超全愚人节整人方法：亲朋好友宠物小孩一网打尽(双语)

愚人节如何整人——宠物

把一个小的对讲机藏到你的宠物身上或藏在离它很近的地方，然后你拿着另一个对讲机藏到别人看不到的地方。当有人走过来要逮住或拍打你的宠物时，你就冲着对讲机粗声粗气地说：“我讨厌你这么做。看他们怎么震惊和害怕的跳起来！

愚人节如何整人——小孩

Try it with your teenaged kids. Set the alarm clock for 3:00 a.m. and hide it under their beds. See them tearing down their room in a sleepy fit to shut it up.

试着和你十几岁的孩子玩一下这个游戏。把闹钟定在凌晨3:00然后藏在他们的床下。看他们迷迷糊糊的在房间里乱找试图关掉闹钟的样子。

Take a little walky-talky on your pet or hide it somewhere near where it is laying. Walk off to a safe distance where you can keep yourself hidden from others with the other piece. As soon as another family member tries to pick up or pat on the back of your pet, say in a gruff voice, "I hate you doing this to me." See them jump with fright and shock.

愚人节如何整人——家人

Plan1

Late at night, fill the hair-dryer with baby powder. Catch the expression of someone who has just washed his or her hair and turned it white by using the hair dryer.

深夜，把婴儿奶粉放到吹风筒里。当有人洗完头发用吹风筒时，他们的头发全变白了！

Plan2

Place a number of pranks at a number of places for the victim, so that once targeted by you, they cannot escape. Placing the tube of shaving cream with the toothbrush of the sleepy friend can be put in combo with a face soap that makes you dirty in the soap box the towel that is clean outside but has powdered color inside.

你可以在不同的地方用不同的恶作剧来整同一个人。比如，趁家人睡觉的时候你把剃须膏挤到牙膏里，或挤到香皂盒里，然后把毛巾里面撒一些彩色粉末但是外面看起来很干净。当他起来刷牙洗脸的时候，你就等着看好戏吧！

Plan3

Put an elastic band around the push button of the sprayer in the sink and make it face towards where the person stands. Similarly, you can turn the showerhead （喷头）towards the spot where a person stands and. As soon as the next person turns them on, they will get all soaked. Be sure not to forget that you don't get soaked yourself.

把一根橡皮筋放到水槽里的喷水器的按钮上，让它冲着人们站着的地方。同时，把喷头也转向人们站着的地方。当有人打开它们的时候,他们就会变成落汤鸡了。记住别把你自己弄湿了哦！

愚人节如何整人——学生

Good for teachers. Tell your students that you are just going to note the scores that they have got on their tests or exams and will hand out to them after an hour. Go to the room and them keep running out looking like very scared and tell them that the principal has just spilled coffee or ink on the test/examination papers and they will have to take them again. Note their reactions and exclamations. You can bet that the dullest of all students will loudly claim that they had done their best this time and it is not fair to them. Then you can tell them how much they have really scored.

这个是给老师提供的有意思的整学生的妙招。告诉你的学生你要去看刚考完试的卷子，然后一小时以后发卷子。等你再回来时脸上表现出很惭愧的样子，告诉他们主任刚刚把咖啡或墨水洒到了卷子上了，字迹都看不清了，所以他们不得不再考一次。注意他们的反应和惊呼。一些同学会表现得很厌恶并大声说他们在这次考试中已经尽了最大力了，再考一次对他们来说是不公平的。然后你再告诉他们到底得了多少分。

愚人节如何整人——路人

Improvise on the gluing the penny to the floor by cutting the penny in half using cutco scissors and keep the other half. Just see how many people try to pick even this half penny up.

这个把戏你可以随时玩。用剪刀把一枚硬币剪成两半，放到地上，并把其中的一半用胶水粘到地上。然后看看到底有多少人试图把粘到地上的那一半硬币捡起来。

愚人节如何整人——老板（慎用）

Give life to a plastic lizard by tying it with an invisible string and make it jump on the victim suddenly. You can also place a plastic bug inside some dish and if the restaurant manager is the victim, you can brawl and complain as much as you like.

使塑料蜥蜴变成活蜥蜴的方法。用一根看不见的绳子捆住它，然后突然间把它扔到你要整的人身上。同样，当你在饭店吃饭的时候，如果你想跟饭店老板开玩笑，你可以把一个塑料小虫放到菜盘里，然后找经理埋怨。

一起整！

This can be done in class, office or home. Ask your friends, colleagues and siblings to perform particular actions together at the same pre-planned time like dropping their pencils at the same time, to tie shoelaces, to reboot their computers, to drink water or any such innocent actions. These synchronized actions are sure to surprise anybody who will wonder about what is happening.

这个游戏可以在课堂、办公室或家中玩。和你的朋友、同事和兄弟姐妹在没有计划的前提下一起在相同的时间里执行特定的动作。比如：在相同的时间里扔掉他们的铅笔，系鞋带，重新启动电脑，喝水或任何类似于这样的行为。这些花样动作肯定会使那些想到底发生了什么的人惊讶。

（编辑：赵颖茹）