坐在我那辆开了二十多年的旧车里,儿子无比艳羡地看着身旁那些疾驰而过的卡玛洛、克尔维特和雷克萨斯……当然还有他的最爱:福特野马。
My 14-year-old son, Anton, is as enamored of cars – especially new and flashy ones – as any boy.[1] Whenever we’re out driving, he rubbernecks continuously as he spots Camaros, Corvettes, Lexuses (Lexi?) and the car of his dreams – the Ford Mustang.[2] These sightings are accompanied by the most impassioned commentaries (“Did you see that, Dad? The new Audi A6 – zero to 60 in 5.9![3]”).
“Yes, yes,” I nod. “I see it.” This is as much enthusiasm as I can muster[4], because I am as interested in new cars as I am in the various grades of sand. The tragedy for my son, however, is that we are meandering along in my 1987 Dodge Raider, a big red box of a car that is as aerodynamic as a cinder block.[5] My Raider can also go from zero to 60 in 5.9 seconds, but it has to be an exceptionally steep downhill grade[6].
My son is at an age when he is embarrassed by many things: our house, my attempt to engage his friends in conversation, the food I cook, my taste for the thrift shop[7]. But topping the list is our car. Perhaps this is why he prefers to walk the mile to school, even in the most challenging weather. On one occasion I insisted on driving him in during a deluge[8]. He allowed this, but asked that I let him out about a block from the school so he could keep his dignity intact.
One day, in a quiet moment, Anton mustered the courage to ask, “Dad, why do you drive such an old car?”
I didn’t have to search very far and wide for an answer, because I knew my own heart in the matter. I explained my philosophy of what a car is. “Anton,” I said, “a car is something that gets us from Point A to Point B. What more do I need?” And then it occurred to me that I could better explicate[9] my answer in terms of what I don’t need.
“Anton,” I began, “I don’t need a car that talks to me or entertains me.
“I don’t need a car with a key that costs $250 to replace. (The very idea is an abomination[10].)
“I don’t need a car with remote access, or that beeps at me to assure me that it’s locked. (This is Maine, where I leave my keys in the ignition so that I always know where they are.)[11]
“I don’t need a video system that turns my car into a movie theater or tries to sell me things I don’t need and can’t afford to buy.
“I don’t need a car that is so complicated that I can’t change my own oil.
“I don’t need heated seats. (As a warm-blooded human being, my seat is naturally heated by my circulatory[12] system.)
“I don’t need a car with windshield wipers on the headlights.”[13]
In conclusion, I added, “With the Raider, I can see and get my hands on every part under the hood[14]. In fact, there’s so much room under there that I could rent living space out to a needy student. Do you understand?”
Anton had listened patiently to my sermon, which was clearly more than he had bargained for, and he sat there, perplexed.[15] Sullen[16] even. “Well,” he said, in a bid to recoup lost ground, “I don’t see why you have crank windows.”[17]
“That’s easy,” I replied. “If I ever drive off a bridge into the river I can roll the window down and escape. Wouldn’t that be nice?”
My son stared at me, looking absolutely vanquished[18]. In an attempt to be magnanimous[19], I suggested we go out for pizza. We climbed into the Raider, started the old car up, and bumped down the street. It was a bright day and the big red box ambled amiably along like an old, faithful dog.[20] Driving such a singular[21] vehicle, and living in a small town, friends and acquaintances waved to us along the way, and I waved back.
“See, Anton?” I remarked, “if this were a Lexus, nobody would notice us. Nobody would care.”
My son didn’t miss a beat. “If this were a Lexus,” he said, “we’d be going out for lobster[22].”
Vocabulary
1. be enamored of: 使倾心,使迷恋;flashy: 奢华的,俗艳的。
2. rubberneck: 〈美俚〉(好奇地)伸长脖子看或听;Camaro(卡玛洛)和Corvette(克尔维特): 美国雪佛兰公司旗下的分支品牌;Lexus: 雷克萨斯,日本丰田汽车的高端品牌;Ford Mustang: 福特野马,是美国福特汽车公司旗下的跑车品牌。
3. 指新款奥迪A6从0加速到60迈,只需5.9秒。
4. muster: 聚集。
5. 然而我儿子的悲剧在于,我们正驾驶着我那辆1987年买的“道奇袭击者”蜿蜒前行,这车外观如同一个大红盒子,体型类似一块煤渣(空心)砖。aerodynamic: 流线型的。
6. steep downhill grade: 陡峭的下坡路。
7. thrift shop: 旧货店,二手店。
8. deluge: 大雨,暴雨。
9. explicate: 详细地说明。
10. abomination: 令人憎恶的物或人。
11. beep: 发短促而尖利的声音;Maine: 缅因州,美国东北角的州;ignition: (汽油引擎的)打火装置。
12. circulatory: (血液)循环的。
13. windshield wiper: 挡风玻璃前的刮水(雨)器;headlight: (汽车等的)前灯。
14. hood: 汽车发动机罩。
15. sermon: 布道,说教;bargain for: 讲价,谈判;perplexed: 困惑的,糊涂的。
16. sullen: 闷闷不乐的。
17. “嗯,”他说——努力想“收复失地”,“那我不明白你的车窗为什么是松动的?”recoup: 重获(失去的东西)。
18. vanquished: 被征服的,被战胜的。
19. magnanimous: 大度的,有雅量的。
20. amble: 漫步,缓行;amiably: 和蔼地,好脾气地。
21. singular: 突出的,非凡的。
22. lobster: 龙虾。
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