprising. penny's emotional response is originated
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最原始的脑部
也就是扁桃形结构
In the primitive portion of the brain, known as the amygdala.
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然而话语功能处于最后发育的
While speech is centered in the
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新大脑皮质中心位置
Much more recently developed neo-cortex.
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前者可以轻易统治后者
The former can easily overpower the latter,
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科学已经证实这就是
Giving scientific credence to
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"无话可说"的概念
The notion of being "rendered speechless."
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或者她就是不想说话
Or maybe she just doesn't want to talk.
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看
我捡到了一个ipod
Look, I found an ipod!
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都摔得不成样子了
你打算怎么处理
It's smashed beyond repair. what are you gonna do with it?
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还能怎么办
贴个"九成新"的标签上eBay卖了
What else? sell it on ebay as "slightly used."
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是佩妮男朋友的
他们分手了
It was penny's boyfriend's, they broke up.
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很显然
他把他们私人生活的细节放在了
Apparently, he posted intimate details of their physical relationship
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他的博客上
可我却怎么都找不到
On his blog which I cannot find anywhere.
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我要回去再试着和她聊聊
I'm gonna go back and try talking to her again.
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好主意
坐在她身旁
Good idea, sit with her.
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抱着她
安慰她
Hold her, comfort her.
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如果你觉得时机不错
And if the moment feels right,
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看看可不可以趁虚而入
See if you can cop a feel.
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我才不会趁人之危
霍华德
I'm not going to do that, howard.
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我倒完全没意识到现在
I'm not aware of a new social
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有什么要求你进行干预和调解的社交习俗
Convention that requires you to intervene at all.
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那么处在痛苦中的少女呢
What about damsel in distress?
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1937年上映美国电影 歌舞/爱情/喜剧
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12世纪骑士的行为准则?
又不是现在
Twelfth century code of chivalry? not exactly current.
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你还必须要先成为骑士才可以这么做
You'd also have to be knighted for that to apply.
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我才不管
她很难过
我要过去
I don't care. she's upset, I'm going over there.
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记得在手上坐一会
让它们暖和一点
Remember to sit on your hands a bit, so they're warm.
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我是她朋友
I'm her friend.
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我不会在她正脆弱的时候去利用她
I'm not going to take advantage of her vulnerability.
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你的意思是
如果在绝望之极时
So you're saying, if in the depths of despair,
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她主动向你投怀送抱
She throws herself at you and demands you take her,
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当时当下
你就头不回走人?
Right there, right now, you'll just walk away?
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我说我是她朋友
又不是同志朋友
I said I'm her friend, not her gay friend.
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听着
我知道你不想说话...
Listen, I know you said you didn't want to talk...
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-我不想
-对不起
-i don't. -sorry.
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-等等
-等等?
你说"等等"?
-wait! -wait? did you say "wait"?
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跟我说实话
Tell me the truth.
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我是不是那种整天跟大混蛋在一起的傻瓜
Am I just an idiot who picks giant losers?
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那么我就是跟好人在一起
然后把他们都变成了混蛋
So I pick good guys but turn them into losers.
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当然不是
of course not.
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非此即彼
到底是哪个
It's gotta be one or the other. which is it?
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抱歉
是哪两个选项来着?
I'm sorry, what were the choices again?
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我真的以为麦克与众不同
I really thought mike was different.
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我以为他...
I thought he was...
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体贴
又聪明
Sensitive and smart,
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我不是指你那种聪明
是普通不吓人的那种
I mean, not you smart, normal non-freaky smart.
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是
是
当然
Yeah, no, sure.
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现在他跑过来羞辱我
And then he just goes and has to humiliate me
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在博客上写些关于我的东西让全世界的人来看
By writing about me on his blog so the entire world can read it.
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跟你说吧
那博客不容易被找到的
I tell you, it's not all that easy to find.
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真的?
跟我要好的同事看到了
我姐姐看到了
Really? my friends at work found it, my sister found it.
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从电子邮件来看
一些在密歇根州
Judging by my email, a number of prisoners
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监狱里的牢犯也看到了
At the michigan state penitentiary found it.
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那家伙究竟写了什么
What exactly did this guy write?
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我不是说想知道你性生活的细节
只是想...
Not that I need to know the details of your sex life. I just thought...
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算了
Never mind.
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不用
No, you know what?
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你可以去看
所有人都看了
去吧
You might as well read it. everybody else has. go ahead.
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上帝
我感觉被如此地出卖和羞辱
Oh, god, I just feel so betrayed and embarrassed!
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只想钻进洞里然后死去
I just want to crawl into a hole and die!
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你看
这其实没那么糟糕
Okay. well, you know, this isn't that bad.
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只是描绘了一幅
It just paints the picture
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浓情蜜意的女人
Of a very affectionate woman,
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在非传统地点场合
Who's open to expressing her affection
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开放地表达她的情感
In non-traditional locales.
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天啊
Oh, god!
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电梯里
公园里
Elevators, parks,
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电影院里
Movie theaters.
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好奇问一下
Out of curiosity,
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这里的"地铁"是指交通运输系统
Is this "subway" the transportation system
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还是那个叫"地铁"的三明治店?
Or subway the sandwich shop?
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三明治店
Sandwich shop.
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这是不是违反了卫生许可啊
Doesn't that violate the health code?
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没有
在那里我们只是亲热了一下
No, at the sub shop we were only making out.
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我是想说
But my point is that
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你完全没有理由觉得尴尬啊
You have absolutely no reason to be embarrassed.
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真的吗?
你是不是认为我反应太过了?
Really? do you think I overreacted?
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-可能有一点
-我确实经常这样
我是个容易过激的人
-maybe a little. -because I do that. I do overreact.
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也许我应该打电话跟麦克道歉
Maybe I should call mike and apologize.
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你这样反应就变成太不过了
That would be under-reacting.
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他确实把卧室里的隐私都暗示出来了
He did break the implied confidentiality of the bedroom.
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在你的橱里
电梯
公园
还有在快餐店
And in your case, the elevator, parks and fast food franchise.
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你说得对
我就应该说"我跟他玩完了"
You're right. I should just say "i am done with him."
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对
你就该这么说
说吧
Yes, you should. go ahead, say it.
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但是我还没有给这个男人解释的机会
But I never gave the man a chance to explain.
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有什么好解释的
What is there to explain?
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都写在这里了
It's all right here.
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出卖啊!
The betrayal!
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不
你一开始是对的
No, you were right the first time.
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这个男人只是用他自己那种很傻的办法爱着我
This is a man who loves me, but in his own stupid way,
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只是在向世人宣告他的感受
Which is trying to sw w people how he feels.
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我很肯定我没这么说
I'm pretty sure I never said that.
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是
你做得更了不起
No, you did better than that.
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你让我自己发现了这个事实
You helped me see it on my own.
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我真棒啊
Oh, good for me.
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你去哪儿
Where are you going?
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我去麦克那儿
I'm going over to mike's.
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莱纳德
太感谢你了
Leonard, thank you so much.
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没事
Oh, sure.
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也许我真是她的同性恋朋友
Huh, maybe I am her gay friend.
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霍华德
我想我还需要继续上中文课
Howard, I'm going to nd d another mandarin lesson.
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很显然
那些人还是
I obviously didn't make
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听不懂我在说什么
My point with those people.
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谢尔顿
看在老天的份上
For god's sake, sheldon,
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如果你不喜欢陈皮鸡丁
If you don't like the ngngerine chicken,
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就不要点陈皮鸡丁
Don't order the tangerine chicken.
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我喜欢吃陈皮鸡丁
I like tangerine chicken,
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只是他们给我的压根不是陈皮鸡丁
I'm just not getting tangerine chicken.
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能不能聊点别的?
Can we please change the subject?
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当然
Sure.
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我们聊聊你是怎么
Ll us again how you screwed up
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让佩妮回到她前男友身边的吧
And got penny back together witherer old boyfriend.
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扔你的骰子
Just roll the dice.
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"被魔术师俘虏
"enslaved by warlocks.
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只有掷出二
四
六才可以离开"
Stay here until you roll two, four or six."
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她本来在生他的气的!
She was mad at him!
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她本来跟他玩完了!
She was done with him!
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这段感情已经是不可能挽回的了
E e relationship was broken beyond repair,
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而我跑过去
让他们和好了
And I walked over there, and I fixed it.
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天啊
这个故事真是越听越精彩...
Boy, that story gets better every time you hear ..
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实际上
我觉得前两个版本
Actually, I thought the first two renditions
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要吸引人得多
Were far more compelling.
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之前
我对那个叫莱纳德的角色是报以同情
Previously, I felt sympathy for the leonard character,
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现在我只是觉得他很怨妇
Now I just find him to be whiny and annoying.
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吃你的陈皮鸡丁去
Eat your tangerine chicken.
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我也想吃啊
可我这根本不是陈皮鸡丁
I'd love to, but I don' have tangerine chicken.
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非常感谢你愚蠢的建议!
Thank you so much for your stupid advice!
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不可思议
Incredible.
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你把搞砸的事情又搞砸了
You managed to screw up the screw-up.
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我又来了
I'm back.
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对不起
刚才我吼你了
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
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又不是你的错
It's not your fault.
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怎么啦
What happened?
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我去麦克那想跟他和好
Well, I went over to mike's to make up with him.
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是
不用说
我知道这部分
Yeah. no, I know that part.
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但他已经有新欢了
But he had already moved on.
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已经?
好快啊
Already? that was quick.
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我就是这么对
That's what I said to the woman
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那个把脚缠在他脖子上的女人说的
Who had her legs wrapped around his neck!
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佩妮
我也很难过
Oh, penny, I am so sorry.
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他怎么能这样?!
How could he do that?!
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你要知道
你把他80G的IPOD给了...
Well, you know, you did throw an 80-gig ipod...
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对呀
他怎么能这样对你
Yeah, no, how could he do that?
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我发誓我再也不跟这样的男人交往了
I swear to god I am done with guys like that.
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那种身材好
发型帅
有钱的男人
You know, macho with the perfect body and the hair and the money.
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是
他们肯定老得很快
Yeah, that must get old quick.
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你知道吗
这一次
You know, just once
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我真的想和一个
I would like to go out with someone
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善良诚实
真正关心我的人约会
Who is nice and honest and who actually cares about me.
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我怎么样?
What about me?
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你什么怎么样?
What about you what?
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你和我约会怎么样?
What about if you went out with me?
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你是在约我出去?
Are you asking me out?
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是
我是
Um, yes, I am...
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在约你出去
Asking you out.
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我只是顺着你的话在说...
I was just going off your comment about the nice guy...
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-我明白
-诚实啊什么的
No, I know, I got that. you know, and honest.
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对啊
Yeah, totally.
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...没有什么的
So, but... it's no big deal.
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好
Yes.
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好什么?
Yes what?
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好
我愿意和你去约会
Yes, I will go out with you.
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真的吗?
Really?
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是
Yeah.
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有什么不可以的
Why not?
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我已经倾尽所有了
I mean, what do I have to lose?
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确实
Yeah.
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就该这样想
That's the spirit.
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给我看你们的陈皮
Show me your citrus peels.
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给我看你们的陈皮
Gay wo k n ni de jud zi pee.
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给我看你们的陈皮
Show me your citrus peels.
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给我看你们的陈皮
Gay wo kan ni de jud zi pee.
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-给我看你们的
-谢尔顿?
Show me your... sheldon?
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哎呀
吓死我了
Ai yah!xia si wo le
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我很抱歉
I'm sorry.
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你有时间吗(second还有次等的意思)
Look, do you have a second?
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次等的什么
内衣?
A second what, pair of underwear?
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我是在问你是否有空和我聊聊
I was just wondering if I could talk to you.
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是关于莱纳德
It's about leonard.
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为什么和我聊
Why me?
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为什么不和库萨帕里或者沃尔维茨聊
Why not koothrappali or wolowitz?
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拉杰不能和我说话
除非他喝醉了
Well, raj can't talk to me unless he's drunk,
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而沃尔维茨
你知道的
他令人恶心
And wolowitz is, you know, disgusting.
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是的
我也这么认为
Yes, I suppose he is
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我想说的是
你最了解莱纳德了
All I'm saying is, you know leordrd the best.
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不一定
Not necessarily.
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我常会惊讶于
I'm often surprised
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自己对莱纳德了解的匮乏
By my lack of familiarity with leonard.
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前几天我发现
Just the other day I discovered
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他不仅有丝瓜络
He not only has a loofah,
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而且还藏起来
He hides it.
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你说为什么一个男人会为使用丝瓜络而感到羞耻
Why do you suppose a man would be ashamed of having a loofah?
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我个人来说
更乐于让自己的上皮细胞
I, myself, prefer to have my excess epithelial cells
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自然脱落
但是我也不责备
Slough off naturally, but I d't condemn
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那些试图加速这个过程的人
Those who seek to accelerate the process.
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...而且直到最近我才知道
...and until recently I had no idea
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尽管他对乳糖过敏
That despite his lactose intolerance,
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但他吃少量不含脂的冰淇淋
He can tolerate small amounts of non-fat ice cream
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却不会产生在我看来
Without producing a noxious gas that I maintain,
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如果适当浓缩
可以成为生化武器的有毒气体
In the right concentration, could be weaponize
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莱纳德可能会回来
Leonard might come home.
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能去我屋里聊吗
Can we talk in my apartment?
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我们还没聊完?
We're not done?
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没有
No.
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那好吧
Eh, why not?
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反正我们已经穿过镜子了(源于"爱丽丝镜中奇遇记")
We're already through the looking glass anyway.
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好
事情是这样的
Okay, so here's the thing...
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我想你已经知道
莱纳德向我开口了
I guess you're aware that leonard asked me out.
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他虽然事实上什么都没有说
Well, he didn't actually say anything,
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但他回到房间后
But when he came back to the apartment
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跳起了一支让人能联想起
He was doing a dance that brought to mind
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幻想曲里那只开心河马的舞蹈
The happy hippos in fantasia.
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他真好
Oh, that's nice.
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无论如何
我想和你说的是
Anyhow, the thing I wanted to talk to you about
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你知道
自从我和莱纳德成为朋友以来...
Is, you know, since leonard and I have become friends...
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我只是...
I was just...
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你要坐下来吗
You want to sit down?
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能那样简单就好了
Oh, I wish it were that simple.
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我没在这里待过多久
See, I don't spend much time here,
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所以我还从来没有选过一个地方来坐
And so I've never really chosen a place to sit.
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那选吧
Well, choose.
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这里有许许多多的选择
而且...
There are a number of options, and...
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我真的不够熟悉座垫的密度
I'm really not familiar enough with the cushion densities,
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气流模式和阳光的散射
Air flow patterns and dispersion of sunlight
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来以便做出一个理性的选择
To make an informed choice.
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好吧
那你就任意选一处坐
All right.why don't you just pick one at random
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如果你不喜欢
下次来再换一个地方
And if you don't like it you can sit somewhere else next time.
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不
不
那样太疯狂了
No, no. that's crazy.
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你继续说
我一边听一边找
You go ahead and talk while I figure it out.
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好吧
Okay.
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是这样的
Um, here's the thing.
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我已经知道
So I've known for a while now
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莱纳德他有点
That leonard has had
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喜欢我...
A little crush on me...
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有点喜欢?
A little crush?
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我想是的...就像斯巴达王墨涅劳斯
Well, I suppose so--in the same way menelaus
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有点喜欢特洛伊的海伦一样
Had a "little crush" on helen of troy.
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好吧
我不知道这些人是谁
但...
All right, yeah, I don't really know who they are, but...
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墨涅劳斯是阿迦门农的兄弟...
Well, menelaus was the brother of agamemnon...
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不用了
不用了
听着
I don't care. I don't care. listen.
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我要说的是
The point is,
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莱纳德不是那种经常会和我约会的人
Leonard isn't the kind of guy I usually go out with.
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莱纳德不是那种经常会和任何人约会的人
Leonard isn't the kind of guy anyone usually goes out with.
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你是否介意把沙发顺时针旋转30度
Would you be open to rotating the couch clockwise 30 degrees?
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不行
我想说的是
No. what I'm saying is
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莱纳德与其他人不同可能是件好事
Leonard might be different in a good way.
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很明显
我平时的选择都不怎么的好
Obviously, my usual choices have not worked out so well.
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你上一个对库萨帕里来说很好
Your last one worked out well for koothrappali.
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00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:03,840
他得到了一个免费的ipod
He got a free ipod.
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刺眼
Oh, glare.
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但换个角度来说
如果和莱纳德进展不顺利
On the other hand, if things don't go well with leonard,
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我可能会失去一个很好的朋友
I risk losing a really good friend.
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我意思是
他不会是一时放纵的人
I mean, I'm guessing he's not looking for a fling.
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他是那种陷入一段感情后会持续
He's the kind of guy that gets into a relationship
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我不知道
可能你会说
光年
For, I don't know, like you would say, light years.
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我不会那么说
I would not say that.
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没有人
No one
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会那么说
Would say that.
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光年是一个距离单位而不是一个时间单位
A light year is a unit of distance not time.
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谢谢你的说明
Thank you for the clarification.
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通风口
Draft.
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人们听到年这个词的时候
See, people hear the word "year"
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他们想到的是持续的一段时间
And they think duration.
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"尺磅"也有这样的问题...
"foot-pound" has the same problem--
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它是一个能量单位
而不是一个重量单位
That's a unit of work, not of weight.
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没错
谢谢
Right. thanks.
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这是常识性错误
It's common mistake.
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这不是我今天犯的第一个错了
Not the first one I've made today.
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好
Okay.
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我觉得这就是我的座位了
I think this will be my seat.
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谢尔顿
你有什么可以说的吗
Sheldon, do you have anything to say
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任何内容
你知道
That has anything to do with, you know,
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只要和我在说的有关的
What I'm talking about?
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好
让我想想
Well, let's see...
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我们也许可以参考"薛定谔猫"
We might cononsider schrodinger's cat.
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