高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第1季》中英双译16素材

　　生活大爆炸第1季中英字幕16

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　　-把他按倒

　　-你没辙了

　　谢尔顿

　　Take him down! He's got you, sheldon.

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　　放得漂亮!

　　你实在太菜了

　　Look at this move! He's completely schooling you.

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　　伙计们

　　伙计们

　　Hey, guys. guys.

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　　有几个女服务生要我来问你们一声

　　Some of the other waitresses wanted me to ask you something.

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　　这个叫"Tresling"

　　它是将掰手腕需要的力量

　　It's called Tresling. It combines the physical strength of arm wrestling

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　　与玩俄罗斯方块需要的头脑敏捷度相结合的终极运动

　　with the mental agility of Tetris into the ultimate spots.

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　　是

　　很棒

　　Yeah, that's terrific.

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　　但她们是要我来问

　　你们是否可以打住了

　　but they wanted me to ask you to cut it the hell out.

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　　好

　　来吧

　　大伙

　　来了

　　Great. Come here, guys. Come on.

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　　祝你生日快乐

　　Happy birthday to you.

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　　我们还是结束吧

　　打成平手

　　俄罗斯方块你赢了

　　We might as well stop. It's a stalemate. You're beating me in Tetris,

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　　你的上肢力量就跟个同性恋差不多

　　but you've got the upper body strength of a Keebler elf.

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　　同性恋?

　　我现在就干你

　　Keebler elf? I've got your Keebler elf right here.

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　　好

　　打成平手

　　Okay, it's a stalemate.

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　　莱纳德

　　礼拜六我们会

　　So, leonard, will we be seeing you

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　　在这里看到你和你的免费生日奶酪蛋糕吗

　　on saturday for your free birthday cheesecake?

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　　他不能吃奶酪蛋糕

　　He can't eat cheesecake.

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　　他乳糖过敏的

　　He's lactose intolerant.

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　　好

　　那可以要胡萝卜蛋糕

　　Okay, he can have carrot cake.

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　　那蛋糕上面装饰的奶油奶酪呢

　　What about the cream cheese frosting?

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　　他可以掰下来不吃

　　He can scrape it off.

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　　不提蛋糕了

　　Forget about the cake.

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　　你怎么会知道礼拜六我生日?

　　How do you know that my birthday's saturday?

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　　我占卜过你的星座

　　还记得?

　　I did your horoscope, remember?

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　　我还想占卜你们每一个的

　　I was going to do everybody's,

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　　直到被谢尔顿那典型且神经兮兮的理论所打断

　　Until sheldon went on one of his typical psychotic rants.

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　　正式申明下

　　For the record,

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　　那"神经兮兮的理论"是贝尔特拉姆·福尔

　　"that psychotic rant" was a concise summation

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　　所做研究的简要概括

　　Of the research of bertram forer, who in 1948,

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　　他于1948年通过精心设计的实验

　　Proved conclusively through meticulously designed

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　　结论性地证明占星术只不过

　　Experiments that astrology is nothing

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　　是伪科学的噱头

　　but pseudo-scientific hokum.

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　　叽里呱啦叽里呱啦

　　典型的金牛座

　　Blah, blah, blah. typical taurus.

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　　说真的

　　我们是不是周六见?

　　So, seriously. are we going to see you saturday?

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　　-我想不是吧

　　-为什么?

　　Uh, I don't inink so. why not?

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　　我不庆祝生日的

　　I don't celebrate my birthday.

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　　开玩笑

　　你不会的

　　Shut up. yeah, you do.

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　　这没什么大不了

　　我一直都是这样的

　　It's no big deal; it's just the way I was raised.

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　　我父母只会在我取得成就的时候庆祝

　　My parents focused on celebrating achievements,

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　　而被逐出产道

　　And being expelled from a birth canal

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　　显然不算其中一项

　　was not considered one of them.

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　　这太可笑了

　　That's so silly.

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　　事实上

　　这还是一篇有理有据的文章

　　It's actually based on very sound theories.

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　　他母亲发表在报纸上的

　　His mother published a paper on it.

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　　这篇文章什么标题

　　Well, what was it called?

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　　"我讨厌我儿子

　　因此他不能吃蛋糕"?

　　"i hate my son and that's why he can't have cake"?

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　　显然易见

　　这是正确的

　　It was obviously effective.

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　　莱纳德长大后现在是一位实验物理学家

　　Leonard grew up to be an experimental physicist.

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　　也许如果她还不让他过圣诞节

　　Perhaps if she'd also denied him christmas,

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　　他还会更出色些

　　he'd be a little better at it.

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　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

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　　我很爱过生日

　　Well, I love birthdays.

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　　起床后早饭是妈妈特制的法式吐司

　　Waking up to mom's special french toast breakfast,

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　　戴上生日王冠

　　Wearing the birthday king crown,

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　　和朋友们玩激光枪捉人

　　playing laser tag with all my friends...

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　　是吗

　　看见不?

　　Yeah, see?

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　　那才是孩子们该干的

　　That's what kids should have.

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　　事实上

　　这是在去年

　　Actually, that was last year.

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　　这么说你真的从来没开过生日派对?

　　So you really never had a birthday party?

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　　没错

　　但没问题啊

　　No, but it was okay.

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　　我小时候

　　I mean, when I was little,

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　　还想父母可能会改变主意

　　I'd think maybe my parents would change

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　　然后办个派对给我个惊喜

　　Their mind and surprise me with a party.

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　　有一次生日

　　我上完大提琴课回来

　　Like this one birthday I came home from my cello

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　　看见外面停着许多陌生的轿车

　　Lesson and I saw a lot of strange cars parked out front.

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　　我走到门外时

　　When I got to the door,

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　　听得见里面人在细声细语

　　I could hear people whispering

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　　还闻到了表兄的巧克力蛋糕

　　and I could smell german chocolate cake,

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　　那是我的最爱

　　Which is my favorite.

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　　然后呢?

　　And?

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　　结果是我祖父去世了

　　It turns out my grandfather had died.

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　　天呐

　　那太糟糕了

　　Oh, my god. that's terrible.

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　　那次倒有点生日派对的意思

　　Well, it was kind of like a birthday party.

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　　所有的亲戚都来了

　　也有蛋糕

　　所以...

　　I got to see all my cousins, and there was cake, so...

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　　这是我听过的最可怜的事了

　　That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.

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　　是吗?

　　You think?

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　　继续

　　告诉她你高中毕业舞会的事

　　Go ahead, tell her about your senior prom.

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　　天才也性感 第一季 第16集

　　The Big Bang Theory S01E16

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　　叫他们千万别忘了...不放花生

　　Make sure they remember-- no peanuts.

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　　霍华德

　　城里每家泰国餐馆

　　Howard, every thai restaurant in town

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　　都知道你不能吃花生

　　knows you can't eat peanuts.

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　　他们看到我进去都直接说

　　"不放花生男来了!"

　　When they see me coming, they go, "ah, no-peanut boy!"

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　　好

　　佩妮

　　Hello, penny.

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　　莱纳德刚走

　　Leonard just left.

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　　我知道

　　我来跟你说呢

　　I know. I want to talk to you.

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　　我们可以说什么?

　　What would we talk about?

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　　就我所知我们没有什么共同语言

　　We have no overlapping areas of interest I'm aware of.

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　　你知道

　　我对闲谈没兴趣

　　As you know, I don't care for chitchat.

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　　你先让我进去好吗

　　Can you just let me in?

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　　没问题

　　但我不认为这是什么有效的努力

　　Well, all right, but I don't see this as a promising endeavor.

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　　好

　　直接说吧

　　Okay, here's the deal.

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　　我们要在周六给莱纳德

　　We are going to throw leonard a kick-ass

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　　办个超级惊喜的生日派对

　　Surprise party for his birthday on saturday.

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　　我不赞同

　　I hardly think so.

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　　莱纳德说得很清楚他不想要派对

　　Leonard made it very clear he doesn't want a party.

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　　有人说..."派对"?

　　Did someone say... "party"?

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　　他根本不知道他想要

　　因为他从来没有过

　　He just doesn't know he wants one 'cause he's never had one.

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　　这倒是可能的

　　但申明一下

　　I suppose that's possible, but for the record,

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　　我从来没玩过3P

　　但我仍知道我想玩

　　I've never had a threesome and yet I still know I want one.

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　　霍华德

　　Howard,

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　　区别在这儿...莱纳德享受一次生日派对

　　Here's the difference-- the possibility exists that

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　　还有可能在地狱毁灭之前发生

　　Leonard could have a birthday party before hell freezes over.

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　　好吧

　　如果我真的玩3P了

　　我不会叫你的

　　Fine. if I do have a threesome, you can't be part of it.

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　　我开个玩笑啦

　　你可以加入的

　　I'm just kidding. yes, you can.

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　　你可以带个朋友来吗

　　Can you bring a friend.

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　　生日派对真是个馊主意

　　I think a birthday party's a terrible idea.

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　　我真嫉妒莱纳德从小到大能免于这份痛苦

　　I envy leonard for growing up without that anguish.

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　　痛苦?!

　　Anguish?!

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　　年复一年

　　Year after year,

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　　我都得忍受戴滑稽帽子的痛苦

　　I had to endure wearing comical hats while being

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　　然后被迫走到那又挤又满是汗臭的快乐城堡里

　　Forced into the crowded, sweaty hell of bouncy castles.

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　　更别提要把我眼睛遮住

　　转几圈走到一个奇怪的熊那里

　　Not to mention being blindfolded and being spun toward a

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　　被其他小孩子嘲笑我没有方向感

　　Grotesque illess donkey as the other children mocked my disorientation.

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　　亲爱的

　　Okay, sweetie,

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　　我知道你有一些非专业人士无法治愈的伤疤

　　I understand u have scars that no nonprofeioional can heal, but,

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　　但是无论如何

　　我们都要给莱纳德开个生日派对

　　Nevertheless, we're going to throw leonard a birthday party.

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　　我有没有说清楚我特别不喜欢跳舞

　　Have I pointed out that I'm extremely uncomforblble with dancing,

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　　很吵的音乐

　　和其他大多由酒精引起的无聊举动?

　　Loud music and most other forms of alcohol-induced frivolity?

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　　无论如何

　　我们...

　　Nevertheless, we're...

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　　另外

　　我真觉得莱纳德并不想...

　　In addition, I really don't think that leonard wtsts...

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　　要么你帮我开派对

　　要么

　　上帝啊

　　You either you help me throw leonard a birtayay party or, so help me god,

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　　我会到你的卧室里把你最值钱的

　　I will go into your bedroom and unbag all of your most valuable,

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　　全新漫画书都倒出来

　　Mint-condition comic books.

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　　然后在其中一本...你不会知道是哪本

　　And on one of them-- you won't know which--

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　　-我会在上面用墨水画一个小小的笑脸

　　-你不能这么做

　　I'll draw a tiny happy face in ink. you can't do that.

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　　如果你在一本全新的漫画书上做标记

　　那就不是全新的了

　　If you make a mark in a mint comic book, it's no longer mint.

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　　谢尔顿

　　你懂啥叫勒索吗?

　　Sheldon, do you understand the concept of blackmail?

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　　当然

　　我明白

　　噢...

　　Well, of course, i... oh.

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　　我有个想法

　　Yeah, I have an idea.

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　　我们来给莱纳德开一个超级生日派对吧

　　Let's throw leonard a kick-ass birthday party.

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　　这不是敲门密码

　　That's not the secret knock.

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　　这才是敲门密码

　　This is the secret knock.

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　　有什么区别啊?

　　what difference does it make?

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　　设置敲门密码的所有意义就在于建立一种

　　The whole point of a secret knock is to establish a

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　　非语言信号来验证某人的同行者身份的办法

　　Non-verbal signal to verify the identity of one's co-conspirators.

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　　是不是拉杰和霍华德?

　　Is that raj and howard?

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　　可能

　　但是还没有核对

　　Possibly, but unverified.

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　　让我们进去不

　　Will you just let us in.

　　139

　　00:06:25,830 --> 00:06:28,320

　　你很幸运

　　这并不是核反应堆

　　Luckily for you, this is not a nuclear reactor.

　　140

　　00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,910

　　你们准备了什么生日礼物?

　　So what'd you get the birthday boy?

　　141

　　00:06:30,910 --> 00:06:32,720

　　拉杰给他买了一个特别赞的

　　Well, raj got him an awesome,

　　142

　　00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,610

　　限量版黑暗武士的雕塑

　　Limited edition dark knight sculpture

　　143

　　00:06:34,610 --> 00:06:36,120

　　是出自阿列克斯·罗丝版本授权的蝙蝠侠

　　Based on alex ross's definitive batman.

　　144

　　00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:37,980

　　而我送给他这份完美的

　　有费曼亲笔签名的

　　And I got him this amazing autographed copy

　　145

　　00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:39,850

　　关于物理学演讲的拷贝

　　Of the feynman lectures on physics.

　　146

　　00:06:40,310 --> 00:06:41,450

　　太棒了

　　Nice.

　　147

　　00:06:41,450 --> 00:06:42,860

　　我要送他一件毛衣

　　I got him a sweater.

　　148

　　00:06:44,220 --> 00:06:45,910

　　他可能会喜欢吧

　　Okay, well, he might like that.

　　149

　　00:06:45,910 --> 00:06:47,530

　　我见过他感到冷的

　　I've seen him get chilly.

　　150

　　00:06:48,810 --> 00:06:50,500

　　谢尔顿

　　我没有看到你的礼物啊

　　Sheldon, I didn't see your present.

　　151

　　00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:52,190

　　因为我没有带礼物来

　　That's because I didn't bring one.

　　152

　　00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,370

　　-为什么啊?

　　-别问

　　Why not? don't ask.

　　153

　　00:06:53,370 --> 00:06:56,820

　　整个送礼物的机制是没有意义的

　　The entire institution of gift-giving makes no sense.

　　154

　　00:06:56,820 --> 00:07:00,260

　　-太迟了

　　-比如说我花50美元给你买礼物

　　Too late. let's say I go out and I spend $50 on you.

　　155

　　00:07:00,260 --> 00:07:03,660

　　我得费尽心思想你需要什么

　　这是件很艰苦的事情

　　It's a laborious activity because I have to imagine what you need,

　　156

　　00:07:03,660 --> 00:07:05,040

　　而且你知道你需要什么

　　Whereas you know what you need.

　　157

　　00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,380

　　现在

　　我们把事情简化

　　直接给你50美元

　　Now, I could simplify things-- just give you the $50 directly,

　　158

　　00:07:08,380 --> 00:07:11,550

　　然后我生日的时候你给我50美元

　　这样继续下去

　　And then you could give me $50 on my birthday, and so on,

　　159

　　00:07:11,550 --> 00:07:15,010

　　直到我们其中一个死了

　　留下个比你富50美元的老人

　　Until one of us dies, leaving the other one old and $50 richer.

　　160

　　00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,230

　　我问问你

　　这样有意义吗

　　And I ask you, is it worth it?

　　161

　　00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,080

　　叫你别问的

　　Told you not to ask.

　　162

　　00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:24,540

　　谢尔顿

　　你是他朋友啊

　　Well, sheldon, you're his friend.

　　163

　　00:07:24,540 --> 00:07:26,370

　　朋友之间就是互送礼物的

　　Friends give each other presents.

　　164

　　00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:29,000

　　我同意你的论据

　　但不同意你的论点

　　I accept your premise; I reject your conclusion.

　　165

　　00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:34,910

　　你试试告诉他这是一个没得选择的社交习俗

　　Try telling him it's a non-optional social convention.

　　166

　　00:07:34,970 --> 00:07:35,710

　　什么?

　　What?

　　167

　　00:07:35,710 --> 00:07:36,830

　　照我说的做

　　Just do it.

　　168

　　00:07:39,260 --> 00:07:41,390

　　这是一个没得选择的...

　　It's a non-optional...

　　169

　　00:07:41,390 --> 00:07:43,230

　　社交习俗

　　Social convention.

　　170

　　00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,410

　　那倒是

　　Oh. fair enough.

　　171

　　00:07:48,940 --> 00:07:50,650

　　他很有规则性的

　　He came with a manual.

　　172

　　00:07:51,990 --> 00:07:53,120

　　提问

　　我怎么在派对之前

　　Question-- how am I going to get leonard

　　173

　　00:07:53,190 --> 00:07:54,990

　　给莱纳德准备一份礼物?

　　a present before the party?

　　174

　　00:07:54,990 --> 00:07:57,030

　　我不会开车而且在步行范围内

　　I don't drive and the only things available within

　　175

　　00:07:57,030 --> 00:07:59,170

　　能去的只有一家泰国菜餐馆和一个加油站

　　Walking distance are a thai restaurant and a gas station.

　　176

　　00:07:59,170 --> 00:08:01,460

　　我看我能打包一份

　　I suppose I could wrap up an order of

　　177

　　00:08:01,460 --> 00:08:03,610

　　脆炸米粉再加一些刮奖券

　　Mee krob and a couple of lottery scratchers.

　　178

　　00:08:04,370 --> 00:08:08,160

　　我们这么办

　　我开车带谢尔顿去买礼物

　　Okay let's do this-- I will drive sheldon to get a present.

　　179

　　00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:10,040

　　霍华德

　　你得让莱纳德离开房间两小时

　　And howard, you need to get rid of leonard for about two hours.

　　180

　　00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:10,660

　　没问题

　　No problem.

　　181

　　00:08:10,660 --> 00:08:11,990

　　然后拉杰

　　你把东西搬到对面

　　And then, raj, you bring the stuff

　　182

　　00:08:12,060 --> 00:08:13,690

　　然后开始布置

　　across the hall and start setting up.

　　183

　　00:08:15,260 --> 00:08:17,090

　　如果有客人来了怎么办?

　　What if guests show up?

　　184

　　00:08:17,090 --> 00:08:18,390

　　招待他们

　　Entertain them.

　　185

　　00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:20,330

　　要是是女客人怎么办?

　　What if they're women?

　　186

　　00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:24,040

　　一直盯着她们

　　让她们觉得不舒服

　　Stare at them and make them feel uncomfortable.

　　187

　　00:08:37,470 --> 00:08:38,110

　　你还好吗

　　How's it goin'?

　　188

　　00:08:38,110 --> 00:08:39,100

　　很好

　　Fine.

　　189

　　00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:43,960

　　听着

　　新艺术影院正在放映

　　So listen, the nuart is showing the revised,

　　190

　　00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,960

　　最终修订版的银翼杀手

　　Definitive cut of blade runner.

　　191

　　00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:46,910

　　看过了

　　Seen it.

　　192

　　00:08:46,910 --> 00:08:50,180

　　不

　　你看的是25周年的最终版本

　　No, you've seen the 25th anniversary final cut.

　　193

　　00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:53,880

　　而这个版本有八秒钟以前没看过的片断

　　This one has eight seconds of previously unseen footage.

　　194

　　00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,910

　　他们说这会完全改变电影的基调

　　They say it completely changes the tone of the film.

　　195

　　00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,230

　　算了

　　Uh... pass.

　　196

　　00:08:58,700 --> 00:08:59,570

　　来吧

　　Come on.

　　197

　　00:08:59,570 --> 00:09:02,850

　　之后还有与哈里斯·福特替身的问答

　　Afterwards, there's a q & a with harrison ford's body double.

　　198

　　00:09:03,490 --> 00:09:06,340

　　听着

　　我正在打光晕生命之战呢

　　Look, I'm in the halo battle of my life here.

　　199

　　00:09:06,340 --> 00:09:08,820

　　这是个在哥本哈根的小孩

　　他没有免疫系统

　　There's this kid in copenhagen-- he has no immune system,

　　200

　　00:09:08,820 --> 00:09:11,760

　　所以他24小时加7天不停地坐着打光晕

　　So all he does is sit in his bubble and play halo 24-seven.

　　201

　　00:09:12,770 --> 00:09:14,460

　　你不能找别的时间跟他玩?

　　Can't you play him some other time?

　　202

　　00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:16,500

　　如果你相信他的医生那就不能

　　Not if you believe his doctors.

　　203

　　00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:21,980

　　天啊

　　闻到煤气味吗

　　Oh, my god, do you smell gas?

　　204

　　00:09:23,610 --> 00:09:24,000

　　没有

　　No.

　　205

　　00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,750

　　确实没有

　　Yeah, no.

　　206

　　00:09:30,610 --> 00:09:32,240

　　那边有DVD播放机

　　You know, they have dvds over there.

　　207

　　00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:35,530

　　是

　　但这里有DVD刻录机

　　Yes, but they have dvd burners over here.

　　208

　　00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,500

　　莱纳德需要一个DVD刻录机

　　leonard needs a dvd burner.

　　209

　　00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:41,880

　　谢尔顿

　　礼物不应该是一个人所需要的

　　Sheldon, a gift shouldn't be something someone needs,

　　210

　　00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,140

　　而应该是一件有趣的东西

　　It should be something fun.

　　211

　　00:09:43,140 --> 00:09:44,970

　　一件他们不会买给自己的东西

　　You know, something they wouldn't buy for themself.

　　212

　　00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,110

　　你意思说比如一件毛衣?

　　You mean like a sweater?

　　213

　　00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:51,880

　　那件毛衣很有趣的

　　It's a fun sweater.

　　214

　　00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,130

　　上面有一个醒目的几何图案

　　It's got a bold geometric print.

　　215

　　00:09:54,290 --> 00:09:57,000

　　-是几何学使它变得有趣?

　　-好吧...

　　Is it the geometry that makes it fun? okay...

　　216

　　00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,620

　　重点是我们关心某个人的表达方式之一

　　The point is one of the ways we show we care about people is

　　217

　　00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:03,720

　　可以是通过把想法和想象力赋予到送他的礼物中

　　By putting thought and imagination into the gifts we give them.

　　218

　　00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:05,930

　　我明白了

　　Okay, I see.

　　219

　　00:10:05,930 --> 00:10:08,790

　　-所以不能是DVD刻录机了

　　-没错

　　So, not a dvd burner exactly.

　　220

　　00:10:08,790 --> 00:10:10,370

　　一件他不会买给自己的东西

　　Something he wouldn't buy for himself.

　　221

　　00:10:10,370 --> 00:10:12,630

　　一件有趣的东西

　　一件像...

　　Something fun. something like...

　　222

　　00:10:12,630 --> 00:10:14,970

　　802-11n无线路由器

　　An 802-11n wireless router!

　　223

　　00:10:19,110 --> 00:10:20,990

　　来吧

　　哥本哈根男孩

　　Here you go, copenhagen boy.

　　224

　　00:10:20,990 --> 00:10:23,930

　　尝尝汉斯·克里斯蒂安手雷的滋味吧

　　How about a taste of hans christian hand grenade?

　　225

　　00:10:25,860 --> 00:10:28,980

　　那肯定感觉不好

　　Oh, that could not feel good.

　　226

　　00:10:31,910 --> 00:10:32,950

　　来啊

　　来...

　　Come on, come...

　　227

　　00:10:32,950 --> 00:10:34,420

　　你个聪明的...

　　Oh, you clever...

　　228

　　00:10:38,610 --> 00:10:39,910

　　来啊

　　来啊

　　Come on. come on.

　　229

　　00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:42,100

　　尝尝这个!

　　Take that!

　　230

　　00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,170

　　怎么了?

　　What's the matter?

　　231

　　00:10:50,170 --> 00:10:51,930

　　这个格兰诺拉燕麦卷里面有花生!

　　This granola bar, it has peanuts in it!

　　232

　　00:10:51,930 --> 00:10:53,650

　　上帝啊

　　你为什么吃它呢

　　Oh, my god. why did you eat it?

　　233

　　00:10:53,650 --> 00:10:55,070

　　我不知道

　　它就放在那里

　　I don't know. It was just there.

　　234

　　00:10:55,270 --> 00:10:58,330

　　如果我有把枪放在那里

　　你会对自己开枪吗

　　if I had a gun there, would you have shot yourself?

　　235

　　00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,630

　　别对我吼

　　Don't yell at me!

　　236

　　00:11:00,630 --> 00:11:02,100

　　我必须得去急诊室!

　　I've got to go to the emergency room!

　　237

　　00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:05,830

　　-现在?

　　-不

　　等到我的舌头肿得像胸部一样!

　　Now?! no, after my tongue has swollen to the size of a brisket!

　　238

　　00:11:06,860 --> 00:11:09,540

　　好

　　让我拿下钥匙

　　All right, uh, just let me get my keys.

　　239

　　00:11:09,540 --> 00:11:11,870

　　上帝啊

　　上帝啊

　　上帝啊

　　Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god!

　　240

　　00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,010

　　洗衣房已经没人了

　　The laundry is out of the hamper.

　　241

　　00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,770

　　好

　　谢尔顿

　　那应该是什么?

　　Okay, sheldon, what was it supposed to be?

　　242

　　00:11:22,110 --> 00:11:23,960

　　好

　　没有人洗衣服了!

　　Fine. it's out of the washer!

　　243

　　00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,670

　　等甩干的时候我再打电话给你

　　I'll call you when it's in the dryer.

　　244

　　00:11:28,010 --> 00:11:29,120

　　好

　　我们走

　　All right, let's go.

　　245

　　00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:43,040

　　你觉得呢

　　What do you think?

　　246

　　00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,160

　　那个

　　Um, that one.

　　247

　　00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,160

　　因为有两个额外的以太网接口?

　　Because of the two additional ethernet ports?

　　248

　　00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:47,370

　　-是的

　　-他不需要

　　Sure.He doesn't need them.

　　249

　　00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:49,440

　　他已经有一台六个以太网接口的交换机了

　　He's already got a six-port ethernet switch.

　　250

　　00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:51,010

　　好吧

　　那这个

　　Oh, okay, then this one.

　　251

　　00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:52,350

　　-为什么

　　-我不知道

　　Why? I don't know.

　　252

　　00:11:52,350 --> 00:11:54,390

　　盒子上的男人看起来很开心

　　The man on the box looks so happy.

　　253

　　00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:57,100

　　佩妮

　　如果我要给莱纳德买礼物

　　penny, if I'm going to buy leonard a gift,

　　254

　　00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,830

　　我一定要买得合适

　　I'm going to do it right.

　　255

　　00:11:58,830 --> 00:12:02,180

　　我不会让他经历我童年时的创伤

　　I refuse to let him experience the same childhood trauma I did.

　　256

　　00:12:02,450 --> 00:12:05,020

　　我知道我可能会后悔了

　　不过

　　什么创伤?

　　I know I'm gonna regret this, but what trauma?

　　257

　　00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,050

　　我12岁生日的时候

　　On my 12th birthday,

　　258

　　00:12:08,050 --> 00:12:10,320

　　我非常想要一个钛离心分离机

　　I really wanted a titanium centrifuge

　　259

　　00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:13,720

　　这样

　　我就可以分离放射性同位素了

　　so, you know, I could separate radioactive isotopes.

　　260

　　00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:14,800

　　当然

　　Of course.

　　261

　　00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:18,380

　　然而我父母却给我买了一个...

　　Instead of a titanium centrifuge, my parents bought me...

　　262

　　00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,430

　　真是难以启齿

　　Wow, this is hard.

　　263

　　00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:24,680

　　他们给我买了一辆摩托车

　　They got me a motorized dirt bike.

　　264

　　00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,220

　　不会吧

　　No!

　　265

　　00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:31,490

　　一个怎么样的12岁男孩会要辆摩托车?

　　What 12-year-old boy wants a motorized dirt bike?

　　266

　　00:12:32,970 --> 00:12:34,540

　　所有的

　　All of them?

　　267

　　00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:35,380

　　真的?

　　Really?

　　268

　　00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:38,460

　　-是的

　　-哈

　　Yeah. huh.

　　269

　　00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,120

　　好吧

　　我们就买这个?

　　Okay, so we're getting this one?

　　270

　　00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,050

　　是吧

　　Yeah, I suppose.

　　271

　　00:12:42,050 --> 00:12:43,290

　　好

　　我们走吧

　　All right, let's go.

　　272

　　00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:44,770

　　打扰一下

　　Excuse me.

　　273

　　00:12:44,810 --> 00:12:46,580

　　你了解这个东西吗?

　　Do you know anything about this stuff?

　　274

　　00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:48,760

　　我了解它的一切

　　I know everything about this stuff.

　　275

　　00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:49,570

　　太好了

　　Okay,

　　276

　　00:12:49,570 --> 00:12:51,100

　　我个人在开展鲜花批发业务

　　I have my own whwholesale flower business

　　277

　　00:12:51,110 --> 00:12:53,100

　　我想把我的前台计算机

　　and I want to hook up my computer in the front entrance

　　278

　　00:12:53,110 --> 00:12:55,800

　　和冷藏库的计算机连在一起

　　with the one in my refrigerated warehouse.

　　279

　　00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,620

　　这个

　　看

　　我们就买的这个

　　Here, buy this one. Look, it's the one we're getting.

　　280

　　00:12:57,620 --> 00:12:58,620

　　看

　　他很开心

　　See? happy guy.

　　281

　　00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:00,090

　　不

　　不

　　不

　　她不需要那个

　　No, no, no, she doesn't want that.

　　282

　　00:13:00,090 --> 00:13:04,490

　　她需要一个扩大范围的点对点网络

　　She needs a point-to-point peer network with a range extender.

　　283

　　00:13:04,490 --> 00:13:05,400

　　谢谢你

　　Thank you.

　　284

　　00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:09,420

　　我应该选哪一个硬盘

　　火线还是USB?

　　Which hard drive do I want-- firewire or usb?

　　285

　　00:13:09,420 --> 00:13:11,370

　　这取决于你有什么总线(bus还有大巴士的意思)

　　It depends on what bus you have available.

　　286

　　00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:17,610

　　我开的是雪佛兰跑车

　　I drive a chevy cavalier.

　　287

　　00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:20,210

　　真主啊

　　Oh, dear lord.

　　288

　　00:13:20,470 --> 00:13:22,290

　　-谢尔顿

　　我们该走了

　　-现在不行

　　佩妮

　　Sheldon, we have to go. not now, penny.

　　289

　　00:13:22,290 --> 00:13:23,510

　　这位可怜人需要我的帮助

　　This poor man needs me.

　　290

　　00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:25,170

　　你等一下

　　我马上招呼你

　　You, hold on. I'll be right with you.

　　291

　　00:13:25,950 --> 00:13:27,420

　　你计算机是什么样的?

　　What computer do you have?

　　292

　　00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:29,050

　　请不要说是一台白色的

　　And please don't say "a white one."

　　293

　　00:13:35,370 --> 00:13:36,420

　　打扰一下

　　Excuse me.

　　294

　　00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:37,820

　　把这个填好

　　找个座位坐下

　　Fill this out. have a seat.

　　295

　　00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:38,380

　　不

　　听着

　　No, listen.

　　296

　　00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,430

　　我们打算给我的朋友开一个惊喜派对

　　We're throwing my friend a surprise party and I'm

　　297

　　00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:42,340

　　而我要让我朋友离开公寓两小时

　　Supposed to keep him out of his apartment for two hours.

　　298

　　00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:44,740

　　把这个填好

　　找个座位坐下

　　Uh-huh. fill this out and have a seat.

　　299

　　00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:45,430

　　不

　　No, see,

　　300

　　00:13:45,430 --> 00:13:47,260

　　我能让他离开的唯一办法就是告诉他

　　The only way I could get him to leave was to tell

　　301

　　00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,870

　　我吃了一个花生

　　因为我对花生过敏

　　Him I ate a peanut because I'm allergic to peanuts.

　　302

　　00:13:50,050 --> 00:13:52,420

　　这样的话

　　把这个填好找个座位坐下

　　Oh. well, in that case, fill this out and have a seat.

　　303

　　00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:54,380

　　听着

　　Look,

　　304

　　00:13:54,380 --> 00:13:56,400

　　我只要你把我带到后面去