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请别管我的T恤上说什么好吗?

发布时间:2016-08-18  编辑:查字典英语网小编

如今,越来越多的T恤衫上印有文字,穿好了是时尚,是彰显个性,穿不好就是尴尬。很多时候,人们购买T恤衫时并不会认真去看上面印的文字,因此有时就会遇到尴尬的情况,比如路人会误解你的政治倾向并怒目相视,又或者就你根本不知道的东西滔滔不绝起来。想要避免这种情况,下次当你挑T恤衫时,看一眼上面印的东西吧。

The man slapped me on the back and said, “So, tell me about Kleer .”

I threw him a questioning look. Picking up on this, he pointed and said, “Your T-shirt.”

I looked down and read its message: “Kleer—Think Beyond Wood.”

Oh!

The deal is this: I buy my T-shirts at the local thrift shop. Fifty cents for a tee in crisp, clean condition. What a bargain! The message on the shirt is of little importance to me. Once I’ve bought the shirt, I forget about it. This means that I am often taken off guard when others note whatever it is I’m inadvertently advertising. The responses aren’t always of the back-slapping kind.

Consider the man who growled at me when he noted my bright green tee: “You liberals are all alike!” he said.

The back of my shirt read: “Fair contract. Now!” I had no idea what it pertained to. No matter. In the eyes of the offended man, I was a liberal. And I was like all other liberals. Whatever that means.

Another fellow clucked his tongue and said, sourly, “You do know you’re in Red Sox country, right?” It was only then that I remembered I was wearing a Yankees T-shirt. All I could do was nod in response.

But most of the messages I carry do not elicit anything resembling hostility or even a frown. If people comment at all, it mostly reflects approbation, if not enthusiasm. I have a striking red tee with the white Polish eagle emblazoned on the front, along with the word “Polska.” One day, while strolling across the campus where I teach, a robust bear of a student threw his arm around my shoulder and exclaimed, “Brother!” He told me he was from Russia and that we Slavs have to stick together. It so happens that I am of Polish ancestry, but I have never been much interested in alliances.

In another instance, I picked up a handsome tee that bore the logo of the American Folk Festival , held yearly in Bangor, Maine. In large letters across the back it read, “VOLUNTEER.” This elicited a comment from a pleasant woman: “Thank you for your time and effort.”

You’re welcome.

Other tees have stimulated lengthy, and pleasant, conversation. I have a spectacular T-shirt with a garish splattering of colorful fruits and vegetables on the front. The caption: “World’s Largest Fruit Salad—UMass Amherst.” This was the impetus for a wonderful exchange initiated by an organic farmer at one of our open-air markets here in Maine. It turns out he had attended UMass Amherst and knew all about the phenomenal salad. When he was done singing its praises I felt as if I had done a heroic deed simply by wearing the shirt.

Some of my tees bear messages attesting to accomplishments I can take no credit for. I am not a Cessna pilot. I did not take part in the Kenduskeag Stream Canoe Race in 2013. I have never walked the entire Appalachian Trail, and I do not speak Esperanto.

However, there are messages I do wish I could find, for they would reflect my experiences and sensibilities:

“I have visited Greenland.”

“Thoreau. Now more than ever.”

“Don’t let school interfere with your education.”

“Baking soda can be used for almost anything.”

But perhaps, trumping all of these, I should settle for a message of rote candor, to wit: “This is not my shirt. I bought it at a thrift shop.”

That would, I think, keep everybody honest.

Vocabulary

1. slap: 拍打。

2. Kleer: 一种无线音频传输技术。

3. pick up on: 注意、觉察。

4. thrift shop: <美>旧货店。

5. crisp: 干净的,整洁的。

6. 这就代表,每当有人注意到我不经意间“广告”的东西时,我总是措手不及。off guard: 放松警惕,猝不及防;inadvertently: 无心地,不经意地。

7. growl: 愤愤不平地抱怨,气冲冲地说;liberal: 自由主义者。

8. pertain to: 相关,关于。

9. cluck: 发出(表示生气或不赞同的)咯咯声;sourly: 酸溜溜地,没好气地;Red Sox: 波士顿红袜队,隶属于美国联盟东区的美国职棒大联盟球队;country: 地区。

10. Yankees: 纽约扬基队,世界最著名的体育俱乐部之一,隶属于美国联盟东区的美国职棒大联盟球队。

11. 很多时候我衣服上印的文字不会招致别人的反对甚至不悦。elicit: 引起,招来;hostility: 反对;frown: 皱眉(表示不悦或不认可)。

12. approbation: 认可,赞许。

13. 我有一件鲜红色的T恤衫,前面印有一只白色的波兰老鹰以及一个波兰单词“Polska”。striking: 引人注目的;emblazon: 用纹章装饰;Polska: 波兰语的“Poland”。

14. stroll: 闲逛,漫步;exclaim: 大叫,惊呼。

15. Slav: 斯拉夫人。

16. 碰巧我有波兰血统,但我对老乡联盟实在没什么兴趣。ancestry: 祖先,世系;alliance: 联盟。

17. American Folk Festival: 美国民间音乐节。

18. garish: 炫目的,过于艳丽的;splattering: 泼溅,洒落。

19. caption: 说明文字;UMass Amherst: 马萨诸塞大学阿默斯特分校(University of Massachusetts Amherst)。

20. 在缅因州一个露天市场,一位有机菜农因这行文字与我展开了一场有趣的交流。impetus: 动力;initiate: 发起。

21. phenomenal: 非凡的,了不起的。

22. attest to: 证明;take credit for sth.: 把某事归功于某人。

23. Cessna: 赛斯纳飞行器公司,一家位于美国堪萨斯州的飞机制造商。

24. Kenduskeag Stream Canoe Race: 肯达斯奇格溪流独木舟比赛。

25. Appalachian Trail: 阿巴拉契亚国家步道,是美国最长的徒步旅行步道之一是美国阿巴拉契亚山脉的一条小路;Esperanto: 世界语,是波兰籍语言学家柴门霍夫博士于1887年创立的一种国际辅助语,旨在消除国际交往的语言障碍,被誉为“国际普通话”。

26. Thoreau: 亨利•戴维•梭罗(Henry David Thoreau,1817—1862),美国作家、哲学家,代表作为《瓦尔登湖》。

27. interfere with: 干预,干涉。

28. 但我个人认为,位居所有这些口号之首的也许是一句坦诚之言,那就是:非本人T恤衫,从二手店淘来。trump: 胜过;settle for: 满足于,勉强接受;rote: 熟记,死记硬背;candor: 坦率;to wit: 那就是说,即是。

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