高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第1季》中英双译17素材

　　生活大爆炸第1季中英字幕17

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　　我 的 字 是谢尔顿

　　Wo de zing shi sheldon.

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　　不

　　应该是

　　Non, c'est...

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　　我 的 名 字 是谢尔顿

　　Wo de ming zi shi sheldon.

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　　我 的 名 字 是谢尔顿

　　Wo de ming zi shi sheldon.

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　　这算什么?

　　What's this?

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　　你不是这么做的嘛

　　That's what you did.

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　　我以为在某些语言里

　　I assumed, as in a number of languages,

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　　手势也是表达的一部分

　　That the gesture was part of the phrase.

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　　不是

　　Well, it's not.

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　　我又怎么知道?

　　作为老师

　　你有义务

　　How am I supposed to know that? as the teacher, it's your obligation

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　　把个人习惯从教学过程中排除

　　To separate your personal idiosyncrasies from the subject matter.

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　　你知道

　　我真的很高兴你决定学习普通话

　　You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn mandarin.

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　　-为什么?

　　-一旦你学得溜了

　　-why? -once you're fluent,

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　　你就又多了十几亿的人去烦

　　我就解放了

　　You'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.

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　　梅毒驴子

　　Mei du lui zi.

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　　你刚才叫莱纳德是个得了梅毒的驴子

　　You just called leonard a syphilitic donkey.

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　　向你道歉

　　My apologies,

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　　我的水平只是和老师一样好

　　I'm only as good as my teacher.

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　　你为什么要学中文?

　　Why are you learning chinese?

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　　我认为四川菜馆故意用

　　I believe the szechuan palace has been passing off

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　　香橙鸡丁来假冒陈皮鸡丁

　　所以我要去对峙

　　Orange chicken as tangerine chicken and I intend to confront them.

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　　如果我是你

　　我会更关心

　　If I were you, I'd be more concerned

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　　他们是拿什么假冒了鸡丁

　　About what they are passing off as chicken.

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　　-我要用一下你们的窗户

　　-随意

　　-i need to use your window. -sure, go ahead.

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　　不要脸的

　　你落了ipod

　　Hey, jerk face, you forgot your ipod!

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　　-怎么了这是

　　-我来告诉你这是怎么了

　　-what's going on? -i'll tell you what's going on.

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　　那自恋的蠢蛋把我们的性生活写进了博客里

　　That stupid self-centered bastar wrote about our sex life in his blog.

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　　去死吧

　　你个自恋的蠢蛋!

　　Drop dead, you stupid self-centered bastard!

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　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

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　　好吧

　　我们讲到哪儿了

　　Okay, where were we?

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　　别急

　　我要先搜索一个博客

　　Not now, I have a blog to find.

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　　天才也性感 第一季 第17集 (本季完)

　　The Big Bang Theory S01E17 (Finale)

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　　佩妮

　　你还好吧

　　Penny, are you okay?

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　　我很好

　　莱纳德

　　你走吧

　　I'm fine, leonard. just go away!

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　　我知道分手会让人很难过...

　　I understand that breaking up with someone can be very painful...

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　　-给我走!

　　-好吧

　　开心点

　　再见

　　-go away! -okay, feel better! bye!

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　　她不想说话

　　She doesn't want to talk.

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　　没什么惊讶的

　　佩妮的情感来自于

　　Not surprising. penny's emotional response is originated

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　　最原始的脑部

　　也就是扁桃形结构

　　In the primitive portion of the brain, known as the amygdala.

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　　然而话语功能处于最后发育的

　　While speech is centered in the

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　　新大脑皮质中心位置

　　Much more recently developed neo-cortex.

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　　前者可以轻易统治后者

　　The former can easily overpower the latter,

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　　科学已经证实这就是

　　Giving scientific credence to

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　　"无话可说"的概念

　　The notion of being "rendered speechless."

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　　或者她就是不想说话

　　Or maybe she just doesn't want to talk.

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　　看

　　我捡到了一个ipod

　　Look, I found an ipod!

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　　都摔得不成样子了

　　你打算怎么处理

　　It's smashed beyond repair. what are you gonna do with it?

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　　还能怎么办

　　贴个"九成新"的标签上eBay卖了

　　What else? sell it on ebay as "slightly used."

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　　是佩妮男朋友的

　　他们分手了

　　It was penny's boyfriend's, they broke up.

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　　很显然

　　他把他们私人生活的细节放在了

　　Apparently, he posted intimate details of their physical relationship

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　　他的博客上

　　可我却怎么都找不到

　　On his blog which I cannot find anywhere.

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　　我要回去再试着和她聊聊

　　I'm gonna go back and try talking to her again.

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　　好主意

　　坐在她身旁

　　Good idea, sit with her.

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　　抱着她

　　安慰她

　　Hold her, comfort her.

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　　如果你觉得时机不错

　　And if the moment feels right,

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　　看看可不可以趁虚而入

　　See if you can cop a feel.

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　　我才不会趁人之危

　　霍华德

　　I'm not going to do that, howard.

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　　我倒完全没意识到现在

　　I'm not aware of a new social

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　　有什么要求你进行干预和调解的社交习俗

　　Convention that requires you to intervene at all.

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　　那么处在痛苦中的少女呢

　　What about damsel in distress?

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　　1937年上映美国电影 歌舞/爱情/喜剧

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　　12世纪骑士的行为准则?

　　又不是现在

　　Twelfth century code of chivalry? not exactly current.

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　　你还必须要先成为骑士才可以这么做

　　You'd also have to be knighted for that to apply.

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　　我才不管

　　她很难过

　　我要过去

　　I don't care. she's upset, I'm going over there.

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　　记得在手上坐一会

　　让它们暖和一点

　　Remember to sit on your hands a bit, so they're warm.

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　　我是她朋友

　　I'm her friend.

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　　我不会在她正脆弱的时候去利用她

　　I'm not going to take advantage of her vulnerability.

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　　你的意思是

　　如果在绝望之极时

　　So you're saying, if in the depths of despair,

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　　她主动向你投怀送抱

　　She throws herself at you and demands you take her,

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　　当时当下

　　你就头不回走人?

　　Right there, right now, you'll just walk away?

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　　我说我是她朋友

　　又不是同志朋友

　　I said I'm her friend, not her gay friend.

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　　听着

　　我知道你不想说话...

　　Listen, I know you said you didn't want to talk...

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　　-我不想

　　-对不起

　　-i don't. -sorry.

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　　-等等

　　-等等?

　　你说"等等"?

　　-wait! -wait? did you say "wait"?

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　　跟我说实话

　　Tell me the truth.

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　　我是不是那种整天跟大混蛋在一起的傻瓜

　　Am I just an idiot who picks giant losers?

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　　那么我就是跟好人在一起

　　然后把他们都变成了混蛋

　　So I pick good guys but turn them into losers.

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　　当然不是

　　of course not.

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　　非此即彼

　　到底是哪个

　　It's gotta be one or the other. which is it?

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　　抱歉

　　是哪两个选项来着?

　　I'm sorry, what were the choices again?

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　　我真的以为麦克与众不同

　　I really thought mike was different.

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　　我以为他...

　　I thought he was...

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　　体贴

　　又聪明

　　Sensitive and smart,

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　　我不是指你那种聪明

　　是普通不吓人的那种

　　I mean, not you smart, normal non-freaky smart.

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　　是

　　是

　　当然

　　Yeah, no, sure.

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　　现在他跑过来羞辱我

　　And then he just goes and has to humiliate me

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　　在博客上写些关于我的东西让全世界的人来看

　　By writing about me on his blog so the entire world can read it.

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　　跟你说吧

　　那博客不容易被找到的

　　I tell you, it's not all that easy to find.

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　　真的?

　　跟我要好的同事看到了

　　我姐姐看到了

　　Really? my friends at work found it, my sister found it.

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　　从电子邮件来看

　　一些在密歇根州

　　Judging by my email, a number of prisoners

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　　监狱里的牢犯也看到了

　　At the michigan state penitentiary found it.

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　　那家伙究竟写了什么

　　What exactly did this guy write?

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　　我不是说想知道你性生活的细节

　　只是想...

　　Not that I need to know the details of your sex life. I just thought...

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　　算了

　　Never mind.

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　　不用

　　No, you know what?

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　　你可以去看

　　所有人都看了

　　去吧

　　You might as well read it. everybody else has. go ahead.

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　　上帝

　　我感觉被如此地出卖和羞辱

　　Oh, god, I just feel so betrayed and embarrassed!

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　　只想钻进洞里然后死去

　　I just want to crawl into a hole and die!

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　　你看

　　这其实没那么糟糕

　　Okay. well, you know, this isn't that bad.

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　　只是描绘了一幅

　　It just paints the picture

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　　浓情蜜意的女人

　　Of a very affectionate woman,

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　　在非传统地点场合

　　Who's open to expressing her affection

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　　开放地表达她的情感

　　In non-traditional locales.

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　　天啊

　　Oh, god!

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　　电梯里

　　公园里

　　Elevators, parks,

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　　电影院里

　　Movie theaters.

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　　好奇问一下

　　Out of curiosity,

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　　这里的"地铁"是指交通运输系统

　　Is this "subway" the transportation system

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　　还是那个叫"地铁"的三明治店?

　　Or subway the sandwich shop?

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　　三明治店

　　Sandwich shop.

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　　这是不是违反了卫生许可啊

　　Doesn't that violate the health code?

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　　没有

　　在那里我们只是亲热了一下

　　No, at the sub shop we were only making out.

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　　我是想说

　　But my point is that

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　　你完全没有理由觉得尴尬啊

　　You have absolutely no reason to be embarrassed.

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　　真的吗?

　　你是不是认为我反应太过了?

　　Really? do you think I overreacted?

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　　-可能有一点

　　-我确实经常这样

　　我是个容易过激的人

　　-maybe a little. -because I do that. I do overreact.

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　　也许我应该打电话跟麦克道歉

　　Maybe I should call mike and apologize.

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　　你这样反应就变成太不过了

　　That would be under-reacting.

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　　他确实把卧室里的隐私都暗示出来了

　　He did break the implied confidentiality of the bedroom.

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　　在你的橱里

　　电梯

　　公园

　　还有在快餐店

　　And in your case, the elevator, parks and fast food franchise.

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　　你说得对

　　我就应该说"我跟他玩完了"

　　You're right. I should just say "i am done with him."

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　　对

　　你就该这么说

　　说吧

　　Yes, you should. go ahead, say it.

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　　但是我还没有给这个男人解释的机会

　　But I never gave the man a chance to explain.

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　　有什么好解释的

　　What is there to explain?

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　　都写在这里了

　　It's all right here.

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　　出卖啊!

　　The betrayal!

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　　不

　　你一开始是对的

　　No, you were right the first time.

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　　这个男人只是用他自己那种很傻的办法爱着我

　　This is a man who loves me, but in his own stupid way,

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　　只是在向世人宣告他的感受

　　Which is trying to sw w people how he feels.

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　　我很肯定我没这么说

　　I'm pretty sure I never said that.

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　　是

　　你做得更了不起

　　No, you did better than that.

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　　你让我自己发现了这个事实

　　You helped me see it on my own.

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　　我真棒啊

　　Oh, good for me.

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　　你去哪儿

　　Where are you going?

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　　我去麦克那儿

　　I'm going over to mike's.

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　　莱纳德

　　太感谢你了

　　Leonard, thank you so much.

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　　没事

　　Oh, sure.

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　　也许我真是她的同性恋朋友

　　Huh, maybe I am her gay friend.

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　　霍华德

　　我想我还需要继续上中文课

　　Howard, I'm going to nd d another mandarin lesson.

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　　很显然

　　那些人还是

　　I obviously didn't make

　　141

　　00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:38,790

　　听不懂我在说什么

　　My point with those people.

　　142

　　00:07:39,890 --> 00:07:40,860

　　谢尔顿

　　看在老天的份上

　　For god's sake, sheldon,

　　143

　　00:07:40,870 --> 00:07:42,460

　　如果你不喜欢陈皮鸡丁

　　If you don't like the ngngerine chicken,

　　144

　　00:07:42,470 --> 00:07:44,200

　　就不要点陈皮鸡丁

　　Don't order the tangerine chicken.

　　145

　　00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:45,430

　　我喜欢吃陈皮鸡丁

　　I like tangerine chicken,

　　146

　　00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,580

　　只是他们给我的压根不是陈皮鸡丁

　　I'm just not getting tangerine chicken.

　　147

　　00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,090

　　能不能聊点别的?

　　Can we please change the subject?

　　148

　　00:07:51,110 --> 00:07:51,980

　　当然

　　Sure.

　　149

　　00:07:51,990 --> 00:07:53,200

　　我们聊聊你是怎么

　　Ll us again how you screwed up

　　150

　　00:07:53,210 --> 00:07:55,300

　　让佩妮回到她前男友身边的吧

　　And got penny back together witherer old boyfriend.

　　151

　　00:07:57,130 --> 00:07:58,380

　　扔你的骰子

　　Just roll the dice.

　　152

　　00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,520

　　"被魔术师俘虏

　　"enslaved by warlocks.

　　153

　　00:08:04,530 --> 00:08:06,220

　　只有掷出二

　　四

　　六才可以离开"

　　Stay here until you roll two, four or six."

　　154

　　00:08:06,230 --> 00:08:08,180

　　她本来在生他的气的!

　　She was mad at him!

　　155

　　00:08:08,910 --> 00:08:09,850

　　她本来跟他玩完了!

　　She was done with him!

　　156

　　00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:11,640

　　这段感情已经是不可能挽回的了

　　E e relationship was broken beyond repair,

　　157

　　00:08:11,650 --> 00:08:14,130

　　而我跑过去

　　让他们和好了

　　And I walked over there, and I fixed it.

　　158

　　00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,510

　　天啊

　　这个故事真是越听越精彩...

　　Boy, that story gets better every time you hear ..

　　159

　　00:08:20,210 --> 00:08:21,680

　　实际上

　　我觉得前两个版本

　　Actually, I thought the first two renditions

　　160

　　00:08:21,690 --> 00:08:22,840

　　要吸引人得多

　　Were far more compelling.

　　161

　　00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:25,600

　　之前

　　我对那个叫莱纳德的角色是报以同情

　　Previously, I felt sympathy for the leonard character,

　　162

　　00:08:25,610 --> 00:08:28,060

　　现在我只是觉得他很怨妇

　　Now I just find him to be whiny and annoying.

　　163

　　00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:31,940

　　吃你的陈皮鸡丁去

　　Eat your tangerine chicken.

　　164

　　00:08:32,330 --> 00:08:35,060

　　我也想吃啊

　　可我这根本不是陈皮鸡丁

　　I'd love to, but I don' have tangerine chicken.

　　165

　　00:08:37,670 --> 00:08:41,020

　　非常感谢你愚蠢的建议!

　　Thank you so much for your stupid advice!

　　166

　　00:08:46,780 --> 00:08:47,790

　　不可思议

　　Incredible.

　　167

　　00:08:48,190 --> 00:08:50,430

　　你把搞砸的事情又搞砸了

　　You managed to screw up the screw-up.

　　168

　　00:08:57,030 --> 00:08:58,080

　　我又来了

　　I'm back.

　　169

　　00:08:58,930 --> 00:09:00,920

　　对不起

　　刚才我吼你了

　　I'm sorry I yelled at you.

　　170

　　00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,270

　　又不是你的错

　　It's not your fault.

　　171

　　00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,080

　　怎么啦

　　What happened?

　　172

　　00:09:04,090 --> 00:09:07,370

　　我去麦克那想跟他和好

　　Well, I went over to mike's to make up with him.

　　173

　　00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,180

　　是

　　不用说

　　我知道这部分

　　Yeah. no, I know that part.

　　174

　　00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,450

　　但他已经有新欢了

　　But he had already moved on.

　　175

　　00:09:12,570 --> 00:09:14,110

　　已经?

　　好快啊

　　Already? that was quick.

　　176

　　00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,410

　　我就是这么对

　　That's what I said to the woman

　　177

　　00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:18,610

　　那个把脚缠在他脖子上的女人说的

　　Who had her legs wrapped around his neck!

　　178

　　00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:23,510

　　佩妮

　　我也很难过

　　Oh, penny, I am so sorry.

　　179

　　00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:25,940

　　他怎么能这样?!

　　How could he do that?!

　　180

　　00:09:25,950 --> 00:09:29,340

　　你要知道

　　你把他80G的IPOD给了...

　　Well, you know, you did throw an 80-gig ipod...

　　181

　　00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:31,800

　　对呀

　　他怎么能这样对你

　　Yeah, no, how could he do that?

　　182

　　00:09:31,810 --> 00:09:35,330

　　我发誓我再也不跟这样的男人交往了

　　I swear to god I am done with guys like that.

　　183

　　00:09:35,340 --> 00:09:39,360

　　那种身材好

　　发型帅

　　有钱的男人

　　You know, macho with the perfect body and the hair and the money.

　　184

　　00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,140

　　是

　　他们肯定老得很快

　　Yeah, that must get old quick.

　　185

　　00:09:42,420 --> 00:09:44,200

　　你知道吗

　　这一次

　　You know, just once

　　186

　　00:09:44,210 --> 00:09:45,980

　　我真的想和一个

　　I would like to go out with someone

　　187

　　00:09:45,990 --> 00:09:50,900

　　善良诚实

　　真正关心我的人约会

　　Who is nice and honest and who actually cares about me.

　　188

　　00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:53,770

　　我怎么样?

　　What about me?

　　189

　　00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,030

　　你什么怎么样?

　　What about you what?

　　190

　　00:09:58,540 --> 00:10:00,910

　　你和我约会怎么样?

　　What about if you went out with me?

　　191

　　00:10:03,910 --> 00:10:05,300

　　你是在约我出去?

　　Are you asking me out?

　　192

　　00:10:06,410 --> 00:10:09,180

　　是

　　我是

　　Um, yes, I am...

　　193

　　00:10:09,190 --> 00:10:10,690

　　在约你出去

　　Asking you out.

　　194

　　00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:16,920

　　我只是顺着你的话在说...

　　I was just going off your comment about the nice guy...

　　195

　　00:10:16,930 --> 00:10:17,590

　　-我明白

　　-诚实啊什么的

　　No, I know, I got that. you know, and honest.

　　196

　　00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,310

　　对啊

　　Yeah, totally.

　　197

　　00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:20,760

　　...没有什么的

　　So, but... it's no big deal.

　　198

　　00:10:20,770 --> 00:10:21,790

　　好

　　Yes.

　　199

　　00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:24,170

　　好什么?

　　Yes what?

　　200

　　00:10:24,980 --> 00:10:27,110

　　好

　　我愿意和你去约会

　　Yes, I will go out with you.

　　201

　　00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:31,950

　　真的吗?

　　Really?

　　202

　　00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:35,230

　　是

　　Yeah.

　　203

　　00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:36,220

　　有什么不可以的

　　Why not?

　　204

　　00:10:36,230 --> 00:10:38,600

　　我已经倾尽所有了

　　I mean, what do I have to lose?

　　205

　　00:10:38,950 --> 00:10:40,100

　　确实

　　Yeah.

　　206

　　00:10:42,070 --> 00:10:43,480

　　就该这样想

　　That's the spirit.

　　207

　　00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:51,340

　　给我看你们的陈皮

　　Show me your citrus peels.

　　208

　　00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:54,850

　　给我看你们的陈皮

　　Gay wo k n ni de jud zi pee.

　　209

　　00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:58,300

　　给我看你们的陈皮

　　Show me your citrus peels.

　　210

　　00:10:58,310 --> 00:11:01,740

　　给我看你们的陈皮

　　Gay wo kan ni de jud zi pee.

　　211

　　00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:02,490

　　-给我看你们的

　　-谢尔顿?

　　Show me your... sheldon?

　　212

　　00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,800

　　哎呀

　　吓死我了

　　Ai yah!xia si wo le

　　213

　　00:11:06,180 --> 00:11:07,970

　　我很抱歉

　　I'm sorry.

　　214

　　00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:10,150

　　你有时间吗(second还有次等的意思)

　　Look, do you have a second?

　　215

　　00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,490

　　次等的什么

　　内衣?

　　A second what, pair of underwear?

　　216

　　00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,260

　　我是在问你是否有空和我聊聊

　　I was just wondering if I could talk to you.

　　217

　　00:11:15,530 --> 00:11:16,590

　　是关于莱纳德

　　It's about leonard.

　　218

　　00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:17,920

　　为什么和我聊

　　Why me?

　　219

　　00:11:17,930 --> 00:11:20,140

　　为什么不和库萨帕里或者沃尔维茨聊

　　Why not koothrappali or wolowitz?

　　220

　　00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:22,890

　　拉杰不能和我说话

　　除非他喝醉了

　　Well, raj can't talk to me unless he's drunk,

　　221

　　00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:25,520

　　而沃尔维茨

　　你知道的

　　他令人恶心

　　And wolowitz is, you know, disgusting.

　　222

　　00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,530

　　是的

　　我也这么认为

　　Yes, I suppose he is

　　223

　　00:11:30,430 --> 00:11:33,140

　　我想说的是

　　你最了解莱纳德了

　　All I'm saying is, you know leordrd the best.

　　224

　　00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:34,340

　　不一定

　　Not necessarily.

　　225

　　00:11:34,350 --> 00:11:35,690

　　我常会惊讶于

　　I'm often surprised

　　226

　　00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,560

　　自己对莱纳德了解的匮乏

　　By my lack of familiarity with leonard.

　　227

　　00:11:37,570 --> 00:11:39,070

　　前几天我发现

　　Just the other day I discovered

　　228

　　00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,710

　　他不仅有丝瓜络

　　He not only has a loofah,

　　229

　　00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,270

　　而且还藏起来

　　He hides it.

　　230

　　00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:45,410

　　你说为什么一个男人会为使用丝瓜络而感到羞耻

　　Why do you suppose a man would be ashamed of having a loofah?

　　231

　　00:11:45,510 --> 00:11:48,340

　　我个人来说

　　更乐于让自己的上皮细胞

　　I, myself, prefer to have my excess epithelial cells

　　232

　　00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:50,630

　　自然脱落

　　但是我也不责备

　　Slough off naturally, but I d't condemn

　　233

　　00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,500

　　那些试图加速这个过程的人

　　Those who seek to accelerate the process.

　　234

　　00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,570

　　...而且直到最近我才知道

　　...and until recently I had no idea

　　235

　　00:11:55,580 --> 00:11:57,520

　　尽管他对乳糖过敏

　　That despite his lactose intolerance,

　　236

　　00:11:57,530 --> 00:12:00,450

　　但他吃少量不含脂的冰淇淋

　　He can tolerate small amounts of non-fat ice cream

　　237

　　00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:02,660

　　却不会产生在我看来

　　Without producing a noxious gas that I maintain,

　　238

　　00:12:02,670 --> 00:12:04,950

　　如果适当浓缩

　　可以成为生化武器的有毒气体

　　In the right concentration, could be weaponize

　　239

　　00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:08,090

　　莱纳德可能会回来

　　Leonard might come home.

　　240

　　00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:09,610

　　能去我屋里聊吗

　　Can we talk in my apartment?

　　241

　　00:12:09,790 --> 00:12:11,090

　　我们还没聊完?

　　We're not done?

　　242

　　00:12:12,990 --> 00:12:14,270

　　没有

　　No.

　　243

　　00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:15,500

　　那好吧

　　Eh, why not?

　　244

　　00:12:15,510 --> 00:12:17,550

　　反正我们已经穿过镜子了(源于"爱丽丝镜中奇遇记")

　　We're already through the looking glass anyway.

　　245

　　00:12:21,430 --> 00:12:23,860

　　好

　　事情是这样的

　　Okay, so here's the thing...

　　246

　　00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:27,400

　　我想你已经知道

　　莱纳德向我开口了

　　I guess you're aware that leonard asked me out.

　　247

　　00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:29,560

　　他虽然事实上什么都没有说

　　Well, he didn't actually say anything,

　　248

　　00:12:29,570 --> 00:12:31,160

　　但他回到房间后

　　But when he came back to the apartment

　　249

　　00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:33,140

　　跳起了一支让人能联想起

　　He was doing a dance that brought to mind

　　250

　　00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:34,900

　　幻想曲里那只开心河马的舞蹈

　　The happy hippos in fantasia.

　　251

　　00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:37,670

　　他真好

　　Oh, that's nice.

　　252

　　00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:40,310

　　无论如何

　　我想和你说的是

　　Anyhow, the thing I wanted to talk to you about

　　253

　　00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,530

　　你知道

　　自从我和莱纳德成为朋友以来...

　　Is, you know, since leonard and I have become friends...

　　254

　　00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:43,820

　　我只是...

　　I was just...

　　255

　　00:12:44,270 --> 00:12:45,650

　　你要坐下来吗

　　You want to sit down?

　　256

　　00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:47,920

　　能那样简单就好了

　　Oh, I wish it were that simple.

　　257

　　00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:51,510

　　我没在这里待过多久

　　See, I don't spend much time here,

　　258

　　00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,100

　　所以我还从来没有选过一个地方来坐

　　And so I've never really chosen a place to sit.

　　259

　　00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,290

　　那选吧

　　Well, choose.

　　260

　　00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:58,280

　　这里有许许多多的选择

　　而且...

　　There are a number of options, and...

　　261

　　00:12:59,130 --> 00:13:01,780

　　我真的不够熟悉座垫的密度

　　I'm really not familiar enough with the cushion densities,

　　262

　　00:13:01,790 --> 00:13:04,120

　　气流模式和阳光的散射

　　Air flow patterns and dispersion of sunlight

　　263

　　00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:05,710

　　来以便做出一个理性的选择

　　To make an informed choice.

　　264

　　00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:07,900

　　好吧

　　那你就任意选一处坐

　　All right.why don't you just pick one at random

　　265

　　00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:10,120

　　如果你不喜欢

　　下次来再换一个地方

　　And if you don't like it you can sit somewhere else next time.

　　266

　　00:13:10,130 --> 00:13:11,540

　　不

　　不

　　那样太疯狂了

　　No, no. that's crazy.

　　267

　　00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,110

　　你继续说

　　我一边听一边找

　　You go ahead and talk while I figure it out.

　　268

　　00:13:17,850 --> 00:13:19,120

　　好吧

　　Okay.

　　269

　　00:13:19,850 --> 00:13:21,500

　　是这样的

　　Um, here's the thing.

　　270

　　00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,120

　　我已经知道

　　So I've known for a while now

　　271

　　00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:24,410

　　莱纳德他有点

　　That leonard has had

　　272

　　00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:25,960

　　喜欢我...

　　A little crush on me...

　　273

　　00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:27,680

　　有点喜欢?

　　A little crush?

　　274

　　00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:31,010

　　我想是的...就像斯巴达王墨涅劳斯

　　Well, I suppose so--in the same way menelaus

　　275

　　00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:33,030

　　有点喜欢特洛伊的海伦一样

　　Had a "little crush" on helen of troy.

　　276

　　00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:36,440

　　好吧

　　我不知道这些人是谁

　　但...

　　All right, yeah, I don't really know who they are, but...

　　277

　　00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:38,060

　　墨涅劳斯是阿迦门农的兄弟...

　　Well, menelaus was the brother of agamemnon...

　　278

　　00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:39,890

　　不用了

　　不用了

　　听着

　　I don't care. I don't care. listen.

　　279

　　00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:41,610

　　我要说的是

　　The point is,

　　280

　　00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:44,840

　　莱纳德不是那种经常会和我约会的人

　　Leonard isn't the kind of guy I usually go out with.

　　281

　　00:13:44,850 --> 00:13:47,640

　　莱纳德不是那种经常会和任何人约会的人

　　Leonard isn't the kind of guy anyone usually goes out with.

　　282

　　00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:52,110

　　你是否介意把沙发顺时针旋转30度

　　Would you be open to rotating the couch clockwise 30 degrees?

　　283

　　00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,120

　　不行

　　我想说的是

　　No. what I'm saying is

　　284

　　00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,130

　　莱纳德与其他人不同可能是件好事

　　Leonard might be different in a good way.

　　285

　　00:13:57,250 --> 00:14:00,350

　　很明显

　　我平时的选择都不怎么的好

　　Obviously, my usual choices have not worked out so well.

　　286

　　00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,400

　　你上一个对库萨帕里来说很好

　　Your last one worked out well for koothrappali.

　　287

　　00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:03,840

　　他得到了一个免费的ipod

　　He got a free ipod.

　　288

　　00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:07,790

　　刺眼

　　Oh, glare.

　　289

　　00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,180

　　但换个角度来说

　　如果和莱纳德进展不顺利

　　On the other hand, if things don't go well with leonard,

　　290

　　00:14:11,190 --> 00:14:13,360

　　我可能会失去一个很好的朋友

　　I risk losing a really good friend.

　　291

　　00:14:13,570 --> 00:14:15,320

　　我意思是

　　他不会是一时放纵的人

　　I mean, I'm guessing he's not looking for a fling.

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　　他是那种陷入一段感情后会持续

　　He's the kind of guy that gets into a relationship

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　　我不知道

　　可能你会说

　　光年

　　For, I don't know, like you would say, light years.

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　　我不会那么说

　　I would not say that.

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　　没有人

　　No one

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　　会那么说

　　Would say that.

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　　光年是一个距离单位而不是一个时间单位

　　A light year is a unit of distance not time.

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　　谢谢你的说明

　　Thank you for the clarification.

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　　通风口

　　Draft.

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　　人们听到年这个词的时候

　　See, people hear the word "year"

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　　他们想到的是持续的一段时间

　　And they think duration.

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　　"尺磅"也有这样的问题...

　　"foot-pound" has the same problem--

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　　它是一个能量单位

　　而不是一个重量单位

　　That's a unit of work, not of weight.

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　　没错

　　谢谢

　　Right. thanks.

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　　这是常识性错误

　　It's common mistake.

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　　这不是我今天犯的第一个错了

　　Not the first one I've made today.

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　　好

　　Okay.

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　　我觉得这就是我的座位了

　　I think this will be my seat.

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　　谢尔顿

　　你有什么可以说的吗

　　Sheldon, do you have anything to say

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　　任何内容

　　你知道

　　That has anything to do with, you know,

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　　只要和我在说的有关的

　　What I'm talking about?

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　　好

　　让我想想

　　Well, let's see...

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　　我们也许可以参考"薛定谔猫"

　　We might cononsider schrodinger's cat.

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