2011万圣节搞笑短信 （英文部分为意译，仅供参考）
·节日来了，你还在等待什么，带上面具，点起南瓜灯，像鬼一样在大街上游荡吧，欢乐会属于你的，我的鬼友。
·万圣节，鬼才知道你在想什么，怎么还是不理我，我又没犯错，你要我怎么作，非要我装鬼来恐吓，你才会快乐。
·万圣节到了，虽然是鬼的节日但是我还是要真诚的祝你像鬼一样开心，因为你最近的确过着像鬼一样艰辛的日子，让自己放松一下吧。
·知道你今天很开心，知道你今天过节，所以一直没打扰你，你这个鬼家伙，过万圣节也不说请大家吃顿饭庆祝一下。
·亲爱的，恭喜你，你中了大奖了，在今天你将会收到一份意外的惊喜，这一份让你激动的祝福，鬼家伙，祝你万圣节快乐。
·神差鬼使，神出鬼没，神工鬼斧，神鬼莫测，神号鬼哭，神焦鬼烂，神施鬼设，神头鬼面，神不知，鬼不觉地祝你万圣节快乐。
·鬼说他很开心，因为今天是万圣节，他说他很想你，因为你们曾经一起鬼混多年，所以在这个鬼的节日里祝你幸福开心。
·亲爱的，我终于在闭关九九八十一天之后，经过清休苦练，学会了万人不敌，神鬼惧怕的超级武功，万圣节的夜晚你怕鬼么，我来保护你吧。
·万圣节通缉令：嫌疑犯特征是长相神头鬼脸，说起话来装神弄鬼，做事神鬼莫测神，如有见到该人者请务必祝他节日开心。
·鬼的节日，你是否在图谋不鬼，如果真的心中有鬼，不如做个开心鬼，万圣节是属于鬼的节日，鬼你一定要开心起来啊。
·用南瓜灯照亮狂欢的夜晚，今天是万圣节，愿每一个孤单的灵魂都会像鬼一样尽情的快乐。
·把我的思念变成鬼火，照亮你心里漆黑的夜空，万圣节的你不应该属于孤独，我会托付我的鬼友为你带去一份问候，别害怕它会在半夜敲门。
·万圣节到了，听说各种鬼都要出门游荡，你会不会很害怕啊，有一个好方法能让你驱邪避凶，那就是让自己开心的笑一笑。
·今天是万圣节，听说连鬼都会很开心，你觉得你还有必要继续郁闷下去么，所以露出你魔鬼一样迷人的笑容吧。
·我的祝福，星星点点，就像鬼火闪耀，我的思念，无边无沿，就像魔鬼一样跟随在你身边，万圣节的夜晚，你在做什么，记得要开心啊。
·想你的时候我像饿鬼，艰苦难耐，见到你的时候我像醉鬼，神魂颠倒，能和你在一起过万圣节，我会变成开心鬼，心花怒放。
·鬼的节日，亲爱的你不要出门乱跑，小心有鬼在你的身后跟随，我会用我的真心来保护你，为你驱赶走身边的魔鬼。
·你准备好欢快的心情了么，在万圣节的夜晚，我们一起去狂欢，忘记心中的烦恼，让真心在交流中释放。
·一份祝福代表一份心意，一份心意代表一份礼物，一份礼物就是我送你的护身符，万圣节的夜晚，即使你孤单一人也不必怕鬼。
·我不想说，我很孤独，我不想说，我很寂寞，因为今天是万圣节，你我都应该拿出一份狂欢的心情来面对生活。
·万圣节的夜晚，点起你手中的南瓜灯，照亮那黑色的忧郁，戴上你开心的面具，迎来本应属于你的喜气。
·特别提示：万圣节的夜晚，本公司特推出，我比鬼还快乐有奖竞猜活动，认为自己快乐的同志可以编写短信：万圣节快乐，发送给好友。
·很想你，又害怕见到你，也许你正在世界的哪个角落默默地注视着我，我想抚摸你那没有下巴的脸蛋，啊，原来是万圣节搞的鬼！祝节日快乐！
·不要以为我忘了你，比如说今天--万圣节，我第一个想起的就是你，因为你跟鬼是亲戚嘛！祝你节日乐翻天！
·街边美女一挥手，路灯也要瞅一瞅；街边美女二挥手，高楼都想亲一口；街边美女三挥手，地球刹车往回走。哈哈，祝你万圣快乐！
·万圣夜姐妹逛街，见两狗交配，妹不懂姐骗说是打架，旁边一男听后大笑，姐瞪男，男说：瞪我干什么？想打架？哈哈，祝万圣快乐！
·男人生来就有罪，做事不能怕累，约会当然你付费，甜言蜜语要死背。每月薪水要上交，不要期望有回馈，什么错都是你的不对。祝万圣节快乐！
·鸡是用做下蛋的，牛是有活就干的，猫是挨家混饭的，羊是将来烤串的，狗是让人来惯的，你是等着出圈的。祝你万圣节快乐！
·万圣节之夜，我会去找你的，吓着你了吗？其实只想对你说--万圣节快乐！1031万圣节你准备好了吗?是不是有点怕怕的呢？一起过个快乐万圣节！
·祝万圣节的夜晚，大家过得失声尖叫起鸡皮，过得死人活人一起吓一跳，尽情狂欢，祝福你，祝福全世界人民，万圣节快乐啊！
·阿杰走过墓地，听到敲击声害怕。见到一个人摸墓碑，问：“你在干吗？那人说：“他们把我的墓碑刻错了。祝你万圣节快乐！
副标题#e#· Festival came, what you waiting for, a mask, lit pumpkins, like a ghost wandering in the street, like it, joy will be yours, my ghost friends.
· Halloween, the devil knows what you're thinking, how, or ignore me, I never make mistakes, how you want me to make, have to install a ghost to frighten me, you will be happy.
· Halloween arrived, although the ghost festival, but I sincerely wish you to be as happy as a ghost, because you really live like a ghost, like the recent difficult day to relax about it.
· I am very happy to know you, know your holiday today, so they did not bother you, this guy is a ghost, please do not say Halloween dinner to celebrate.
* Dear, Congratulations, you won the lottery, and you will receive today a big surprise, that this is a blessing you excited, ghost guy, I wish you Happy Halloween.
· Shenciguishi, elusive, Shengongguifu, ghost unpredictable, and spirits Guiku, God coke bad ghosts, ghosts based facilities God, God, the first Ghost, God, noticing to wish you a Happy Halloween.
· Ghost said he was happy, because today is Halloween, he said he wanted you, because you have been hanging out together for many years, so in this ghost festival I wish you happy happy.
· Honey, I finally Hong eighty retreat after a day off training hard through the clear, learned million lost, fear of the super powers of ghost, ghosts Halloween night you what, I protect you.
· Halloween Wanted: God looks suspect is characterized by the first face, spoke Zhuangshennonggui, ghost unpredictable things of God, to see if the person, please be sure to wish him a happy holiday.
· Ghost festival, you are not ghosts in the plot, if it a guilty conscience, it is better to be a happy ghost, Halloween is part of the ghost festival, ghost you have to cheer up ah.
· Carnival with pumpkin lights illuminate the night, today is Halloween, like every lonely soul will enjoy the same happiness as a ghost.
· Put my thoughts into a wildfire, the dark night sky to illuminate your heart, you should not belong to Halloween alone, I will entrust my ghost friends to bring a greeting for you, do not be afraid it would knock on the door in the middle of the night.
· Halloween arrived, I heard all kinds of ghosts must go wandering, you will not be very afraid ah, there is a good way to let you drive away fierce, it is to his happy smile.
· Today is Halloween, I heard that even the ghosts will be very happy, you feel you still need to continue down what depressed, so show your charming smile it as the devil.
· I wish, bits and pieces, like wildfire shine, my thoughts, an infinite along, just like the devil to follow you around, Halloween night, you do, remember to be happy ah.
· Thinking of you I like the hungry, hard intolerable, like when I see you drunk, head over heels, can be with you before Halloween, a ghost I will become happy, elated.
· Ghost festival, my dear you do not go run around, be careful to follow the ghosts behind you, I will use my heart to protect you, as you drive away the devil to go around.
· Are you ready cheerful mood of what, on Halloween night, we went to the carnival, forget heart trouble, so really in exchange release.
· A blessing on behalf of a token, a token of gratitude on behalf of a gift, a gift that I give you the amulet, Halloween night, one person alone even if you do not have ghosts.
· I do not want to say, I was lonely, I do not want to say, I am very lonely, because today is Halloween, you and I should come up with a carnival mood to face life.
· Halloween night, lit pumpkins in your hands to illuminate the black melancholy, happy to wear your mask, you should belong to usher in the festivity.
* Special Note: Halloween night, the company launched special, I prize more than ghost quiz activities also happy that their happy comrades can write SMS: Happy Halloween, send to a friend.
* Miss you, but afraid to see you, maybe you are which corner of the world silently watching me, I want to touch your chin face that did not, ah, the original is out of the Halloween ghost! I wish a happy holiday!
· Do not think I forgot you, for example, today - Halloween, my first thought is you, because you are a relative thing with a ghost! I wish you a festival wins!
· Street beauty of a wave, but also take a look at a street look; beautiful two street waving, pro-one wants high-rise buildings; street waving beautiful three Earth brakes to go back. Haha, I wish you a Happy Halloween!
· Halloween sister shopping, see the two dogs mating, sister sister cheated do not know is fighting, next to a man laugh to hear, sister stare male, male, said: stare at me? Want to fight? Haha, I wish Happy Halloween!
· Men are born guilty, things can not be Pareto, dating course, you pay for, sweet to memorize. Monthly salary to be handed over, do not expect feedback, what's wrong is your right. I wish Happy Halloween!
· Is used for egg-laying chickens, cattle are living on dry cat is house to house Hunfan, and skewers the future of the sheep, the dog is accustomed to people, you are waiting for a ring. I wish you a Happy Halloween!
· Halloween night, I will find you, scare you? In fact, just want to say to you - Happy Halloween! 1031 Halloween you ready? Is a bit nervous of it? Together had a happy Halloween!
· I wish Halloween night, we had pros and cons scream from the chicken skin, surprised with the living dead flies, enjoy carnival, bless you, bless people around the world, Happy Halloween ah!
· Jet through the cemetery, heard the knocking sound scared. Touch to see tombstone of a person, ask: "What are you doing?" The man said: "They put my tombstone engraved wrong." I wish you a Happy Halloween!
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