That Is Not My Dog!
A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite?
The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bit.
The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her.
Ouch! She says, I thought you said your dog does not bite!
The shopkeeper replies, That is not my dog!
那不是我的狗
一个妇人走进一家宠物店,看见一只很可爱的小狗。她问店主:你的狗咬人吗?
店主说:不,我的狗不咬人。
于是这个妇人试着抚摸小狗,可是小狗却咬了她。
哎哟!妇人说,我想你刚才还说你的狗不咬人。
店主人回答说:那不是我的狗。
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